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   Woman claims 378-pound Bengal tiger is her best friend. What could possibly go wrong? (w/pics)

29 Nov 2012 05:36 AM   |   16288 clicks   |   The Sun
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skatedrifter    [TotalFark]  
I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again

28 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
PapaChester     
Mowgli?

28 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
me texan    [TotalFark]  
She could have a penis.

28 Nov 2012 10:59 PM
bob_ross     
Well picture #1 looks like it might be X-Rated.

/thread reported.

29 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  

skatedrifter: I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again


I thought it was a woman, too.

But, that might be because someone put that idea in my head...

29 Nov 2012 12:34 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?

29 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

29 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
dbirchall     
The former director of my local zoo used to play with the zoo's full-grown bengal. Yeah, you get some scratches.

29 Nov 2012 03:17 AM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  

dbirchall: The former director of my local zoo used to play with the zoo's full-grown bengal. Yeah, you get some scratches.


i am covered in scratches from normal kitties...so, yeah

29 Nov 2012 03:20 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
My domestic housecats are a bunch of quirky weirdos.

No way I'd trust a big cat.

29 Nov 2012 04:19 AM
special20    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: My domestic housecats are a bunch of quirky weirdos.

No way I'd trust a big cat.


Seriously. One minute your blissfully petting that fuzzy belly, the next thing you know, your entire arm in inside their belly.

29 Nov 2012 05:41 AM
special20    [TotalFark]  
*you're

/come on coffee!

29 Nov 2012 05:42 AM
iheartscotch     
They appear to be more than friends. Plus, they are both dudes. Who wouldn't want to see some tiger on guy action? Me.

/ just don't let it happen again

29 Nov 2012 05:43 AM
sexorcisst     
It looks like it already bit off her right arm.

29 Nov 2012 05:43 AM
hammettman     
Say hello to the bear guy when you see him.

29 Nov 2012 05:44 AM
Smidge204     
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29 Nov 2012 05:47 AM
Metalithic     

skatedrifter: I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again


Not to worry. The tiger, apparently, is female, though.

29 Nov 2012 05:49 AM
Uisce Beatha     
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"It should work out great, take it from us!"

/hotlinked

29 Nov 2012 05:51 AM
GreatGlavinsGhost    [TotalFark]  
Hold on. I'm not going to read the article but, from what I gather from reading this thread is that this is now a trap thread?

29 Nov 2012 05:52 AM
Yes this is dog    [TotalFark]  

some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.


Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

29 Nov 2012 05:56 AM
Gawdzila    [TotalFark]  
Abdullah says: "I never feel scared, I consider her my everyday friend.

"When she bites or scratches or eats someone she is being a normal tiger."


There we go.
Sorry, I know the tiger is real nice and cute most of the time, but it's a wild apex predator not a person.
It could easily f**k your sh*t up one day for some reason totally incomprehensible to you, and it wouldn't feel sorry afterwards.

29 Nov 2012 05:59 AM
Gawdzila    [TotalFark]  

Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.


Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
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29 Nov 2012 06:06 AM
elffster     
Do not taunt happy fun tiger.

29 Nov 2012 06:07 AM
abhorrent1     
Famous last words right behind "Hold my beer and watch this" are "We have a connection, I love them".

/"I love you too, food"
//that'swhat the tiger is thinking

29 Nov 2012 06:33 AM
ComicBookGuy     
Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
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Serval or Savannah.

29 Nov 2012 06:35 AM
Fibro     

ComicBookGuy: Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
[www.hemmy.net image 500x375][www.hemmy.net image 500x375]

Serval or Savannah.


Agreed. Given the Fishing Cat is endangered I'm pretty sure that ugly woman does not have one in her kitchen.

29 Nov 2012 06:38 AM
faeriefay     

Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.


I think they are Bengals

29 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
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Surprise! Tiger buttsex!

29 Nov 2012 06:46 AM
TommyDeuce     
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Soon . . .

29 Nov 2012 07:13 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

special20: Seriously. One minute your blissfully petting that fuzzy belly, the next thing you know, your entire arm in inside their belly.


Giggity.

29 Nov 2012 07:19 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
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Barbed penis goes where?

29 Nov 2012 07:23 AM
drjekel_mrhyde     
South East Asian home of children with giant pythons Link , the guy with the giant one eyed crocodile that he swims with Link, and now this.

29 Nov 2012 07:27 AM
tshauk     

Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
[www.hemmy.net image 500x375][www.hemmy.net image 500x375]


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Ashera=$20,000-$25,000 House pet

29 Nov 2012 07:31 AM
ltdanman44     
those fishing cats dive right into the water to collect dinner!

29 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
ZzeusS     
Yeah? Feel so safe that you have to affect that neck scarf? Why is that, smart guy?

29 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
Just_a_Bear     

Uisce Beatha: [renrutkram.files.wordpress.com image 400x351]

"It should work out great, take it from us!"

/hotlinked


what took this so long?

29 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

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?

fark, i am disappoint.

29 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?


nevermind. missed that.

29 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
freewill    [TotalFark]  
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29 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
traylor    [TotalFark]  
Tiger fixes the cable?

*clicks*

Yep.

29 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
DubtodaIll     
Bengal tigers are easily subdued by a can of mace.

29 Nov 2012 08:51 AM
you have pee hands     
I'd rather have an ocelot.

29 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
treecologist     
Where this friendship might be headed.

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29 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
bigredmoose     

SlothB77: Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

?

fark, i am disappoint.


There was an Ang Lee crack early on. Now Fark is disappoint in you.

29 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
Bruce Campbell     

SlothB77: Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276] ?

fark, i am disappoint.


Ahem

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?


You're not much for reading are you?

29 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

tshauk: Ashera=$20,000-$25,000 $21,000 rip-off House pet


"Ashera" are just regular old Savannah cats. If you pay over 4 grand for one, you're getting ripped off.

29 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
mexican bathtub cheese     
Shouldn't that be "27th tiger"?

29 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Uisce Beatha     

HindiDiscoMonster: yeah i agree... because using a whip and a hug are identical.


Wait, are we talking about tigers or sex now? Because for one of those the whip can be ...

...wait, you meant tigers. Nevermind.

29 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Abdullah says: "I never feel scared, I consider her my everyday friend.
"When she bites or scratches she is being a normal tiger."


When she eats you, she'll be being a normal tiger too.

29 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Crotchrocket Slim     
As far as I understand, the problem with "domesticating" large cats is not that they are particularly more aggressive or less social than housecats, it's that the scale of housecats means that when they get out of sorts a normal person can still handle them, whereas a tiger can accidentally maul a person while otherwise innocently roughhousing (some cats go berzerker when playing; anyone who has ever had a black tomcat would know about this).

29 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
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