"I am NOT going to step down until you pull yourself together, Charles."

"Bloody hell, I thought we were done with you Diana. Who in blazes decided to bury you in the Pet Sematary?"

"For god's sake, Charles, trim your ear hair."

"Now remember, when those silly Americans start claiming that they've seen Bigfoot again, you go hide for awhile. Maybe in one of those quaint motels that has cable and soap in the loo."

"So, you're a member of my Black Watch? Really?"

"Sooo... What am I looking at?"

Vote, damn it.

Snapper Carr: "Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!"

now with votiing

Lady Di is looking a bit...disheveled.

JC

Camilla ?

Someone get this walking carpet out of Our way.

I appoint you the royal canines' pissing bush.

"I've got that stuff out of the meteor on me... and I'm gone. Ain't I"

How about we both get tanked?

Oh my god, has Adrienne Barbeau's looks gone to hell.

I had seventeen confirmed kills in the Falkland war alone and I never had to wear some silly ghillie suit.

HI I'm Bunny, goonie goo goo

You know I can see you right?

"Argarrr Largarrr"

"How has Han been?"

You look like one of the Royal Corgies. But your obviously quite larger. You know, as the Queen, I can use 'your' and you're' interchangeably. Yes. I think you'll do nicely. Please report to my bed chamber immediately.

Kate, I thought William told you to get a Brazillian?

No Swampthing ... I haven't seen Adrienne Barbeau.....

I do believe you are one of those, oh what do the Americans on the tellie call you? A Squatch? Yes. that's it. I do believe I found a Squatch. Parking lots, as you know are quite prime Squatch territory. I shall have you gutted and sent to the British Museum post haste. Charge everyone one a pound and a half just to see 'em. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til it's gone?

You seem a bit tall and hairy for a hobbit.

turbocucumber: So this is what straw looks like before they give it to the horses.

Now with votingability

"It's pronounced bouquet."

Booga Booga

Ghillie: Hello, this is Ghillie. I'm right in front of you now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
[BEEP]
QEII: Hello?
Ghillie: Hello.
QEII: Hello?
Ghillie: Hello.
QEII: Is this a person?
Ghillie: Yes, it is a person.

I am not amused.