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   Dancing in a field clad only in socks and underwear in 30-degree weather after starting two small brush fires and then calling police to report a multiple shooting is not where you want to end up son

29 Nov 2012 12:34 PM   |   1763 clicks   |   SFGate
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SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
Dad?

Mom?

29 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
James!    [TotalFark]  
Moses?

29 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Half-naked man

I think socks and underwear counts as three-quarters naked.

29 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
no, the place I want to end up is between Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell but shiat doesnt always end up the way I want them to.

I'm more likely to end up in the field.

29 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Half-naked man

I think socks and underwear counts as three-quarters naked.


They could have been tall socks

29 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Really???

*clicks link*

Undersheriff Clair Morris says deputies found 47-year-old

pass.

29 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
DaCaptain19     
I am 100% sure this decision will never come back to haunt him.

It'll have to stand back too far in line from his other Tardian Decision-Making Skilz.

29 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
cynicalbastard     
Why am I pretty sure the words "bath salts" are going to be involved here?

29 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
albatros183     
Subby YOU ARE MISTAKEN!

29 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
sulco     
Almost sounds like my winter solstice party.

29 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
dryknife     
My Johnson is often influenced by alcohol.

29 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
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/Socks and underwear is the big clue here

29 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
sweet-daddy-2     
That old black magic's got me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

29 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
not where you want to end up son

I don't want to end anywhere up son.

29 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
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