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   No, China, you can't claim our countries as your territory, not even if you print it on your passports

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Twilight Spark    [TotalFark]  
Ah China is still trying to go for the "Biggest Dick" award.

29 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
You know the tax protestor advice that you should sign all documents "without recourse UCC 2-106" (or something similar)? Countries could start doing that with Chinese passports. Visa stamp with a corrected map and a wall of text saying that admitting this Chinese person does not imply any concession as to the accuracy of any maps, territorial claims, or other verbiage or mapiage heretofore set forth in the document to which this stamp [continued on next page]

29 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
moops     
Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.

29 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
Butthurted     
hmmmm If only I knew about this sooner..

http://www.fark.com/comments/7448907/ While-you-were-lying-in-a-turkey - coma-China-just-printed-plans-for-WWII I-on-their-passports

29 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
Crewmannumber6     
They have all the money so, yes they can.

29 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
Wicked Chinchilla     

Crewmannumber6: They have all the money so, yes they can.


No. They don't

29 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
sethstorm     
Then don't recognize those passports as valid, but admit those with the unrevised version.

Or make a stamp that conveniently revises those maps.

29 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
macadamnut     

moops: Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.


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29 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
Meerlar     
but did they have a flag?
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29 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
lakrfool     
How much you want tibet they did it on purpose??

29 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
No Time To Explain     
Aw, little China, always the clown of the bunch

/always the silly one, never the sane one

29 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Butthurted: hmmmm If only I knew about this sooner..

http://www.fark.com/comments/7448907/ While-you-were-lying-in-a-turkey - coma-China-just-printed-plans-for-WWII I-on-their-passports


This

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THIS!

29 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
traylor     

Twilight Spark: Ah China is still trying to go for the "Biggest Dick" award.


One could ask the question, are they compensating for something?

/amiright?

29 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker     

moops: Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.


Umm China basically occupied Nam for a thousand years. Why do you think they use to write in Chinese characters.

29 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Hrist     
Ahh, the passive aggressive 'I'm just going to hold on to this for a while since no one seems to be using it at the time. You can have it back whenever you want, just come and ask. I'll probably let some people from my country settle there though, but you can totally just ask them to leave and they'll be cool."

29 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
shintochick     

Meerlar: but did they have a flag?


I lulz at this.

29 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
Perducci     
China is bizarre. One minute, they'll do something progressive and unexpected, the next they're pulling nonsense like this. It's like half the government wants to be Japan and the other half wants to be Best Korea.

29 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Moopy Mac     

justanotherfarkinfarker: moops: Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.

Umm China basically occupied Nam for a thousand years. Why do you think they use to write in Chinese characters.


Until the development of a proper Vietnamese national identity, then things started to get a little rocky for the Chinese in the area.

29 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
ObscureNameHere     

ChipNASA: Butthurted: hmmmm If only I knew about this sooner..

http://www.fark.com/comments/7448907/ While-you-were-lying-in-a-turkey - coma-China-just-printed-plans-for-WWII I-on-their-passports

This

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/rhymes

29 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Joce678     

moops: Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.


it didn't go particularly well for the US, either.

29 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
nickerj1     
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Relevant

/greatest grand strategy game of all time

29 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
moops     

Joce678: it didn't go particularly well for the US, either.


Or the French. Or the Japanese. Or the Khmer Rouge.

Mess with the Vietnamese, and you're going to have a bad time.

29 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
Fano     

Moopy Mac: justanotherfarkinfarker: moops: Don't mess with 'Nam. China tried to invade once, not long after the US pulled out. The war didn't go well for the Chinese.

Umm China basically occupied Nam for a thousand years. Why do you think they use to write in Chinese characters.

Until the development of a proper Vietnamese national identity, then things started to get a little rocky for the Chinese in the area.


The Nguyens finally kicked their asses out

29 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
mekki     
How long will it be until China is revealed to be the greatest Ponzi scheme in history?

Take in more land and people and up your GDP even if it isn't your land and people.

/what's the Chinese term for "snake oil'?

29 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
Priapetic     

Meerlar: but did they have a flag?
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Dashed cunning of them.

29 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
ko_kyi     
Hey, it's not like 50 years from now someone would show a copy of the passport to prove a point.

29 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
moops     

mekki: /what's the Chinese term for "snake oil'?


"dessert drink"

29 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
enigmaticsource     

moops: mekki: /what's the Chinese term for "snake oil'?

"dessert drink"


Damn you, you made me laugh hard enough to scare my cat, and he clawed the crap out of my leg. Thanks.

29 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Lord Dimwit     
Anyone ever use a network monitoring/management suite called HP OpenView? Very popular in enterprise networks.

Anyway, the splash screen/window that pops up (or did, years ago) when you started the administrative client had as its background a map of the world, with each country colored in solid colors, like an old RISK map.

HP had to release a special version for China that showed Taiwan in the same color as the mainland, or else the PRC would ban sales of the software in China.

So yeah, go fark yourself, PRC.

29 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
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