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   Serbian village in a panic after Mayor warns that sparkly creature of the night is on the loose. Women fainting. Men sighing

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29 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Mega Steve     
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Just getting this out of the way

29 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
ChipNASA     
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29 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
JackieRabbit     
Local cocksucker?

29 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
highendmighty     
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mmmmmmmm. I hear her eyes sparkle.

29 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
Pinner     
On the loose?
Link

29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

highendmighty


mmmmmmmm. I hear her eyes sparkle.


Best pic in the Monster Manual.

29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
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29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Butthurted     
Ha, those wacky Serbians! What with their vampires and genocides and what not!

29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Sum Guye     
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29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
cgraves67     
It must be exciting to believe in old-fashioned dracula type vampires rather than the goody-goody chaste Twi vampires.

29 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
skullkrusher     
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one... two... three... I count three potato. Huh huh huh

29 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
skullkrusher     

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You bring us peace?

29 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
towatchoverme     
Makes our PSAs about the health risks of shoveling snow seem lame.

29 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel     
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29 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Humans seem to be regressing very rapidly.

Today there are current news articles about:

1) goat men sightings in the US South;
2) supernatural hairy dwarves that rape sleeping men and women indiscriminately and ruin straight marriages in semi-Christianized or Islamicized Africa;
3) Bigfoot sightings in England where it is apparently easy for giant mammals to hide despite 99% of the forest being gone;
4) homosexuality being caused by demons that rape you in your sleep because you love Satan.

The Englightenment seems to be over for more and more religious and traditionalist people.

All of these myths are ancient and pre-date the Middle Ages, but the last big outbreak of belief in a connection between demons, witchcraft, the Devil, homosexuality, etc. was in the 1600s in Europe.

There are areas of the world (I come from one--the Baptist, Pentecostal and Mega-Church Bible Belt of Canada) where belief in witchcraft, devils, etc., never died. Our schoolteachers have always been telling children that belief in evolution is optional. Apparently belief in the germ theory of disease, gravity and natural law is also optional.

Yaaaaaaay! No more scientific lies about diseases being caused by microorganisms or vaccinations protecting you against death and disease! Yaaaaaaay! you can fly from 25th story balconies and deflect bullets if you believe in the Right God. Otherwise you are a witch and will be burned alive or else die trying with faith in your Phoney Alternative God.

Candle in the wind indeed!

Superstitious BS is killing more and more people who choose to belief in New Age or Old Time Religion claptrap which apparently saves you from HIV and other disease better than medicine, prophylactics or sexual abstenence; makes you bullet-proof and able to handle poisonous snakes, prevents you from developing a sub-standard sexuality (or any sexuality at all) and makes all the millions of long tons of evidence which contradicts your truthiness and wish-ful thinking go away.

THERE ARE NO DEMONS EXCEPT THOSE THAT YOUR IMAGINATION, SELF-IMPORTANCE, SUPERSTITION, GULLIBILITY, FEAR AND STUPIDITY CREATE FOR YOU.

If you catch HIV you will almost surely die, so don't.
Other people are no more demonic than you choose to make them in order to satisfy your need for simple explanations and narcissitic fantasies.
No one should be denied proper medical care or basic human, political, economic and cultural rights.

The real demons of this world are the con-artists, cranks and pathological loonies who exploit your virtues and your vices alike to manipulate you, and line their pockets, and put bums on their pews for fun and profit.

Evil is an advanced form of stupidity.

29 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
Allen. The end.     

brantgoose: Humans seem to be regressing very rapidly.

Today there are current news articles about:

1) goat men sightings in the US South;
2) supernatural hairy dwarves that rape sleeping men and women indiscriminately and ruin straight marriages in semi-Christianized or Islamicized Africa;
3) Bigfoot sightings in England where it is apparently easy for giant mammals to hide despite 99% of the forest being gone;
4) homosexuality being caused by demons that rape you in your sleep because you love Satan.

The Englightenment seems to be over for more and more religious and traditionalist people.

All of these myths are ancient and pre-date the Middle Ages, but the last big outbreak of belief in a connection between demons, witchcraft, the Devil, homosexuality, etc. was in the 1600s in Europe.

There are areas of the world (I come from one--the Baptist, Pentecostal and Mega-Church Bible Belt of Canada) where belief in witchcraft, devils, etc., never died. Our schoolteachers have always been telling children that belief in evolution is optional. Apparently belief in the germ theory of disease, gravity and natural law is also optional.

Yaaaaaaay! No more scientific lies about diseases being caused by microorganisms or vaccinations protecting you against death and disease! Yaaaaaaay! you can fly from 25th story balconies and deflect bullets if you believe in the Right God. Otherwise you are a witch and will be burned alive or else die trying with faith in your Phoney Alternative God.

Candle in the wind indeed!

Superstitious BS is killing more and more people who choose to belief in New Age or Old Time Religion claptrap which apparently saves you from HIV and other disease better than medicine, prophylactics or sexual abstenence; makes you bullet-proof and able to handle poisonous snakes, prevents you from developing a sub-standard sexuality (or any sexuality at all) and makes all the millions of long tons of evidence which contradicts your truthiness and wish-ful thinking go away ...


Word up!

29 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
CygnusDarius     
Yeah, eastern european folklore is freakin' creepy, so I'll cut them some slack to panic over vampires.

29 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
stuffy     

Pinner: On the loose?
Link


Thats the resin MTV no longer plays music videos.

29 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
ChipNASA     
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29 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
KangTheMad    [TotalFark]  
This monster wouldn't happen to be feline, would it?

//obscure?
//For Fark, I hope not.

29 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
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29 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
CygnusDarius     

brantgoose: Humans seem to be regressing very rapidly.

Today there are current news articles about:

1) goat men sightings in the US South;
2) supernatural hairy dwarves that rape sleeping men and women indiscriminately and ruin straight marriages in semi-Christianized or Islamicized Africa;
3) Bigfoot sightings in England where it is apparently easy for giant mammals to hide despite 99% of the forest being gone;
4) homosexuality being caused by demons that rape you in your sleep because you love Satan.

The Englightenment seems to be over for more and more religious and traditionalist people.


Or, take your pick:

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Looks, there's always been myth and legend, it never truly dies, it only mutates along with the times. Yesterday's demons and faeries are today's aliens; yesterdays witches and wizards are today's psychics; yesterday's democrats are today's republicans.

29 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
Onkel Buck     
Meh they told me the same thing when I was stationed in Kitzigen, Germany

Dracula's grave


/been to Serbia too. Kicks, replies...

29 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
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29 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Ivo Shandor    [TotalFark]  

brantgoose: Superstitious BS is killing more and more people who choose to belief in New Age or Old Time Religion claptrap which apparently saves you from HIV and other disease better than medicine, prophylactics or sexual abstenence; makes you bullet-proof and able to handle poisonous snakes, prevents you from developing a sub-standard sexuality (or any sexuality at all) and makes all the millions of long tons of evidence which contradicts your truthiness and wish-ful thinking go away.


It sounds like you're channeling the ghost of Carl Sagan.
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29 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
CygnusDarius     

Ivo Shandor: brantgoose: Superstitious BS is killing more and more people who choose to belief in New Age or Old Time Religion claptrap which apparently saves you from HIV and other disease better than medicine, prophylactics or sexual abstenence; makes you bullet-proof and able to handle poisonous snakes, prevents you from developing a sub-standard sexuality (or any sexuality at all) and makes all the millions of long tons of evidence which contradicts your truthiness and wish-ful thinking go away.

It sounds like you're channeling the ghost of Carl Sagan.
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Funny, last year I had that book in my shelf; but, when an insanely religious cousin came to visit for Christmas, the book was gone.

Good thing I have the ebook.

29 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Strik3r     
So....... does "simply" really mean "simple mindedly" ?

29 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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29 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
sdkOyOte     

brantgoose: 2) supernatural hairy dwarves that rape sleeping men and women indiscriminately and ruin straight marriages in semi-Christianized or Islamicized Africa;.


This needs to be a tv show or at least a clip on Robot Chicken...

29 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
royone     

brantgoose: Humans seem to be regressing very rapidly.


Very scientific of you to point out regression without indicating any sort of actual trend. Good jorb.

It's happening now! Therefore it's taking over! Herpa-derpa-dee-derp!

29 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
tamsnod27     

highendmighty: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x254]

mmmmmmmm. I hear her eyes sparkle.


Went to high school with a red head built like that
/Wish I could have found out for sure!

29 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
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29 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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