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   Prisoner caught behind bars with cell phone AND charging cable "Concealed Within His Anal Cavity." No word on where he was hiding his iPad

29 Nov 2012 11:38 AM   |   2626 clicks   |   Dumbass Daily
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
He had it set on vibrate, didn't he......

29 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Yellow Beard     
bet he gets crappy reception

29 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
Nothing To See Here     
Must have AT&T, I get the same shiatty reception . . .

29 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
theorellior     
He should have brushed and flossed to prevent that from happening.

29 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
ChipNASA     
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING GOATSE PHONE!!!

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/it was free...OBAMA gots if for me

29 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
Nothing To See Here     
" Do you have me on speakerphone, it sounds like you're talking in a well. "

29 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
Mega Steve     
Yikes. And I get annoyed when I have to go across the room a few times to get the phone

29 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
CreampuffCasperMilktoast     
Much tougher to do in the 80's.

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29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
PsyLord     
All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?

29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
Nothing To See Here     
And that's how it got the name Cell Phone, kids.

29 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     
He got caught when his bail bondsman sent him a fax.

29 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
Clemkadidlefark     

ChipNASA: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING GOATSE PHONE!!!

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/it was free...OBAMA gots if for me


Poke

29 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
Pud    [TotalFark]  
This phone STINKS

29 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
cgraves67     
What What?

29 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
He could have used a cell phone to organize his escape. Hmmm...maybe that explains the "Salvation lies within" tattoo on his ass cheeks.

29 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Nothing To See Here     
I'll bet he is the a-hole Telemarketer that keeps calling me.

29 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
cefm     
pretty sure he was holding it for someone else

29 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
Lawnchair     

PsyLord: All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?


Ziplocs, yes.

My prison guard buddy has at least a dozen phones on his evidence shelf at any given time. Law enforcement is sometimes interested in who's calling some of these phones, so the guards have an assortment of chargers. Butts are probably #1, but visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

That said, have you ever seen a British power plug? Bad enough stepping on the farkers.

29 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
groppet     
good thing it wasent a pay phone

29 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Tanthalas39     
Stabby McStabberton serving nine years for stabbing four people in a taxi queue.

/violent j?
//i stab people
///preemptive magnet comment
////stabbie slashies!

29 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly     
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29 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
nmemkha     
I guess you could say sneaking a cell phone into prison ...

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... is a real pain in the ass.

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29 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
instantwin     
Sure it was difficult to Hold It. Right?

29 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Snotnose     

Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.


I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.

29 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
themasterdebater     

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Much tougher to do in the 80's.

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What do you think that antenna was for? That's what we called foreplay.

29 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
Tanthalas39     

Snotnose: Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.


Your refusal to "buy it" is based on your lack of imaginative scenarios. It happens.

29 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
dickfreckle     
Ask him if he's seen my 16GB thumb drive. Been looking for that for weeks.

29 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
imfallen_angel     

PsyLord: All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals Apple users do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?


I wouldn't know, but I'm sure there's an Apple user with the answer. 

/probably an iCon-dom

29 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
Nothing To See Here     
The Bluetooth rectal thermometer was a dead giveaway.

29 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
SultanofSchwing     
"Hello, yes this is Ass."

29 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
kokomo61    [TotalFark]  

Nothing To See Here: " Do you have me on speakerphone, it sounds like you're talking in a well. "


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"Hold on, let me pull up my pants."

(he has his pants off in a lot of jokes).

29 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
abfalter     
Saw a documentary about this. The scariest fact I learned was that sometimes goods get smuggled from prisoner to prisoner to prisoner via anal cavity hiding. So by the time someone gets something it could have been up a dozen prisoners asses.

29 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
ChipNASA     
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29 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
WordsnCollision     
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/oblig

29 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
tacojohn     
This is very common, how is it news?

29 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
Mazzic518     

Snotnose: Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.


A couple of jails here the guards had to walk the rec yard before anyone went outside to see if anything was thrown over the fence at night... newer jails are designed different though so you can not do that anymore

29 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Mega Steve     

WordsnCollision: [www.sync-blog.com image 564x465]

/oblig


Also knows a thing or two about hiding things in her hoo-ha
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29 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
PsyLord     

Mega Steve: WordsnCollision: [www.sync-blog.com image 564x465]

/oblig

Also knows a thing or two about hiding things in her hoo-ha
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29 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
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"Beats my story, kid"

29 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
Mouser     
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "butt dialing".

29 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Canned Tamales     
Well, you get free dental in prison, so with the time added I'm sure he'll be able to get his cavity filled.

29 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
Senseless_drivel     
Hughes had a further three months added to his current sentence when he appeared from custody at the court.

Could have been worse. That could have been added to his contract.

30 Nov 2012 11:06 PM
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