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   Attention hookers. If you're going to use someone's picture for your Internet ad, don't use a picture of a missing model. You might get a phone call from her parents

29 Nov 2012 09:10 PM   |   13985 clicks   |   Fox News
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pissedoffmick     
Noted.

29 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
Aboleth     
OK.

29 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
Omahawg     
I have $10 and I'm looking for a party?

29 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
skinink     
I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal. Even the last paragraph in the story claims she could have got involved in something where she is "exploited". If true, who's to say that someone else answers the phone and sets up the appointments, so she can't try and get help over the phone?

29 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
This girl is pictured in the ad:

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...and this is the one that shows up:

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29 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
pheelix     
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Last time I was her was just a few minutes ago in another Fark thread.

29 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
sleeps in trees     
Kind of sad actually.

29 Nov 2012 09:19 PM
Ass Exploder     
They're both farking gross.

29 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
Brick-House     
So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

29 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
ben_oakmag     
Anybody remember a similar South Park episode? Any help?

29 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
What was amusing about the story?

29 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
UsikFark     

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?


It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.

29 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
whatshisname     
aspiring lingerie model

Sounds like a gateway career

29 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
jaytkay     
Amusing?

29 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
Bungles     
I'd think her parents are the last people likely to want to book her for sex.

29 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
Krieghund     

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?


Because he has a missing 19 year old daughter?

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29 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
DECMATH     

pheelix: Last time I was her


And she was you?

29 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.


Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

29 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
thisiszombocom     

sleeps in trees: Kind of sad actually.


this.

Bungles: I'd think her parents are the last people likely to want to book her for sex.


you sick fark

/ +1 internets for you

29 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
or your daughter
or your daughter's friend,
or a pic of Palin in a bikini.

29 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
threadjackistan     

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?


Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

29 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
pissedoffmick     

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?


No.

29 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
UsikFark     

threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.


Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.

29 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Phoenix_M     
Here's a whole bunch of threads of Hookers complaining that some biatch stole their picture.

http://forum.myredbook.com/forum/DCF orumID12 NSFW

Not to talk inside baseball but in the biz we call this a ROB

29 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Bungles     

UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.



And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".

29 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
Mega Steve     
Using someone's pic like that is despicable, even if she wasn't missing.

This is me, by the way, just before I made Bin Laden's head explode with my fist:
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the gym 26 minutes, work out for a few hours, bang 3 of my Canadian supermodel girlfriends, and get to bed. I have a big day of performing rocketsurgery, killing terrorists, curing homosexuality, and banging more models.

29 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
UsikFark     

Bungles: UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.


And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".


She's a contractor in the adult service industry?

29 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
Somaticasual     
Even more akward if it was from her dad... and he was still interested.

29 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
Bungles     

UsikFark: Bungles: UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.


And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".

She's a contractor in the adult service industry?



Hookers "hook" clients (ie street walk). If you're in a brothel, you don't do that (and it's illegal).

29 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
Mrbogey     
The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.

29 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
skinink     

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?


Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."


/Used to live in Vegas.


29 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
diaphoresis     

jaytkay: Amusing?


Subby was stoned... or stupid... either way

29 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?


Because his daughter is a lingerie model and he suspects she's gone off the deep end.

29 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
SDRR     

UsikFark: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.


I love hate, HATE when that happens.

29 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
Apos     
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you wan-Oh. In that case, I'll help."

29 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Mrbogey: The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.


Like every other industry.

29 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
UsikFark     

BarkingUnicorn: Mrbogey: The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.

Like every other industry.


Even the snack cake industry, apparently.

29 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
Mrbogey     

BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.


Not really. When I go into Walmart I don't have to worry that the stock clerk is going to get beat by Sam Walton

When I have my hair cut I don't worry that halfway through the haircut the barber will grab my money and run.

I don't have to worry about human trafficking in almost every business I go to.

29 Nov 2012 10:09 PM
Lunaville     

whatshisname: aspiring lingerie model

Sounds like a gateway career


I'm thinking "lingerie model" must mean something different in Colorado than it does in the Southeast. how do you aspire to dance in a little room while some guy masturbates? I would think that would be a job where no work experience is required.

29 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.


The most disturbing thing about the hispanics handing out cards is that a few of them were maybe old enough to be in middle school.

29 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
Pr1nc3ss     

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.



They're not just Mexican. A lot of them are Salvadorian and Guatemalan. Just b/c they speak Spanish doesn't automatically make them Mexican.

29 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
jaytkay     

Mrbogey: BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.

Not really. When I go into Walmart...


Prolly not the best company to use as an illustration

29 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

Mrbogey: BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.

Not really. When I go into Walmart I don't have to worry that the stock clerk is going to get beat by Sam Walton

When I have my hair cut I don't worry that halfway through the haircut the barber will grab my money and run.

I don't have to worry about human trafficking in almost every business I go to.


Well, the biggest part of that is that department stores and haircuts are legal last I knew.

"Human trafficking", assuming I'm right about what you're talking about is detestable. However, prostitution itself, as long as everyone involved in the sale are consenting adults, should be legalized and regulated just like any other legitimate way of making a living.

29 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
kidsizedcoffin     

ben_oakmag: Anybody remember a similar South Park episode? Any help?


Kenny's butt on a milk carton was mistaken for Ben Affleck.

29 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
jtown     

BarkingUnicorn: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

Because his daughter is a lingerie model and he suspects she's gone off the deep end.


Well isn't that convenient?

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Yeah, I know I'm going to Hell.

29 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
Brick-House     

UsikFark: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.


Hooker-Virus? Used two of these...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ commons/thumb/3/3f/Trojan_her_pl easure.jpg/210px-Trojan_her_pleasure.j pg

29 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
Brick-House     
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29 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
UsikFark     

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29 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
kidsizedcoffin     

UsikFark: Brick-House: [www.ethicalhacking1.com image 525x423]

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Do you know how hard it is to get melted latex out of a laptop?

29 Nov 2012 10:26 PM
ongbok     

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.


Two Pump Parump.

29 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
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