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PsyLord: I hope it's not some tea party survival gun nut that won in Az.
Marine1: Not me./if I won that waste of money, you guys wouldn't see my ass around here again//I'd be in the Virgin Islands with my *new* friends
FarkedOver: It will be 2 toothless hillbillies that won, as it always is.
Vidwiz: I am from AZ and wish it was me!! Maybe it was one of my friends (crosses fingers)
jazz710: 3 numbers, no powerball = A cool $7...oh yeah. We're talking 'Two chicks at the same time' money.
aharown: Thinking they were a buck, I asked for 5 since I had a fiver. Found out after they were printed that they were 2 bucks. So it cost me 10 bucks to hit one number on one ticket, not the powerball. I guess I still beat the odds, but yup, wasted my 10 bucks.
MassAsster: I wouldn't be posting here if I did... I would be on the look out for a real good attorney and financial planner
desertgeek: Not me. Didn't get a damn number right.PsyLord: I hope it's not some tea party survival gun nut that won in Az.If it is, then there is no God and no justice in this world.
jazz710: 3 numbers, no powerball = A cool $7...oh yeah. We're talking 'Two chicks methheads at the same time' money.
natas6.0: 5 phone calls from my (then) wife's family asking for sharesies were waiting for me.
chopit: natas6.0: 5 phone calls from my (then) wife's family asking for sharesies were waiting for me.This is exactly why I would never want to win. You're obligated to identify yourself, then the world is lining up at your door. fark that noise.
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