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29 Nov 2012 11:43 AM   |   11468 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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Cythraul     
A Long Island hair stylist claims he had sex with Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash, too - but insists the former "Sesame Street" star was a "gentleman."

Patrick Boursiquot, 23, defended Clash


Dude, you're not helping.

29 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.


He's still legal.

In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.

29 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Another victim

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29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
ukcsmajor     
Does anyone have the link to that Elmo comic that 'Gawker' did about the scandal?

29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
AnotherBluesStringer    [TotalFark]  
I watched Being Elmo the other night. Damn good documentary.

29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     
In Clash's defense, there is a need for stylists to deal with bald men, and men who shave very very close. Especially if you're black; ingrown hairs are not the business.

29 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
jack21221     

Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.


How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.

29 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
moothemagiccow     
suddenly mustaches aint hair?

29 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
lohphat    [TotalFark]  

jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.


Tell that to Middle America. The "gheys are icky" culture will avoid/boycott CTW products and have their Congresscritters pull PBS funding "going to queers".

No matter how legal it was, the optics are too damning for Mr. Clash to stick around. He'll have to take a penal leave for a few years before returning to work.

29 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
robohobo     
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29 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
Mr. Cat Poop     

AnotherBluesStringer: I watched Being Elmo the other night. Damn good documentary.


I liked it too. I had no idea he had been around since the Labyrinth days. He knew what he wanted to do since he was a kid. I'm 41 and still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.

29 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
Tunacrab     

lohphat: He'll have to take a penal leave for...


heh.

29 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
ManRay     
Is Clash the new Tiger Woods? Wholesome image yet he was getting all sorts of strange on the side?

xanadian: In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.


Or it could go the way of Herman Cain...the accusers come out of the woodwork, are denounced and then things just fade away.

29 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
lohphat    [TotalFark]  

Tunacrab: lohphat: He'll have to take a penal leave for...

heh.


frkkn autocorrect.

29 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
Tunacrab     
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Oh Kevin

29 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
MattyFridays     
This is following the same trajectory as the Tiger Woods story. Someone says they were involved with Clash, they put a mic in front of their face, the name and reputation are devalued further with nothing to back it up in hopes of getting a quiet settlement/payday.

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - that Gloria Allred isn't involved in this.

29 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Ensnared Wit     

ukcsmajor: Does anyone have the link to that Elmo comic that 'Gawker' did about the scandal?


Here ya go! Link

29 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
moothemagiccow     

jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.


Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.

29 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Mjeck     
I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!

29 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
biyaaatci     

moothemagiccow: Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.




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29 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
Jobber8742     

Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!


I'm not okay with you, so please go away.

29 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Tunacrab     
Everyone knows Elmo...
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... but he did all these voices too.
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29 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
Mjeck     

Jobber8742: Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!

I'm not okay with you, so please go away.


Yes Jobber, because this must mean I'm against gay people. I should totally support a 50yo man boning a 23yo man...always

29 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
unionponi     

moothemagiccow: jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.


But 20 is still legal. Add that to the recant and the admission by one of the other accusers that they didn't have sex until after he was 18 -- the suit alleges "mutual masterbation" when he was underage -- and it, I hope, starts to undermine the original suit. I don't know, maybe he's guilty, but he seems like a nice guy being targetted just because he's gay and a celebrity. Note none of these came out until after the documentary put his name and face out there.

29 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
robohobo     

Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!


They're equally broken. It's all good. The bigger issue is the CTW covering this up. Especially until after the election.

29 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
occamswrist     
Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?

29 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
NutWrench     
Here's a good stock photo for captioning. (Credit to The Onion)

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29 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
Mjeck     

robohobo: Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!

They're equally broken. It's all good. The bigger issue is the CTW covering this up. Especially until after the election.


Hmmm, I don't know if that' sarcastic or not, but it seems like a juicy story that I would rather see than petraeus and other old people having sex

29 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
ManRay     

MattyFridays: I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - that Gloria Allred isn't involved in this.


There are no women involved, so Allred is not interested. She's all up in the Petraeus thing anyway.

29 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
Otto_E_Rodika     
The guy who recanted claims he was coerced to do so for 125k. He has now recanted his recant after the other victims came forward. This isn't about icky ghey butt farking or another rich chicken hawk, this is a case about a pedophile who also just happens to be a famous puppeteer.

/pickle me Elmo

29 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
MattyFridays     

occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?


Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.

29 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Uptown Hipster Doofus    [TotalFark]  

MattyFridays:

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?


First one I thought of:

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/Too lazy to look for Wayland Flowers
//Will not sully this thread with Jeff Dunham

29 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
WienerButt     

MattyFridays: occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.


Frank Oz.

29 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
taliesinwi     

MattyFridays: occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.


I'm moderately convinced it's because of the "Being Elmo" documentary - it raised his profile.

29 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
jack21221     

lohphat:
No matter how legal it was, the optics are too damning for Mr. Clash to stick around. He'll have to take a penal leave for a few years before returning to work.


Man, you're way behind on this one. Clash has already quit Sesame Street. I don't think Clash had any intentions of "sticking around."

29 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
moothemagiccow     

unionponi: moothemagiccow: jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.

But 20 is still legal. Add that to the recant and the admission by one of the other accusers that they didn't have sex until after he was 18 -- the suit alleges "mutual masterbation" when he was underage -- and it, I hope, starts to undermine the original suit. I don't know, maybe he's guilty, but he seems like a nice guy being targetted just because he's gay and a celebrity. Note none of these came out until after the documentary put his name and face out there.


Yeah I know, I was just clarifying his point. MM is totally sex, though. Clothes off, touching each other's genitals = definitely sex.

29 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
morg     

xanadian: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

He's still legal.

In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.


Did you mean to do that?

29 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
DataShade     

morg: Did you mean to do that?


Look up "Latin for sheath."

30 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     

occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?


occam's wrist? damn.

anyway, he's gay, doesn't make him a pedophile, though. and maybe there's a little to both, being hesitate because he's black and he's gay. he looks like a cool dude, though. some dudes go for the wrong type of gold digger. straight dudes fall for female hoes. he just fell for male hoes. he shouldn't have to pay because some hustlers got dollar signs in their eyes.

/as for the first dude, i think he's full of shiat...
///but I still think he's a different kind of victim, going far back before Kevin Clash

30 Nov 2012 03:38 AM
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