(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Young men need male adult role models to point them down the correct path in life. Then there is this guy

29 Nov 2012 02:00 PM   |   15498 clicks   |   KFOR Oklahoma City
Showing 1-37 of 37 comments
Refresh
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
For some reason he kept calling him "My young apprentice."

29 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
jmadisonbiii     
Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done.
Walk away from trouble if you can.

29 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
FishyFred     
They all look up to this guy.

i49.tinypic.comView Full Size


...

Oh, ROLE models. Well then...

i48.tinypic.comView Full Size

29 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
roc6783    [TotalFark]  

FishyFred: They all look up to this guy.

[i49.tinypic.com image 460x300]

...

Oh, ROLE models. Well then...

[i48.tinypic.com image 500x268]


+1 for you.


Also, my wife has a brother that is 15, and I would never bring him to a convenience store robbery.

//Though I do try to set a good example, he still won't take his own fish off the hook. Then again, neither will his father, so I can't blame him too much.

29 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
tricycleracer     
Rob a store for a man and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to rob a store and he'll eat for 3-5 years.

29 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
Super Chronic     
Convenience store was (sic.) robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this.

Convenience store robberies with kids aren't normal, but on meth they are.

/it's Oklahoma so I just naturally assume

29 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
enochianwolf     
Convenience store was robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this.

well, alright

29 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
cgraves67     
FTA:
"She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings.

The young sidekick with her husband happened to be her 12-year-old brother."

Awesome. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he's reunited with his soon-to-be ex-wife.

29 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
domo_kun_sai     
That first sentence makes very little sense.

29 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
Egoy3k     
headblitz.comView Full Size


not impressed.

/hot

29 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
chumbucket     

domo_kun_sai: That first sentence makes very little sense.


I'm glad you had problems with it, too. I thought I was having a stroke.

29 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     
Could be worse...

news.bbcimg.co.ukView Full Size


/Too soon?

29 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
Jim_Callahan     
No word yet on what charges he faces.

One would suspect aggravated assault and armed robbery, given the whole "threatening some dude with a knife until he gives you money, probably on camera given the location" thing.

29 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
Matrix Flavored Wasabi     
imagesource.allposters.comView Full Size


"I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope. "

29 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
SuperNinjaToad     

tricycleracer: Rob a store for a man and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to rob a store and he'll eat for 3-5 years.


teach a man how to murder and he'll get to eat free and have medical care forever

29 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
Butthurted     
Fark!! Does no one have editors anymore?

"Convenience store was robberies happen everyday but, luckily, not ones like this."

29 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
ottosmom    [TotalFark]  
darkroom.baltimoresun.comView Full Size

/approves

29 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     

ottosmom: [darkroom.baltimoresun.com image 426x540]
/approves


ouch

29 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
dpaul007    [TotalFark]  
ic.pics.livejournal.comView Full Size


This was the best part of the whole story.

Line up, Farkers -- there's a she-biatch in OK City who's fixin' ta be available!

29 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
duffblue     
Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens farked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refarkulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...

29 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
LobsterSausage     
For real, practical advice, the kid should have gone to the Y.M.C.A.

29 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
triplenickel03     
I even caught myself driving by convenience stores that were not on the way home.

29 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

duffblue: Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens farked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refarkulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...


Talk space talk.

29 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
elchupacabra     
Been there, done that:

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bring_y our_child_to_work_day

29 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
That one guy that posts on Fark     
Lord have mercy

29 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
cwheelie     
Did he have a panty on his head?

29 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
MBooda     
unavailable for comment:
media.247sports.comView Full Size

29 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
madcan34     
"She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings."

And was also seen in the self same video putting those rings right back on again - have a look

No worry folks, she'll stay with him and the white trash party train will just keep on rollin'

29 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
roc6783    [TotalFark]  

madcan34: "She was seen in video captured by News Channel 4 photojournalist Norris Kyles yelling at the suspect and taking off her wedding rings."

And was also seen in the self same video putting those rings right back on again - have a look

No worry folks, she'll stay with him and the white trash party train will just keep on rollin'


I saw that movie once. As many teeth as tits, plus the cable never got fixed.

29 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
txchad     
Woohoo! White trash is fun!

29 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
chatikh     
I made do without a male role model.

29 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Chinchillazilla     
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do rob more like?

29 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
JustLookin     
I read this article with interest.

And then, I read some more.

And I was even more interested.

Mostly because of the odd, randomly bolded phrased interspersed throughout.

/Ain't that a kick? 
//In the nuts.
///Damn right it is.

29 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
theredsea1     
Danny Ocean this guy is not.

29 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
That Guy...From That Show!     

chumbucket: domo_kun_sai: That first sentence makes very little sense.

I'm glad you had problems with it, too. I thought I was having a stroke.


Same here. Even worse, I think there was some damage done. When I puzzled it out I could hear William Shatners voice at the same time.

29 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
lack of warmth     
That is how Danny Trejo got started. Not kidding, his uncle took him along to teach him how to steal. Which led to drugs and prison, then Hollywood. I guess they figured this guy already got his drugs and jail time out of the way, now have him act.

29 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     

30 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
Showing 1-37 of 37 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined