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   Drive-in sex booths will be launched in Zurich next year to get prostitutes off the street, roller skates will be available for an extra charge

29 Nov 2012 09:21 AM   |   11324 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Devolving_Spud     
"You wanna supersize that?"

29 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

get prostitutes off the street, roller skates will be available for an extra charge


You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd.

29 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  
So you drive into a stall for you car? What keeps people from looking in the back glass?

/Did anybody else pay attention to the related article about the butt implant?

29 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, that's an interesting idea. Although having people in the next car over farking...

OMG WTF???

29 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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Cheron     
maybe I'm just a romantic but sex in an industrial parking lot just isn't one of my kinks, too sterile

29 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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darth_badger     
Rollergirl she's takin' chances...

29 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
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Shadow Blasko     
and now I have Dire Straits stuck in my head.

29 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
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Shadow Blasko     

darth_badger: Rollergirl she's takin' chances...


Shakes tiny internet fist.

I was looking for a good pic from the video.. and it didn't post.

29 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

Cheron: maybe I'm just a romantic but sex in an industrial parking lot just isn't one of my kinks, too sterile


During our first two years together, the g/f and I did shiat like that almost weekly. Top of the parking ramp, parking lot outside the restaurant, against a fence walking back to the car, etc.

Then we knocked it off for a while, and now she's too shy. It was great, though. Try it some time. I broke a perfectly good umbrella.

/ Standing on it, you sickos.

29 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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MoistenedBint     
"...clients will be able to drive their car into the sex booths on a first come first served basis to meet prostitutes..."

I think they have that backwards.

29 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
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The sound of one hand clapping     
Probably missing something really obvious, but why do people opt for banging a prostitute in their car in public (albeit out of sight) instead of hiring an escort to meet them at their house or a hotel? With the escort option you get the advantage of a bed, of not being in public, of not having to risk getting seen by someone who knows you and not having to trawl around the streets until you find one you like the look of.

Other than the fact that I'm presuming it's cheaper and that these are desperate guys, why the hell take that route?

29 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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Too_many_Brians     
No roof? Gonna be cold for those girls waiting in the stall during a Swiss snowstorm.

29 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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DysphoricMania     
They take credit/debit cards at the window? If so, might have to adjust my drive-home from the daily grind routine...

29 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  

29 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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Gunny Walker     

littlett's: Did anybody else pay attention to the related article about the butt implant?


I think that's the "white woman" butt implant. (You know, cause it's so flat.)

29 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
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GameSprocket     

Englebert Slaptyback: get prostitutes off the street, roller skates will be available for an extra charge


You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd.


You can give it try if you've a mind to.

29 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  

Gunny Walker: I think that's the "white woman" butt implant. (You know, cause it's so flat.)


It isn't like she doesn't have plenty of cushion back there in the first place. Seems like it would make more sense to do a few more squats instead.

29 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
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BitwiseShift     
When the booth's a rockin', don't come knockin. -- Zen Koan

i608.photobucket.com

29 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
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scut207     
I saw these things all over panama when I was stationed there. They were more like a storage facility. A bunch of double car garages with a single garage door. Bed in the other half. Drive in, shut the door, bang the whore.

29 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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unfarkingbelievable     

littlett's: Gunny Walker: I think that's the "white woman" butt implant. (You know, cause it's so flat.)

It isn't like she doesn't have plenty of cushion back there in the first place. Seems like it would make more sense to do a few more squats instead.

pay for a psychotherapist to resolve her low self esteem issues.

29 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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themasterdebater     

freewill: Cool story bro.... Sex in public, sex against the wall, sex sex and more sex..... blah blah blah sex. I broke a perfectly good umbrella.

/ Standing on it, you sickos.


Standing on the umbrella was my first thought..... honestly.

29 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
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groppet     
Years ago at a place I worked we had an underground parking garage. Lotsa sex going on there. The lowest level was where most of it went on. Occasionally when I would get back from an event with a nice young lady we would hook it up then go to to breakfast and back to my place for round 2. Did get caught a few times by coworkers but hey Ive caught them too.

29 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  

unfarkingbelievable: pay for a psychotherapist to resolve her low self esteem issues.


Butt implants seem like more of taking the easy way out than self esteem issues though.

29 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
www.lifeinlingerie.com

Say "Swiss Cheese!"

29 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
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meanmutton     

The sound of one hand clapping: Probably missing something really obvious, but why do people opt for banging a prostitute in their car in public (albeit out of sight) instead of hiring an escort to meet them at their house or a hotel? With the escort option you get the advantage of a bed, of not being in public, of not having to risk getting seen by someone who knows you and not having to trawl around the streets until you find one you like the look of.

Other than the fact that I'm presuming it's cheaper and that these are desperate guys, why the hell take that route?


I'd presume a significant cost differential, like the difference between €300 an hour plus a €160 hotel room and a €60 hit it and forget it.

At least that's what I've gathered from watching hookers at the point and the Spitzer case.

29 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
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Poorboytech2000     
I'd pull in on a tricycle. Get on, baby....

29 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Meanwhile, on the sidebar

29 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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unfarkingbelievable     

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: pay for a psychotherapist to resolve her low self esteem issues.

Butt implants seem like more of taking the easy way out than self esteem issues though.


That's typically the case.

29 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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Poorboytech2000     
Ideas ideas.....


data.whicdn.com

29 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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JackieRabbit     
A drive thru for driving it home. Now that's convenience!

29 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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Pennsylvania Dutch Oven     
www.slate.com

Did somebody say 'roller skates'?

29 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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Rindred     

scut207: I saw these things all over panama when I was stationed there. They were more like a storage facility. A bunch of double car garages with a single garage door. Bed in the other half. Drive in, shut the door, bang the whore.


That's much more pedestrian than I envisioned. I anticipated the drivers being required to arrive in drop-top convertibles, and the ladies rappeling from the ceiling Mission Impossible-style.

29 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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Hawnkee     
Roller farking!

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29 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  

unfarkingbelievable: That's typically the case.


Well to a point I can understand the idea of I can't do squat to make my boobs bigger, so screw it, I want implants. But if you want a nicer bottom, you can do a lot for it by just working out.

29 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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MassAsster     
'With the women right by the sex boxes there is no "travel time" so they can deal with more customers.

no one else is creeped out by that?

29 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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unfarkingbelievable     

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: That's typically the case.

Well to a point I can understand the idea of I can't do squat to make my boobs bigger, so screw it, I want implants. But if you want a nicer bottom, you can do a lot for it by just working out.


But why on earth would you want your boobs bigger? You have a wonderful intelligence and a very pretty face and are in terrific shape. I'm so sure you have many great friends and guys who just adore you. Seriously, why the emphasis on boobage? Just curious. I'm a woman and I would love to look like you, and I wouldn't change a thing!

29 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  

unfarkingbelievable: But why on earth would you want your boobs bigger? You have a wonderful intelligence and a very pretty face and are in terrific shape. I'm so sure you have many great friends and guys who just adore you. Seriously, why the emphasis on boobage? Just curious. I'm a woman and I would love to look like you, and I wouldn't change a thing!


I didn't necessarily mean for me. I mean in general that I could understand the frustration and the desire to say the hell with it all and get implants. I'm sure that there are plenty of women that get them to fill a void, but I'm also sure that there are some that are in good mental health that just decide to get implants because they want them.

29 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i46.tinypic.com

29 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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Mega Steve     
Heather Graham: The only good thing to come out of License to Drive.

29 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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angry_scientist     

Englebert Slaptyback: You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd.


thanks for reminding me of my grandma, used to listen to that quite a bit when I was little

29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
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Gunny Walker     

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: That's typically the case.

Well to a point I can understand the idea of I can't do squat to make my boobs bigger, so screw it, I want implants. But if you want a nicer bottom, you can do a lot for it by just working out.


Build up your pecs. They'll look bigger.

29 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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johnnygew     
Drive Through? Hasn't this been done before?
And if we needed a name for such a place?
www.theblaze.com

29 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
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stuffy     
www.allfordmustangs.com 
Do you have to stay in the car?

29 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
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SuperChuck     

littlett's: unfarkingbelievable: That's typically the case.

Well to a point I can understand the idea of I can't do squat to make my boobs bigger, so screw it, I want implants. But if you want a nicer bottom, you can do a lot for it by just working out.


Well there's your problem. Working out takes effort and commitment.

29 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
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themasterdebater     

stuffy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 640x480] 
Do you have to stay in the car?


Wow... how does she lay perfectly still and still get 'er done?

29 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
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Highroller48    [TotalFark]  
Came for Rollergirl, leaving happy.

29 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
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pDiablo     
sorry but you all seem to be missing one vital thing. the dislodged Butt implant story at the bottom of the page... thats a farkitcle if ive ever read one ( did you see what i did there! )

29 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
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DaCaptain19     

freewill: Cheron: maybe I'm just a romantic but sex in an industrial parking lot just isn't one of my kinks, too sterile

During our first two years together, the g/f and I did shiat like that almost weekly. Top of the parking ramp, parking lot outside the restaurant, against a fence walking back to the car, etc.

Then we knocked it off for a while, and now she's too shy. It was great, though. Try it some time. I broke a perfectly good umbrella.

/ Standing on it, you sickos.


We did it while we were both in college in the main student union...huge room with couches some distance from each other...brisk weather so big overcoats on...you get the rest I'm sure. That memory is a "lifer".

29 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
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Gaseous Anomaly     

MassAsster: 'With the women right by the sex boxes there is no "travel time" so they can deal with more customers.

no one else is creeped out by that?


Read up on hookers in Hawaii during WWII. (I saw some History Channel documentary thereon).

They had a real assembly-line operation going. Lines around the block. Guys disrobe in one room, are inspected for VD, go into the next room, do what they, umm, came for, next room, dress & leave.

Can't remember if it was 3 or 5 minutes allotted per customer.

With a million GIs and a couple dozen prostitutes they had to get efficient.

The hoes did end up filthy rich IIRC, so there's that.

29 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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meanmutton     

MassAsster: 'With the women right by the sex boxes there is no "travel time" so they can deal with more customers.

no one else is creeped out by that?


If you're creeped out by that, maybe banging hookers isn't for you.

29 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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