Noted.

OK.

I have $10 and I'm looking for a party?

I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal. Even the last paragraph in the story claims she could have got involved in something where she is "exploited". If true, who's to say that someone else answers the phone and sets up the appointments, so she can't try and get help over the phone?

This girl is pictured in the ad:



...and this is the one that shows up:

 

Last time I was her was just a few minutes ago in another Fark thread.

Kind of sad actually.

They're both farking gross.

So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

Anybody remember a similar South Park episode? Any help?

What was amusing about the story?

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.

aspiring lingerie model

Sounds like a gateway career

Amusing?

I'd think her parents are the last people likely to want to book her for sex.

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

Because he has a missing 19 year old daughter?

pheelix: Last time I was her

And she was you?

skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

sleeps in trees: Kind of sad actually.

this.

Bungles: I'd think her parents are the last people likely to want to book her for sex.

you sick fark

/ +1 internets for you

or your daughter
or your daughter's friend,
or a pic of Palin in a bikini.

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

No.

threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.

Here's a whole bunch of threads of Hookers complaining that some biatch stole their picture.

http://forum.myredbook.com/forum/DCF orumID12 NSFW

Not to talk inside baseball but in the biz we call this a ROB

UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.


And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".

Using someone's pic like that is despicable, even if she wasn't missing.

This is me, by the way, just before I made Bin Laden's head explode with my fist:


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the gym 26 minutes, work out for a few hours, bang 3 of my Canadian supermodel girlfriends, and get to bed. I have a big day of performing rocketsurgery, killing terrorists, curing homosexuality, and banging more models.

Bungles: UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.


And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".

She's a contractor in the adult service industry?

Even more akward if it was from her dad... and he was still interested.

UsikFark: Bungles: UsikFark: threadjackistan: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Contrary to popular belief, prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas.

Apparently you can have a naked woman in your room, but you can't have sex with her.


And if she was in a legal Nevada brothel (not in Vegas), she isn't technically a "hooker".

She's a contractor in the adult service industry?


Hookers "hook" clients (ie street walk). If you're in a brothel, you don't do that (and it's illegal).

The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.

fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."

/Used to live in Vegas.

jaytkay: Amusing?

Subby was stoned... or stupid... either way

Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

Because his daughter is a lingerie model and he suspects she's gone off the deep end.

UsikFark: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.

I love hate, HATE when that happens.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you wan-Oh. In that case, I'll help."

Mrbogey: The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.

Like every other industry.

BarkingUnicorn: Mrbogey: The sex industry is just exploitative no matter how you cut it.

Like every other industry.

Even the snack cake industry, apparently.

BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.

Not really. When I go into Walmart I don't have to worry that the stock clerk is going to get beat by Sam Walton

When I have my hair cut I don't worry that halfway through the haircut the barber will grab my money and run.

I don't have to worry about human trafficking in almost every business I go to.

whatshisname: aspiring lingerie model

Sounds like a gateway career

I'm thinking "lingerie model" must mean something different in Colorado than it does in the Southeast. how do you aspire to dance in a little room while some guy masturbates? I would think that would be a job where no work experience is required.

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.

The most disturbing thing about the hispanics handing out cards is that a few of them were maybe old enough to be in middle school.

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.


They're not just Mexican. A lot of them are Salvadorian and Guatemalan. Just b/c they speak Spanish doesn't automatically make them Mexican.

Mrbogey: BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.

Not really. When I go into Walmart...

Prolly not the best company to use as an illustration

Mrbogey: BarkingUnicorn: Like every other industry.

Not really. When I go into Walmart I don't have to worry that the stock clerk is going to get beat by Sam Walton

When I have my hair cut I don't worry that halfway through the haircut the barber will grab my money and run.

I don't have to worry about human trafficking in almost every business I go to.

Well, the biggest part of that is that department stores and haircuts are legal last I knew.

"Human trafficking", assuming I'm right about what you're talking about is detestable. However, prostitution itself, as long as everyone involved in the sale are consenting adults, should be legalized and regulated just like any other legitimate way of making a living.

ben_oakmag: Anybody remember a similar South Park episode? Any help?

Kenny's butt on a milk carton was mistaken for Ben Affleck.

BarkingUnicorn: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

Because his daughter is a lingerie model and he suspects she's gone off the deep end.

Well isn't that convenient?



Yeah, I know I'm going to Hell.

UsikFark: Brick-House: So why is dad checking out hooker ads?

It's a computer virus. You're just clicking around on the web reading some articles and then BAM! Hookers, hookers EVERYWHERE.

Hooker-Virus? Used two of these...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ commons/thumb/3/3f/Trojan_her_pl easure.jpg/210px-Trojan_her_pleasure.j pg

Brick-House: [www.ethicalhacking1.com image 525x423]

UsikFark: Brick-House: [www.ethicalhacking1.com image 525x423]

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Do you know how hard it is to get melted latex out of a laptop?

skinink: fusillade762: skinink: I'd be disturbed that the only way they verified it wasn't her was to call up the number, instead of setting up a sting in the first place since prostitution is illegal.

Did you miss the part where it said "Las Vegas"?

Like others said, in Las Vegas prostitution is illegal, despite all the Mexican illegal immigrants lining the sidewalks trying to force into your hand a flyer for prostitutes. It's illegal and the LVPD can bust a working girl just like in any other city. The rumor I heard is it was the mob that wanted to keep legal prostitution out of Vegas to keep the city respectable. Besides, Parump, NV and all of its brothels are only an hour's drive from Vegas. "Two dollars a Parump."
/Used to live in Vegas.

Two Pump Parump.