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vudukungfu: When I was 19, I built a snowman facing the living rom window of a neighbor's house down the street.Then I knocked on the door to see if the kid who lived there was home. His mom said to come in, and that he was in the living room. I went in and picked up the couch and pivoted it around so the kid could see it. He wasn't lazy. He was in a body cast because some diprod had hit him with a car and put him in it a couple of months earlier and his 8 year old body was completely wrapped in plaster and rods. He smiled for the first time in a long time. Best shared cups of hot cocoa, ever. He was only 8, but it made his christmas. I offered to move the couch back before I left so he could watch TV. He said, "no thank you. This is better"Kids these days.
special20: Was the kid's mom hot?
vudukungfu: special20: Was the kid's mom hot?Nah. ...Found out later she'd been tapping every sapling that sprouted in the hood.And had the herps.
special20: So, she's still around? Keep in touch?
FTA "Bismarck Police Sgt. Mark Buschena"
vudukungfu: special20: So, she's still around? Keep in touch?She was a smoking hot 34 year old petri dish in 1974.So let's do the math.So she's like... uhmmmmm. 72 now?
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