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   The case of the missing scallop guts has been solved. The scallop guts are now safely back where they belong. Everyone go back to their regular business

29 Nov 2012 10:08 AM   |   3459 clicks   |   Sun Journal (Maine)
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Butthurted     
News...this ain't it.

29 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
johndalek     
took a lot of guts to greenlight this

29 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
BlackMtnMan     
No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.

29 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.

29 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
DaddyRat     

BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.


Golphers?

/We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.

29 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
sandi_fish     
Mmm, scallops.

29 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Spartacus Outlaw     
How very odd.

You'd think the guy who spent 6 months collecting scallop guts wouldn't just pop them in the back seat of the grad student's car and take off like a thief in the night. Wouldn't he want to say "Hi grad student, here's these scallop guts you've been waiting for, took me 6 months to collect them, don't lose them". Maybe he met the grad student inside the gas station and just mistook the car in question for the grad student's car.

29 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
Publikwerks    [TotalFark]  

Butthurted: News...this ain't it.


It is in Maine. Which is one of the reasons to live here.

29 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Scallops have guts?

Little ones, I'd imagine.

29 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Bonanza Jellybean     
At least they didn't steal his goddamn clamcakes.

29 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
nytmare     
Always tag your tub of scallop guts with your name and address and phone.

29 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
m1ke     

sandi_fish: Mmm, scallops.


This.

29 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
sandbar67     
A little butter, a little garlic ... mmmmm

29 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
Ol' Derpy Bastard     

BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.


Meh. Mutilated monkey meat is better anyway.

29 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
gonzojohn     
ERMAGHERD

SCERLERP GERTS!

29 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Ever seen film of scallops in their environment? They're hilarious. They clap their shells together to squirt water out and swim.

29 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

Butthurted: News...this ain't it.


No. It's Fark.

29 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
Valiente     

Publikwerks: Butthurted: News...this ain't it.

It is in Maine. Which is one of the reasons to live here.


More evidence that Maine is actually stealth Canada. I am constantly remarking to my wife how lucky we are that "not news" is frequently the third or fourth item on the national reports. "Cat safely retrieved from New Brunswick tree" or "Hockey strike continues" is better than "Mass shooting in mall" or "Herp Jeebus birther Israel print more money abortion Patriot gun derp".

I don't insist on "good news stories", but when they occur naturally as just the outcome of daily life in a low-crime area, I'm OK with hearing about it.

29 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
But what did they do with the delicious leftovers?

29 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
SirTanon     

Ol' Derpy Bastard: BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.

Meh. Mutilated monkey meat is better anyway.


For me, it's the french-fried eyeballs or nothing.

29 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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