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   Dad who supposedly used his daughter to model to sell his Datsun admits she is just a friend and not his daughter. So it is okay now

29 Nov 2012 05:01 PM   |   18310 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Ha!

Called it

29 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, except she's still a skank

29 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
vpb    [TotalFark]  
Would you admit it if she were your daughter? And it's probably one of the more wholesome jobs she has had in her life.

29 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
James!    [TotalFark]  
So he's farking her?

29 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
gilgigamesh     
Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....

You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.

29 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

James!: So he's farking her?


Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation

29 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  

cman: Ha!

Called it


I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.

29 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
James!    [TotalFark]  

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation


Oh, dear.

29 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Nadie_AZ: cman: Ha!

Called it

I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.


The original story is down queue a little

/redlit

29 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
um...why is this even a news story?

29 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
quickdraw     
well dust my feathers and call me Sally. or something.

29 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
quickdraw     

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?


Im guessing you missed the original thread.

/you didnt really miss much

29 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
Elandriel     

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?


It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D

29 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
styckx     
WAT? I'm shocked!! Next someone is going to tell me she really isn't twenty.

29 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Quasar    [TotalFark]  
That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.

29 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Still classy as hell, though.

29 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

quickdraw: /you didnt really miss much


Except for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.

29 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D


Zing!

29 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.

29 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!Daily Fail

:D


29 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
doczoidberg     
That bastard.

How could he lie to us like that???

I feel violated.

29 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
offacue     
On most of those things the frame is rotted and split in half. That happened to just about all of those Datsun's too. Buyer beware.

29 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
carrion_luggage     
WHEN THE BIDDING STOPS

I FORGET HE'S NOT MY DAD.

29 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded     
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Tonight at 10:00 meet used car salesmen that may not be telling you the truth.

29 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
Profedius     

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation


I did and even posted as much. I am still pretty sure a family member or family friend has as she was growing up. Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.

29 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
error10    [TotalFark]  
I can no longer fap to this.

29 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
cgraves67     
Still too high mileage, beat-up body, and loose tail pipe. The girl or the car? Eh, both.

29 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
david_gaithersburg     
What Datsun?

29 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
Pollexter     
Nothing will ever excuse those horrible tattoos.

29 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
ringersol     
So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?

29 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
akula    [TotalFark]  
Can't say I'm surprised.

Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.

29 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
MBooda     
But she swore to me it was an 810...

29 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
MooseUpNorth     
TFA: 20-year-old.

My ability to give a shiat about this appears to be compromised.

29 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
natas6.0     
still doesn't bug me

ALL HAIL THE SALESMAN WHO USES QUIM TO SELL HIS DATSUN

29 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

akula: Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.


Not even once, man. Not even once.

29 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
themasterdebater     
Someone tell me she is a transvestite and then i'll start believing it.

29 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
meat0918     
I swear I've seen that woman at Eugene's Saturday Market.

Course, there are a lot of them like that around here.

29 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
The Muthaship     
I cannot believe.....

that the car went so cheap.

29 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Doesn't matter,..she's still a trailer trash tattoo'd stripper.

29 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
hdhale     

ringersol: So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?


Who hasn't wanted some of that?

/what? she was 18, really

29 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
carmi990     
Yellow vintage car = Bondo Bucket.

29 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
edgar1981     
I'd hit it. With a big stick.

29 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
Leeds     
Just a Friend?

OH BABY YOOOOOUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!

29 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
Leeds     

Quasar: That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.


She's black?

29 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.


I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.

This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.

29 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
you are a puppet     
lol, someone commented in the thread yesterday that if the article was on Daily Mail they would print all the photos including the through the legs one, and here we are.

29 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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Do you come with the car?

29 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
DoctorHowardDoctorFine     
I'd hit the Datsun first

29 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
dahmers love zombie

The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.


Thats where this should go, I am guessing he had to sell it because she called in the tab he has been running... or hush money to keep the wife from knowing.

29 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
gunther_bumpass     
It doesn't faze me at all that a site infested with Star Trek geeks and bronies is so easily able
to pronounce girls with tattoos as deviant and mentally unstable.


It should,

but it doesn't.

29 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
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