Movember is getting ridiculous...

They harvest them from their women

How much for a moustache? Mine grows in pretty quick. If it's enough money I'm interested in some extra beer money.

/blond moustache

I appreciated the "what a slack-jawed yokel with a mustache might look like" picture.

this thread is now about TSN's Jay Onrait's movember mustache, for it is truly hideous...

Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!

I thought I checked the box for "Mustache Rides" - I didn't think I was signing up to be a donor!

Hey! I did NOT donate my mustache upon my death so it could be worn by someone in Turkey.

/ or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Klinger accepts your thanks.

/shouldn't be obscure

croesius: Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!

I was wondering where they get the hair from. I hope you're not right.

SkunkWerks: [26.media.tumblr.com image 499x281]

Beat me to it.

I wised I could grow a Tom Selleck. My prayers have been answered.

Approves

Huh...the first thing I thought of was the M*A*S*H episode when Klinger made a fake mustache for a soldier who had a facial wound. I think he was Mexican, though...

/can't find a screen shot
//sigh...

Iconic 80's stashes

ampoliros: Beat me to it.



So, you'd say I did a great jaerb there, Hamstray?

I've got one of those 'stashes, that no matter how I trim it, a cop will inevitably come up and say "nice 'stash!".

KJUW89: Huh...the first thing I thought of was the M*A*S*H episode when Klinger made a fake mustache for a soldier who had a facial wound. I think he was Mexican, though...

/can't find a screen shot
//sigh...

Look up.

I have a Selleck Class mustache now, took a while to fill out, but it now appears it's achieved sentience, and it won't let me remove it. I believe the other end of the hairs have grown up into my brain and have entangled in my neurons, and influence my actions....

neat!

I'd like to stay and talk, but I mustache.

What a Turkish mustache implant may look like:

//Hot like a Turkish bath house

davidphogan: croesius: Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!

I was wondering where they get the hair from. I hope you're not right.

Excuse me, I've got to go throw up.

I can get one but the doctor has to agree that it is to prevent upper lip freezing.

I started growing one pretty early.

dragonchild: Hey! I did NOT donate my mustache upon my death so it could be worn by someone in Turkey.

/ or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Nice!

I'm on my mobile, but this thread won't feel complete without a shot of Gordito from Dr. McNinja.

/grew the stache in seconds with sheer will power.

Private_Citizen: /grew the stache in seconds with sheer will power.

One fine morning in the Army, I staggered slightly hungover in to the latrine. I completed half a shave and then realized that I had removed the left half of my mustache. It was the kind of a mustache that belonged to a 20 year old but there was enough there that the Army required it to be trimmed to not hang below the lip or extend past the edge of the mouth.

I looked at that half a mustache and decided why not. I shaved the rest of my face, made sure the remaining half was in regs and finished my routine.

The mess sergeant didn't say a word. They were usually quick to throw you out for not maintaining a positive Army appearance. I've seen them toss a guy for missing buttons on his fatigues. I finished breakfast and headed over to the HQ for work.

Before I got to the headquarters building, I saw Command Sergeant Major Stanely. He was always the CSM of the division and probably still is. From the parking lot to where I was, it was probably 25 yards. He looked at me and I looked at him. Something registered on his face but he walked in to the HQ without saying a word.

I walked in to the Public Affairs Office past the E-6 who didn't even look up from his newspaper. I sat down and I heard the phone ringing. The E-6 said "Yes Sergeant Major! No Sergeant Major!" and hung up the phone. "Freakstorm! Shave it!" he yelled and then he went back to the newspaper. "Oh a report to the First Sergeant for addition duty - 1630, funny man."

I took out a disposable razor and dry shaved the half of the mustache that I had left. I thought walking up to the E-6 now clean shaved and arguing with him: "Shave what, sergeant?" But I knew better. I spent the evening doing a police call for cigarette butts between the barracks, base finance and the Post HQ. Actually, I spent and hour and a half talking to the guard at Finance and stealing cigarette butts from the ashtrays to make it look like I had extended an effort to keep Schofield pretty.

About a year later, I'm an E-4 and helping the Public Information Officer do his weekly briefings to the CG. My job is to sit in a little room and advance the slides as the Captain does his presentation. I have a copy of his speech and I advance the slides when he gets to an underlined word. One day, the Sergeant Majors of the command are sitting in. After the briefing, they are sitting around talking about stuff and I walk out of the little room with the slides and the projector.

"And that's the little smarta$$ who thought he could walk across my base with only the right half of a mustache" CSM Stanley says suddenly and then drops back in to the discussion of training facilities utilization.

All the other sergeant majors chuckled like "oh, that's the one" and I double timed it back to the office. I wouldn't try another mustache until after I ETS'd.

WTH

Doctor, I have one question: Is this... Could this be... a jewish moustache?

Like this? Link

Farker T.M.S. wanted for imitating.

/second time I'm using him this week
//think he's Dutch too so it fits the article
///what?
////offensive what?

Missicat: Look up.

Yeah...obviously I needed to refresh my screen before posting.