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   Students increasingly turning to prostitution to pay their way through school. Zombie Rand seen rubbing her hands together, saying "Excellent"

29 Nov 2012 12:47 PM   |   12967 clicks   |   Independent
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Much of the expansion over the decade was to do with the proliferation of lap dancing clubs. But the internet also threw up a new range of opportunities for anonymous sex work.

Stripping and web cams may fall under the umbrella of "sex work," but they certainly aren't prostitution.

29 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
RexTalionis     
So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.

29 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
hinten    [TotalFark]  
The SAD tag here is completely ridiculous.

There is nothing sad about university students voluntarily augmenting their university budget. Did I mention university yet?

Save your SAD for middle eastern sex slaves or underage Thai prostitution rings.

29 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
Snarfangel     
Increasing numbers of prostitutes are getting a college education. 


See how much more optimistic that is?

29 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

RexTalionis: So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.


I want a website like that for desperate 30 somethings who want a beta boyfreind to pay for.

29 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Mangoose     

hinten: The SAD tag here is completely ridiculous.

There is nothing sad about university students voluntarily augmenting their university budget. Did I mention university yet?

Save your SAD for middle eastern sex slaves or underage Thai prostitution rings.


THIS IS NOT THE SADDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU CANNOT FIND THIS SAD!

29 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Zombie prostitute Ayn Rand, now there's a real money maker.

29 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Much of the expansion over the decade was to do with the proliferation of lap dancing clubs. But the internet also threw up a new range of opportunities for anonymous sex work.

Stripping and web cams may fall under the umbrella of "sex work," but they certainly aren't prostitution.


They're probably "gateway jobs" though. That creeper who faps to you on a webcam every other night might eventually offer you more money for an in-person visit?

29 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
hinten    [TotalFark]  

Mangoose: hinten: The SAD tag here is completely ridiculous.

There is nothing sad about university students voluntarily augmenting their university budget. Did I mention university yet?

Save your SAD for middle eastern sex slaves or underage Thai prostitution rings.

THIS IS NOT THE SADDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU CANNOT FIND THIS SAD!


Context, please. Do you find it SAD when middle-income housewives whore themselves out to support driving a BMW as a third car?
I find it mildly AMUSING.

29 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Getting your pooper punched for books is no way for you to go through life, youngin.

29 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
SphericalTime    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to focus more on the male jock types that are doing this . . . Mmmmmmmmmm.

I'll be in my bunk.

29 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
wambu     

Snarfangel: Increasing numbers of prostitutes are getting a college education. 


With a college education, they can go Greek.

29 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
Snarfangel     

wambu: Snarfangel: Increasing numbers of prostitutes are getting a college education. 

With a college education, they can go Greek.


Once you go Greek you never go...leak?

29 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Stripping and web cams may fall under the umbrella of "sex work," but they certainly aren't prostitution.


We've gone from bjs arnt sex to webcams being sex?

whoa

29 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
Mangoose     

hinten: Mangoose: hinten: The SAD tag here is completely ridiculous.

There is nothing sad about university students voluntarily augmenting their university budget. Did I mention university yet?

Save your SAD for middle eastern sex slaves or underage Thai prostitution rings.

THIS IS NOT THE SADDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU CANNOT FIND THIS SAD!

Context, please. Do you find it SAD when middle-income housewives whore themselves out to support driving a BMW as a third car?
I find it mildly AMUSING.


Lack of opportunity for young people to work their way through college without turning to sex industry? Rising education costs and stagnating wages? Not so much. Not so much to me anyway. Is it the saddest thing in the world? No.

I'm not going to respond to your second example because it was drawn to mute the topics at hand.

And I believe that prostitution should be legalized and regulated. I should get that out of the way.

29 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Zombie Rand would say "that if the government was smaller, college students wouldn't need to turn to prostitution to afford college."

29 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  

RexTalionis: So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.


Ummmm...what website would that be? Because...um...I might have seen it as well and we ought to compare notes, don't you think? Yeah, just to make sure we saw the same one. Naturally.

29 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
RexTalionis     

SurfaceTension: RexTalionis: So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.

Ummmm...what website would that be? Because...um...I might have seen it as well and we ought to compare notes, don't you think? Yeah, just to make sure we saw the same one. Naturally.


Are you really going to pay some girl's college tuition just for some sex?

29 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
SarahDiddle     
I'm not going to lie, I've definitely thought about and researched it to pay my tuition and future loan bills. The lack of recourse in regards to violence and disease is probably the biggest reason why I wouldn't. I do think it's ridiculous that I'm graduating from a 2 year community college and then 3 years at a public state school with approximately 30k in debt (yes, I did take the maximum amount of loans per semester because there is no way my job can cover all the bills with reduced hours for school).

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?

29 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Snarfangel     

RexTalionis: SurfaceTension: RexTalionis: So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.

Ummmm...what website would that be? Because...um...I might have seen it as well and we ought to compare notes, don't you think? Yeah, just to make sure we saw the same one. Naturally.

Are you really going to pay some girl's college tuition just for some sex?


Maybe he's a philanthropist.

29 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

SarahDiddle: /maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?


EIP

29 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
nmemkha     
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/also, college students

29 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
geocacherphil     

SarahDiddle:

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?


yes, yes we would.

/EIP

29 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

SarahDiddle: //people would pay for that, right?

I

wouldn't. You look like my sister-in-law. It would be awkward. If she found out.

29 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
NewWorldDan    [TotalFark]  
Last time I went to the nudie bar, it seemed like every girl there was working her way through college! Buy a lapdance, it's for a good cause.

29 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
ObscureNameHere     

serial_crusher: SarahDiddle: /maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?

EIP


What he said.

29 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Butthurted     
SponsorAScholar.co.uk
Down for maintenance, you know who else goes down for maintenance?


/ Students, according to TFA

29 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
ringersol     
Sybarite: "Stripping and web cams may fall under the umbrella of "sex work," but they certainly aren't prostitution."

This.

29 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
Wellon Dowd     
What a sexy college student might look like.

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29 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

SarahDiddle:

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?



*Checks profile*

www.geekzenith.comView Full Size

29 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
skullkrusher     
isn't higher education very subsidized in the UK? I think these hookahs just want beer money

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
Butthurted     

SarahDiddle: I'm not going to lie, I've definitely thought about and researched it to pay my tuition and future loan bills. The lack of recourse in regards to violence and disease is probably the biggest reason why I wouldn't. I do think it's ridiculous that I'm graduating from a 2 year community college and then 3 years at a public state school with approximately 30k in debt (yes, I did take the maximum amount of loans per semester because there is no way my job can cover all the bills with reduced hours for school).

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?


And watch the replies flood in.....This will go down as the single best trolling in the history of FARK....this week.

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

ObscureNameHere: serial_crusher: SarahDiddle: /maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?

EIP

What he said.


SKYPE ADDRESS IN PROFILE!

/new meme??
//not really but EIP

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
SovietCanuckistan     
Hookerboot-straps? 

It's hard to pull yourself up when the bar is vertical.

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
cgraves67     

RexTalionis: So, I was driving around last weekend and I came across a billboard for a website that matches you with an undergrad with the understanding that the undergrad needs money for school or whatnot and you can be their sugardaddy.


So when are you getting your new undergrad?

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
odinsposse    [TotalFark]  
This thread has exceeded my expectations for creepiness.

29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
themasterdebater     

SarahDiddle: /maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?


No. They just go to YouTube.

29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
PowerSlacker     
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29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
Decillion     

SarahDiddle:

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?


Your money problems are over.

29 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Rindred     
And there I was in college, authoring a re-write of Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" into an essay about establishing a co-ed prostitution dorm as both a way to earn tuition credit and turn a profit for the university. Who knew I was a visionary genius!?

29 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
I'd personally like to see some of the more more shortsighted CEOs and "major shareholders" pistol-whipped for the horrible mess they are making of our society.

29 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
you have pee hands     
These are always the creepiest threads.

29 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
dj_spanmaster     
Girls aren't the only ones. Plenty of rich women in this area. Some are even attractive.

\ don't even bother asking, SphericalTime

29 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  
Zombie Rand seen rubbing her hands together, saying "Excellent"

Actually, Zombie Rand would probably blame it on government inflating costs by pouring easy money into the system, but oh well, more whores!

29 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

you have pee hands: These are always the creepiest threads.


Not really. These are college aged girls.

You might be thinking about the underaged Asian girls threads.

29 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
JackieRabbit     
To pay for tuition. Riiiiight - gotcha.

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
Stoj    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: you have pee hands: These are always the creepiest threads.

Not really. These are college aged girls.

You might be thinking about the underaged Asian girls threads.


Link?

/hahaa jk

/link?

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
doubled99     
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2012-11-29 12:58:58 PM


Zombie Rand seen rubbing her hands together, saying "Excellent"

Actually, Zombie Rand would probably blame it on government inflating costs by pouring easy money into the system, but oh well, more whores!




What is with the weird hard-on for Rand on this site? Are her books suddenly popular again or something?

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  

SarahDiddle: I'm not going to lie, I've definitely thought about and researched it to pay my tuition and future loan bills. The lack of recourse in regards to violence and disease is probably the biggest reason why I wouldn't. I do think it's ridiculous that I'm graduating from a 2 year community college and then 3 years at a public state school with approximately 30k in debt (yes, I did take the maximum amount of loans per semester because there is no way my job can cover all the bills with reduced hours for school).

/maybe I'll just dance around in my underwear on a webcam for guys
//people would pay for that, right?



Fun fact: The stripper field is very similar to Baskin Robbins. If someone asks for a free sample, it's good business to give it to them in the hope that they'll buy the scoop.

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
Casey Anthony     

Wellon Dowd: What a sexy college student might look like.

[i.imgur.com image 574x800]


So Selena is a hipster now? cool.

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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