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queezyweezel    [TotalFark]  
You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.

29 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's quite tiny
Please don't make fun.

29 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
Makh    [TotalFark]  

queezyweezel: You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.


That's what she needs to get off.

29 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
"I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,"

Good thing he was just a flasher.

29 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
queezyweezel    [TotalFark]  

Dancin_In_Anson: "I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,"

Good thing he was just a flasher.


I don't know about you, but I keep my CCW piece unloaded and locked with the magazine in a separate location. At all times. ALL TIMES.

29 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
REPEAT TRIFECTA!!!!!!?????????
/go for it mods.

and also....

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29 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
Romans 7 19     
Seeing as this is a repeat please allow me....

This woman is a friend of mine....
Her son was with her
This flasher we now know was high on meth
They caught the guy the other day in Kalama
He has other drug and "flashing" charges on his record and waiting for trial 

/dnrtfa

29 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
FatherChaos     
Woman pulls gun on flasher: 'I'm going to blow your brains out'

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29 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Romans 7 19: Seeing as this is a repeat please allow me....

This woman is a friend of mine....
Her son was with her
This flasher we now know was high on meth
They caught the guy the other day in Kalama
He has other drug and "flashing" charges on his record and waiting for trial 

/dnrtfa


Is she HAWT?!?!?

/oblig

29 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
HotWingConspiracy     
She sounds like a lunatic.

29 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
Super Chronic     
Longview, indeed.

29 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
sulco     
Don't need a muzzle suppressor when you shoot blanks.

29 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
Mega Steve     
The appropriate response:

Looks like a penis to me - only smaller.

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/Couldn't find a pic from that scene

29 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Woman doesn't know how guns work.
a) Carry loaded.
b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.

29 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
Super Chronic     

Super Chronic: Longview, indeed.


...More like Schlongview, amirite?

29 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
occamswrist     
He should just move to San Francisco then he wouldn't be hassled so much.

29 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
SkunkWerks     

ChipNASA: REPEAT TRIFECTA!!!!!!?????????
/go for it mods.

and also....

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 160x240]


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29 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Snarfangel: This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's quite tiny
Please don't make fun.


+1 internet and a croissant.

29 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
JDAT     
You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

/She's not helping

29 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
gbv23     
"Mister I'm gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen with one shot"

29 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

/She's not helping


He could have choked her with it....
/or not
//it could have gotten rapey

29 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
TXEric     

gbv23: "Mister I'm gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen with one shot"


Wouldn't that be a "capon"?

/Poultry nazi.

29 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
If you're going to flash a woman, make sure her gun isn't larger than yours

Very few people have a gun larger than mine:

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29 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
JesseL     

queezyweezel: You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.


You pull out a knife and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on killing them. You pull out your cock and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on raping them. Either way, you've given them just cause for using (or at the very least threatening) deadly force in self defense.

The biggest problem here is that she doesn't keep her weapon loaded.

29 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: Woman doesn't know how guns work.
a) Carry loaded.
b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.


d) Be all sanctimonious & "2nd amendment" when the cops arrive to find a dead body holding his own dick in his hand.
`Officer, he was pointing it at me and cocking it! I swear!'

29 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
jbuist     

JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm.


Sexual assault is a good reason to draw too. Now, this wasn't sexual assault, but I don't think it unreasonable to assume that one might break out in such conditions.

29 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: If you're going to flash a woman, make sure her gun isn't larger than yours

Very few people have a gun larger than mine:

[i46.tinypic.com image 640x480]


So do you take it to the park & stroke it in front of the ladies?

29 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
She should have kept it loaded and shot his dick off. One less potential rapist to worry about

29 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
GanjSmokr     

JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

/She's not helping


This. I'm sure all he was going to do was masturbate and nothing more. It's not like someone who would openly masturbate in public in front of a lady and her kid is dangerous. If he was going to get all rapey or something (not likely) then she needs to wait until he starts pawing at her before pulling her gun.

What she should have done is just turned her back on him and walked away without looking back.

29 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
occamswrist     

oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: Woman doesn't know how guns work.
a) Carry loaded.
b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.

d) Be all sanctimonious & "2nd amendment" when the cops arrive to find a dead body holding his own dick in his hand.
`Officer, he was pointing it at me and cocking it! I swear!'


Your imagination is worse than the writers of the TV show "Revolution". Since you weren't there maybe you shouldnt judge her actions. Funny how you judge her actions but not his.

29 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
for good or for awesome     
Again, I fully agree with this woman's response. If the flasher kept coming at her she should have shot him dead.

29 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Rapmaster2000     
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LOOOOVE GUUUUUUN!

29 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Smeggy Smurf: She should have kept it loaded and shot his dick off. One less potential rapist to worry about


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29 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
downtownkid     

vudukungfu: Woman doesn't know how guns work.
a) Carry loaded.
b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going prepared to fire it.


FTFY

29 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

29 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
JesseL     

GanjSmokr: It's not like someone who would openly masturbate in public in front of a lady and her kid is dangerous. If he was going to get all rapey or something (not likely) then she needs to wait until he starts pawing at her before pulling her gun.


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29 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
iheartscotch     
His gun was smaller than a Ruger LCP .380? Man, what's he got; a bendy straw?

29 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
JesseL     

Smeggy Smurf: She should have kept it loaded and shot his dick off. One less potential rapist to worry about


Better to just kill him.

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29 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
Highroller48    [TotalFark]  
TFA: "Not a common event in Longview," Sahim said.

Really?

Well, bite my lip and close my eyes!
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29 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
Rostin     

JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

/She's not helping


In a situation like that, I think it's probably hard to tell the difference between a "harmless" flasher and a crazy person who might at any moment attempt a rape or something worse. Shooting him would certainly have been excessive, but brandishing seems completely reasonable to me in this case, especially since she was (probably) in an area with few other people around. Of course, whether the law sees it that way (don't know how things work in WA) is another matter..

29 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
aelat     
I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it," the woman told The Daily News online. "I said, 'You need to leave or I'll shoot you. I'm going to blow your brains out.'"

I realize this is a repeat, but I don't remember this being mentioned the first time around. Why would you carry an unloaded gun? So dumb. 

You're probably putting yourself in more danger if you give the person time to take your unloaded weapon away from you and load it himself. And saying "I'll blow your brains out" like you're in a shiatty movie? Yeah, that's something an overzealous prosecutor would use against you.

Legally carrying a weapon for personal protection is smart. What this woman did was retarded.

29 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

occamswrist: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: Woman doesn't know how guns work.
a) Carry loaded.
b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.

d) Be all sanctimonious & "2nd amendment" when the cops arrive to find a dead body holding his own dick in his hand.
`Officer, he was pointing it at me and cocking it! I swear!'

Your imagination is worse than the writers of the TV show "Revolution". Since you weren't there maybe you shouldnt judge her actions. Funny how you judge her actions but not his.


It was a joke, Francis. Try not to soil your NRA panties.

29 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
"I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it," the woman told The Daily News online. "I said, 'You need to leave or I'll shoot you. I'm going to blow your brains out.'"

Maybe it's just me, but did this statement seem colossally moranic to anyone else? Seriously, you take the time and effort to carry a sidearm, but you leave the magazine out? Those few seconds you took to put the mag in could mean the difference between winning and a face full of perv spooge.

29 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  

JesseL:
You pull out a knife and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on killing them. You pull out your cock and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on raping them. Either way, you've given them just cause for using (or at the very least threatening) deadly force in self defense.

The biggest problem here is that she doesn't keep her weapon loaded.


So, anything that you perceive could be a threat? Guy with cup of overheated coffee; could give you third degree burns and result in your death. Some food that might have gone bad; deadly botulism. A peanut butter sandwich and you have peanut allergies? Guy spills a drink on you in a bar; assault! See some guy's concealed carry accidentally visible; he's got a gun! You are a nutbag that thinks that they are deathly sensitive to EMI and a guy has a cell phone; perceived deadly threat!!!!

STANJERGRON! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

29 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

queezyweezel: Dancin_In_Anson: "I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,"

Good thing he was just a flasher.

I don't know about you, but I keep my CCW piece unloaded and locked with the magazine in a separate location. At all times. ALL TIMES.


/I carry like i carried while on the job, 1911, cocked and locked. If you wanna fumble around in a panic at the last second trying to get your mag in be my guest.

29 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Tat'dGreaser     
The only problem I have with this is she kept the gun unloaded.

Like my father once said, "If you don't want to get shot for exposing yourself to a woman and her child, then don't expose yourself to a woman and her child"

29 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
occamswrist     

ChipNASA: REPEAT TRIFECTA!!!!!!?????????
/go for it mods.

and also....

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 160x240]


I wasn't here for the first article. Do we stop or should we keep going?

29 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
The alleged flasher is described as a "white male in his early 20s with short dark-blond hair and wearing a gray hoody and dark blue jeans," the paper reported.


A fully clothed flasher? Dude, you're doing it wrong. THIS is the offical flasher uniform:

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29 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

jbuist: JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm.

Sexual assault is a good reason to draw too. Now, this wasn't sexual assault, but I don't think it unreasonable to assume that one might break out in such conditions.


/and really, if she shot him between the eyes, he would be dead, and she could just say he threatened to rape rape her. No jury in the world would convict her.

29 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

oldfarthenry: dittybopper: If you're going to flash a woman, make sure her gun isn't larger than yours

Very few people have a gun larger than mine:

[i46.tinypic.com image 640x480]

So do you take it to the park & stroke it in front of the ladies?


Well I says, "Pretty fair maid, it's time to give oar,
For 'twixt wind and water, you've run me ashore,
Me shot locker's empty; me powder's all spent,
And I can't fire a shot for it's choked at the vent..."

29 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
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