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   Man caught on camera trying to stuff shoes down pants

29 Nov 2012 12:19 PM   |   2075 clicks   |   WFTV Orlando
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SnarfVader     
Who stuffs a shoe?

29 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
I got spats in my pants and I need to dance.

29 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Now he's going to get a boot up his ass.

29 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Just do it, indeed

29 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
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"Bo stuff you down pants!"

29 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
ChipNASA     
THIS??

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Or.......

THIS?!?!?

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29 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
SkunkWerks     
Doin' it rong.

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Doin' it rite^

29 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
Carn     
There are worse things he could have shoved in his pants.

29 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
ChipNASA     
It was Marshalls. What kind of super expensive high end shoes was he getting away with *anyway*. Ugh
Let it go, cause they're gone man

29 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
jaxspellinar     
What he needed was a boot in the ass

29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
Nothing To See Here     
NYPD is doing it wrong this time.

29 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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29 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Roadogs     
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Approves

29 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
Lunaville     
Todays' links and threads are trip down memory lane. When I roomed with seven other people, only three of the eight of us were allowed inside the local grocery store. The other five had been banned for stealing. The last two to be banned had gone in to steal food one guy grabbed a muffin and stuffed the entire muffin in his mouth at once while they were still inside the store. You can't claim you "forgot" to pay for an entire muffin you've stuffed in your mouth.

So, store security took them to a back room to get yelled at by a manager. They searched them and both had food in their pockets, down their pants, under their hats: all of which they absolutely intended to pay for, of course. Furthermore, they were outraged by these outrageous accusations.

The manager stated that Guy 1 had stolen and eaten a muffin. Guy 2 cranked up the stirring rhetoric, professed to be outraged anew, and stated "I know this man. This man does not steal. How dare you question his honesty?"

So, they showed these two goofballs video of Guy 1 stretching his mouth to the side with one hand while cramming the muffin into his mouth with the other hand. Guy 2 turned to him and shouted "I'm appalled! I thought I knew you." Then he turned to the manager and said "Throw the book at him."

They were both banned from the store. For the life of me, I can't figure out why they weren't arrested. For those of you who are tracking a certain other thread, many of the young women who hung out at our place insisted Guy 2 was great in bed. I often responded with "Yeah, next time you come over, could you bring him more food so he doesn't get busted stealing again?"

29 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Carn: There are worse things he could have shoved in his pants.


Worse things he could have pulled out of them, too

29 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
nolanvoid1     
Guess they were running him nuts.

29 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
More_Like_A_Stain     

Carn: There are worse things he could have shoved in his pants.


Remember kids, the potato goes in front.

29 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
offmymeds     

More_Like_A_Stain: Remember kids, the potato goes in front.


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29 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
phamwaa     
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/Got nothin'

29 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
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