Probably hipsters: stealing Olde English Malte, armed with a quirky instrument. Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

It's the thinking-man's violin!

Wanted for questioning:

Sketch of the suspect:

With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

suspect is an African Jew

WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.

Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

"I uke'd your mother's lele last night."

/Headline made me think Connery, I guess

The suspects were described as a man and a woman, both white... the man was also heard referring to the woman as "Miss Vicki"

bittermang: Wanted for questioning:

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The girl in the next cubicle looks just like that.

I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

Wanted for questioning:


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RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

He was white.

Now I Is!: Wanted for questioning:
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Tomato!

Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!

All wanted for questioning.

RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

Since the ukulele apparently exploded when he whacked the clerk, he'll be carving a new one downtown- the police will be shooting anyone in possession or with intent to make a small stringed instrument.

Person of interest:

I see you've played knifey-ukelelely before.

String them up!

UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

Again?

WelldeadLink: UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

Again?

This time it will be ironic.

Came for the Mr. B reference, realized he uses a banjolele, leaving satisfied anyway.

He pulls a lirpa, you pull a ka'athyra. That's the Vulcan way.

UsikFark: WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.

That would be grand larceny.

Sounds about right.

Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!

Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!

I saw that this morning and LOOOOLLLLED.

/Lives in Tukhella.

Wookie Milson: Person of interest:
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Bonus: He lives in West Seattle.

/the good part
//yes there's one

blorpen: Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!

Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!

I subletted a room from a buddy of mine a little north of there for almost a year. Nasty part of town.

Looking for FLCL reference...
Must have been taken by Atomsk

"ukulele no good"

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So did the local pawn shops refuse to buy the ukulele? Was it just that bad? Or was it a hot uke? Clearly, logic has no part in this story.

Rufus Lee King: feffer: RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

He was white.

Wow, how did I know that was coming?

Because the SPD usually shoots black people and Native people. And beats Hispanics on camera.