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   If he pulls a knife, you pull a ukulele. That's the Seattle way

29 Nov 2012 04:43 PM   |   4563 clicks   |   My Northwest
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UsikFark     
Probably hipsters: stealing Olde English Malte, armed with a quirky instrument. Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

29 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
the-meter-man     
It's the thinking-man's violin!

29 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
bittermang     
Wanted for questioning:

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29 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Sketch of the suspect:

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29 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
sinanju     
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29 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
WordyGrrl     
With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

29 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded     
suspect is an African Jew

29 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
UsikFark     

WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.


They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.

29 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
Mercury     
Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

29 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
Pfighting Polish     
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"I uke'd your mother's lele last night."

/Headline made me think Connery, I guess

29 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
TomD9938     
The suspects were described as a man and a woman, both white... the man was also heard referring to the woman as "Miss Vicki"

29 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

bittermang: Wanted for questioning:

[i.imgur.com image 288x361]


The girl in the next cubicle looks just like that.

29 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
RenownedCurator     
I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

29 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
Now I Is!     
Wanted for questioning:
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Link

29 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
feffer     

RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.


He was white.

29 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
zerkalo     

Now I Is!: Wanted for questioning:
[www.describetheruckus.com image 500x333]

Link


Tomato!

29 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Medic Zero     

Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle


Well said!

29 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
MooseUpNorth     
All wanted for questioning.

29 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
UsikFark     

RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.


Since the ukulele apparently exploded when he whacked the clerk, he'll be carving a new one downtown- the police will be shooting anyone in possession or with intent to make a small stringed instrument.

29 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
Wookie Milson     
Person of interest:
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29 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
Earthen     
I see you've played knifey-ukelelely before.

29 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
WelldeadLink     
String them up!

29 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
WelldeadLink     

UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.


Again?

29 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
UsikFark     

WelldeadLink: UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

Again?


This time it will be ironic.

29 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
DeadGeek     
Came for the Mr. B reference, realized he uses a banjolele, leaving satisfied anyway.

29 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
MBooda     
He pulls a lirpa, you pull a ka'athyra. That's the Vulcan way.

29 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
Eirik     

UsikFark: WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.


That would be grand larceny.

29 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
Arctic Phoenix     
Sounds about right.

29 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
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29 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
blorpen     

Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!


Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!

29 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  
I saw that this morning and LOOOOLLLLED.

/Lives in Tukhella.

29 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Miss Stein     

Wookie Milson: Person of interest:
[eddievedder.jpg]


Bonus: He lives in West Seattle.

/the good part
//yes there's one

29 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
Medic Zero     

blorpen: Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!

Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!


I subletted a room from a buddy of mine a little north of there for almost a year. Nasty part of town.

29 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
RoLleRKoaSTeR     
Looking for FLCL reference...
Must have been taken by Atomsk

"ukulele no good"

Link

29 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Canton     
So did the local pawn shops refuse to buy the ukulele? Was it just that bad? Or was it a hot uke? Clearly, logic has no part in this story.

29 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
FarkeeDeSade     
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30 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
red5ish     
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30 Nov 2012 03:23 AM
feffer     

Rufus Lee King: feffer: RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

He was white.

Wow, how did I know that was coming?


Because the SPD usually shoots black people and Native people. And beats Hispanics on camera.

30 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
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