Ha!

Called it

Well, except she's still a skank

Would you admit it if she were your daughter? And it's probably one of the more wholesome jobs she has had in her life.

So he's farking her?

Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....

You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.

James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation

cman: Ha!

Called it

I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation

Oh, dear.

Nadie_AZ: cman: Ha!

Called it

I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.

The original story is down queue a little

/redlit

um...why is this even a news story?

well dust my feathers and call me Sally. or something.

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

Im guessing you missed the original thread.

/you didnt really miss much

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D

WAT? I'm shocked!! Next someone is going to tell me she really isn't twenty.

That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.

Still classy as hell, though.

quickdraw: /you didnt really miss much

Except for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D

Zing!

The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!Daily Fail

:D

That bastard.

How could he lie to us like that???

I feel violated.

On most of those things the frame is rotted and split in half. That happened to just about all of those Datsun's too. Buyer beware.

WHEN THE BIDDING STOPS

I FORGET HE'S NOT MY DAD.

Tonight at 10:00 meet used car salesmen that may not be telling you the truth.

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation

I did and even posted as much. I am still pretty sure a family member or family friend has as she was growing up. Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.

I can no longer fap to this.

Still too high mileage, beat-up body, and loose tail pipe. The girl or the car? Eh, both.

What Datsun?

Nothing will ever excuse those horrible tattoos.

So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?

Can't say I'm surprised.

Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.

But she swore to me it was an 810...

TFA: 20-year-old.

My ability to give a shiat about this appears to be compromised.

still doesn't bug me

ALL HAIL THE SALESMAN WHO USES QUIM TO SELL HIS DATSUN

akula: Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.

Not even once, man. Not even once.

Someone tell me she is a transvestite and then i'll start believing it.

I swear I've seen that woman at Eugene's Saturday Market.

Course, there are a lot of them like that around here.

I cannot believe.....

that the car went so cheap.

Doesn't matter,..she's still a trailer trash tattoo'd stripper.

ringersol: So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?

Who hasn't wanted some of that?

/what? she was 18, really

Yellow vintage car = Bondo Bucket.

I'd hit it. With a big stick.

Just a Friend?

OH BABY YOOOOOUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!

Quasar: That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.

She's black?

Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.

I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.

This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.

lol, someone commented in the thread yesterday that if the article was on Daily Mail they would print all the photos including the through the legs one, and here we are.

Do you come with the car?

I'd hit the Datsun first

dahmers love zombie

The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.

Thats where this should go, I am guessing he had to sell it because she called in the tab he has been running... or hush money to keep the wife from knowing.

It doesn't faze me at all that a site infested with Star Trek geeks and bronies is so easily able
to pronounce girls with tattoos as deviant and mentally unstable.


It should,

but it doesn't.