| Young men need male adult role models to point them down the correct path in life. Then there is this guy
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For some reason he kept calling him "My young apprentice."
Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done.
Walk away from trouble if you can.
They all look up to this guy.
Oh, ROLE models. Well then...
FishyFred: They all look up to this guy.
+1 for you.
Also, my wife has a brother that is 15, and I would never bring him to a convenience store robbery.
//Though I do try to set a good example, he still won't take his own fish off the hook. Then again, neither will his father, so I can't blame him too much.
Rob a store for a man and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to rob a store and he'll eat for 3-5 years.
| Super Chronic
Convenience store was (sic.) robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this.
Convenience store robberies with kids aren't normal, but on meth they are.
/it's Oklahoma so I just naturally assume
Convenience store was robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this.
"She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings.
The young sidekick with her husband happened to be her 12-year-old brother."
Awesome. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he's reunited with his soon-to-be ex-wife.
That first sentence makes very little sense.
domo_kun_sai: That first sentence makes very little sense.
I'm glad you had problems with it, too. I thought I was having a stroke.
| Fark Reddit or bust
Could be worse...
No word yet on what charges he faces.
One would suspect aggravated assault and armed robbery, given the whole "threatening some dude with a knife until he gives you money, probably on camera given the location" thing.
| Matrix Flavored Wasabi
"I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope. "
tricycleracer: Rob a store for a man and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to rob a store and he'll eat for 3-5 years.
teach a man how to murder and he'll get to eat free and have medical care forever
Fark!! Does no one have editors anymore?
"Convenience store was robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this."
| Zeb Hesselgresser
ottosmom: [darkroom.baltimoresun.com image 426x540]
This was the best part of the whole story.
Line up, Farkers -- there's a she-biatch in OK City who's fixin' ta be available!
Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens farked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refarkulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...
For real, practical advice, the kid should have gone to the Y.M.C.A.
I even caught myself driving by convenience stores that were not on the way home.
duffblue: Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens farked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refarkulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...
Talk space talk.
Been there, done that:
| That one guy that posts on Fark
Lord have mercy
Did he have a panty on his head?
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"She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings."
And was also seen in the self same video putting those rings right back on again - have a look
No worry folks, she'll stay with him and the white trash party train will just keep on rollin'
madcan34: "She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings."
I saw that movie once. As many teeth as tits, plus the cable never got fixed.
Woohoo! White trash is fun!
I made do without a male role model.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do rob more like?
I read this article with interest.
And then, I read some more.
And I was even more interested.
Mostly because of the odd, randomly bolded phrased interspersed throughout.
/Ain't that a kick?
//In the nuts.
///Damn right it is.
Danny Ocean this guy is not.
| That Guy...From That Show!
chumbucket: domo_kun_sai: That first sentence makes very little sense.
Same here. Even worse, I think there was some damage done. When I puzzled it out I could hear William Shatners voice at the same time.
| lack of warmth
That is how Danny Trejo got started. Not kidding, his uncle took him along to teach him how to steal. Which led to drugs and prison, then Hollywood. I guess they figured this guy already got his drugs and jail time out of the way, now have him act.
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