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   Mustache transplants booming, Turkish plastic surgeons say. A big thanks must go out to all those selfless men who checked off the mustache donor card on their drivers' licenses. This couldn't have happened without you

29 Nov 2012 12:37 PM   |   2959 clicks   |   WGAL 8
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TabASlotB     
Movember is getting ridiculous...

29 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
They harvest them from their women

29 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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Carn     
How much for a moustache? Mine grows in pretty quick. If it's enough money I'm interested in some extra beer money.

/blond moustache

29 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
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Cagey B    [TotalFark]  
I appreciated the "what a slack-jawed yokel with a mustache might look like" picture.

29 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
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Representative of the unwashed masses     
images.tsn.ca

this thread is now about TSN's Jay Onrait's movember mustache, for it is truly hideous...

29 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
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croesius     
Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!

29 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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eKonk     
I thought I checked the box for "Mustache Rides" - I didn't think I was signing up to be a donor!

29 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
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dragonchild     
Hey! I did NOT donate my mustache upon my death so it could be worn by someone in Turkey.

/ or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

29 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
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jaxspellinar     
Klinger accepts your thanks.

/shouldn't be obscure

29 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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SkunkWerks     
26.media.tumblr.com

29 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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davidphogan     

croesius: Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!


I was wondering where they get the hair from. I hope you're not right.

29 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
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ampoliros     

SkunkWerks: [26.media.tumblr.com image 499x281]


Beat me to it.

29 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
I wised I could grow a Tom Selleck. My prayers have been answered.

upload.wikimedia.org

29 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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DirkTheDaring     
i45.tinypic.com
Approves

29 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
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KJUW89     
Huh...the first thing I thought of was the M*A*S*H episode when Klinger made a fake mustache for a soldier who had a facial wound. I think he was Mexican, though...

/can't find a screen shot
//sigh...

29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
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ltdanman44     
content.artofmanliness.com

web-images.chacha.com

Iconic 80's stashes

29 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
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SkunkWerks     

ampoliros: Beat me to it.


www.hrwiki.org

So, you'd say I did a great jaerb there, Hamstray?

29 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
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baronvonzipper     
I've got one of those 'stashes, that no matter how I trim it, a cop will inevitably come up and say "nice 'stash!".

29 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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Missicat     

KJUW89: Huh...the first thing I thought of was the M*A*S*H episode when Klinger made a fake mustache for a soldier who had a facial wound. I think he was Mexican, though...

/can't find a screen shot
//sigh...


Look up.

29 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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mark12A     
I have a Selleck Class mustache now, took a while to fill out, but it now appears it's achieved sentience, and it won't let me remove it. I believe the other end of the hairs have grown up into my brain and have entangled in my neurons, and influence my actions....

29 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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maxximillian     
i.imgur.com
neat!

29 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
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probesport     
www.dhwright.com

29 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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simusid     
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

29 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
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Famous Thamas     
I'd like to stay and talk, but I mustache.

29 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
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Ensnared Wit     
What a Turkish mustache implant may look like:
2.bp.blogspot.com
//Hot like a Turkish bath house

29 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
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Bakeroo     
images.dvdsea.com

29 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

davidphogan: croesius: Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?

Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!

I was wondering where they get the hair from. I hope you're not right.


Excuse me, I've got to go throw up.

29 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
I can get one but the doctor has to agree that it is to prevent upper lip freezing.

29 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
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bullwrinkle     
I started growing one pretty early.
3.bp.blogspot.com

29 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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Death By Platypus     

dragonchild: Hey! I did NOT donate my mustache upon my death so it could be worn by someone in Turkey.

/ or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do


Nice!

29 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
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Private_Citizen     
I'm on my mobile, but this thread won't feel complete without a shot of Gordito from Dr. McNinja.

/grew the stache in seconds with sheer will power.

29 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
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Molavian    [TotalFark]  

Private_Citizen: /grew the stache in seconds with sheer will power.


i184.photobucket.com

29 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
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NASAM     
p.twimg.com

29 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
One fine morning in the Army, I staggered slightly hungover in to the latrine. I completed half a shave and then realized that I had removed the left half of my mustache. It was the kind of a mustache that belonged to a 20 year old but there was enough there that the Army required it to be trimmed to not hang below the lip or extend past the edge of the mouth.

I looked at that half a mustache and decided why not. I shaved the rest of my face, made sure the remaining half was in regs and finished my routine.

The mess sergeant didn't say a word. They were usually quick to throw you out for not maintaining a positive Army appearance. I've seen them toss a guy for missing buttons on his fatigues. I finished breakfast and headed over to the HQ for work.

Before I got to the headquarters building, I saw Command Sergeant Major Stanely. He was always the CSM of the division and probably still is. From the parking lot to where I was, it was probably 25 yards. He looked at me and I looked at him. Something registered on his face but he walked in to the HQ without saying a word.

I walked in to the Public Affairs Office past the E-6 who didn't even look up from his newspaper. I sat down and I heard the phone ringing. The E-6 said "Yes Sergeant Major! No Sergeant Major!" and hung up the phone. "Freakstorm! Shave it!" he yelled and then he went back to the newspaper. "Oh a report to the First Sergeant for addition duty - 1630, funny man."

I took out a disposable razor and dry shaved the half of the mustache that I had left. I thought walking up to the E-6 now clean shaved and arguing with him: "Shave what, sergeant?" But I knew better. I spent the evening doing a police call for cigarette butts between the barracks, base finance and the Post HQ. Actually, I spent and hour and a half talking to the guard at Finance and stealing cigarette butts from the ashtrays to make it look like I had extended an effort to keep Schofield pretty.

About a year later, I'm an E-4 and helping the Public Information Officer do his weekly briefings to the CG. My job is to sit in a little room and advance the slides as the Captain does his presentation. I have a copy of his speech and I advance the slides when he gets to an underlined word. One day, the Sergeant Majors of the command are sitting in. After the briefing, they are sitting around talking about stuff and I walk out of the little room with the slides and the projector.

"And that's the little smarta$$ who thought he could walk across my base with only the right half of a mustache" CSM Stanley says suddenly and then drops back in to the discussion of training facilities utilization.

All the other sergeant majors chuckled like "oh, that's the one" and I double timed it back to the office. I wouldn't try another mustache until after I ETS'd.

29 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
static01.mediaite.com

29 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     
WTH

29 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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SomethingToDo    [TotalFark]  
Doctor, I have one question: Is this... Could this be... a jewish moustache?

29 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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Bruce Campbell     
Like this? Link

29 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
img545.imageshack.us
Farker T.M.S. wanted for imitating.

/second time I'm using him this week
//think he's Dutch too so it fits the article
///what?
////offensive what?

29 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
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KJUW89     

Missicat: Look up.


Yeah...obviously I needed to refresh my screen before posting.

29 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
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Mega Steve     
blogs.citypages.com

29 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
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LordBollocks     
i942.photobucket.com

30 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
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