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   Saskatchewan stadium plays the Yule Log channel on its video scoreboard. Multiple 911 calls ensue

29 Nov 2012 11:11 PM   |   10111 clicks   |   CBC
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Trying to snuff out the false alarms, Kay said he called around to get the log video replaced.

"Maybe some snowflakes or Santa or something like that," he said.



"Hello, 911? There's a lot of snow falling inside Mosaic Stadium. I'm afraid that the roof is going to collapse or something, please send help!"

29 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
Speedofdarkness     
I'll bet all people that called were scared that all those championship banners the Roughriders won would catch on fire and they would never be able to put it out.

29 Nov 2012 09:05 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

29 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
Otto's_Jacket     
I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

29 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
queezyweezel    [TotalFark]  
To be fair:
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29 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
The War on Christmas continues!

29 Nov 2012 10:56 PM
Sim Tree    [TotalFark]  
I was going to make fun of these people, but the more I look at the picture, it really does seem as if the stadium is on fire. If I were driving by without having a chance look twice, I might be convinced to call 911, too.

29 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
Yogimus     
Can't get TOO upset. At 55mph, night time, anything might happen.

/Just ask your mom
//BURN
///Like the logs. There, we just went full circle.
////Also like your MOM.

29 Nov 2012 11:14 PM
Harry_Seldon     
I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque.

29 Nov 2012 11:17 PM
whatshisname     
Fire? In my Regina? It's more likely that you think.

29 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
my herniated disc     
did someone's bunnyhug catch on fire?

29 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
Apos     

Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline


Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!"
 

/Best I got. Sorry.

29 Nov 2012 11:29 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich     
long live the yule log channel. stupid canadians.

29 Nov 2012 11:30 PM
ISO15693     
I wonder how they'd react to the projected sharks swimming under the ice during playoff games at the HP Pavillion.

29 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
illannoyin     
I'm sorry to interrupt but could you tell me how far is the old log inn?

29 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
TeamEd     

Speedofdarkness: I'll bet all people that called were scared that all those championship banners the Roughriders won would catch on fire and they would never be able to put it out.


Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

29 Nov 2012 11:34 PM
PunkTiger     

Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.


It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.

29 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
red5ish     
Turn on the local weather channel. The stadium will disappear.

29 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
zulius     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Hello, 911? WE'RE BEING ATTACKED AND TAUNTED BY A GIANT RIC FLAIR!"


I laughed at this harder than was probably necessary...

29 Nov 2012 11:39 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

TeamEd: Speedofdarkness: I'll bet all people that called were scared that all those championship banners the Roughriders won would catch on fire and they would never be able to put it out.

Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg


Yup as a rider fan I can't even be mad. That was a sick burn. Pun intended.

29 Nov 2012 11:39 PM
Johnny Bananapeel     
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29 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Trying to snuff out the false alarms, Kay said he called around to get the log video replaced.

"Maybe some snowflakes or Santa or something like that," he said.

"Hello, 911? There's a lot of snow falling inside Mosaic Stadium. I'm afraid that the roof is going to collapse or something, please send help!"


"There's a giant man in a red suit about to trample the stadium!!!"

29 Nov 2012 11:44 PM
oukewldave     
That's how rough riders roll.

29 Nov 2012 11:44 PM
Mantour     
boingboing.netView Full Size


Wood Stove in a baller 1990 Volvo 240 station wagon

29 Nov 2012 11:45 PM
UsikFark     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Hello, 911? WE'RE BEING ATTACKED AND TAUNTED BY A GIANT RIC FLAIR!"


I remember in [the book] Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, HST was contemplating the big monitor outside one of the casinos, where they would project your face and whatever you say for 50 cents. He was wary of someone using it to blurt out some profane nonsense and scare people trying to maintain.

vaguely related.

29 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

my herniated disc: did someone's bunnyhug catch on fire?


All praise the Bunnyhug! Or the equally acceptable and more manly Kangaroo Jacket! None of this hoodie crap!

29 Nov 2012 11:50 PM
xxmedium     

PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.


Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.

29 Nov 2012 11:56 PM
TeamEd     

Representative of the unwashed masses: TeamEd: Speedofdarkness: I'll bet all people that called were scared that all those championship banners the Roughriders won would catch on fire and they would never be able to put it out.

Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Yup as a rider fan I can't even be mad. That was a sick burn. Pun intended.


The consolation is he's probably an Eskies fan and dispite the ample row of championship banners, they're a bit of a cluster fark lately.

29 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
AgentKGB    [TotalFark]  
I love my home province but I wince every time I see its mention in a fark headline because I just know it'll be something dumb. :(

29 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
Otto's_Jacket     

xxmedium: PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.

Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.


Heh -


I dated a girl from Regina -
whose brains had long traveled to China.
I asked for some head,
she pointed and said,
you dumbass it's called a vagina!

30 Nov 2012 12:03 AM
Insult Comic Bishounen     
"Giant burning log". I gotta lay off the vindaloo.

30 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
Gyrfalcon     
Gotta love Canadia. Fire! Panic! Chaos! Oh, and this:

The problem was, from a distance some people thought the stadium was on fire - there were four frantic calls to 911 in the past few weeks.

FOUR?!? In the past few WEEKS?!??!

How laid-back can you be?

30 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

Gyrfalcon: Gotta love Canadia. Fire! Panic! Chaos! Oh, and this:

The problem was, from a distance some people thought the stadium was on fire - there were four frantic calls to 911 in the past few weeks.

FOUR?!? In the past few WEEKS?!??!

How laid-back can you be?


Well 1) The playoffs have been over for the Riders for a few weeks now and 2) They are already committed to building a new stadium so it's all good!

30 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
Perducci     

Gyrfalcon: Gotta love Canadia. Fire! Panic! Chaos! Oh, and this:

The problem was, from a distance some people thought the stadium was on fire - there were four frantic calls to 911 in the past few weeks.

FOUR?!? In the past few WEEKS?!??!

How laid-back can you be?


Not to mention having two football teams with (essentially) the same name in a league of less than 10 teams. "Yeah, whatever. Just relax, put on some Rush and don't worry about it." should be the national motto.

30 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
newton     
I like their poll.
I voted: I liked the Yule Log, Bring it back!

/Just like you did

30 Nov 2012 12:45 AM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

newton: I like their poll.
I voted: I liked the Yule Log, Bring it back!

/Just like you did


I'd have gone for fan submitted twit pic feed.

Imagine how fast someone would post porn. On a giant HD jumbotron. Visible for miles around.

30 Nov 2012 12:46 AM
Apos     

Otto's_Jacket: xxmedium: PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.

Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.

Heh -


I dated a girl from Regina -
whose brains had long traveled to China.
I asked for some head,
she pointed and said,
you dumbass it's called a vagina!


Very good. Please excuse my rather clumsy attempt.

30 Nov 2012 12:50 AM
Kevin72     

newton: I like their poll.
I voted: I liked the Yule Log, Bring it back!

/Just like you did


Me too. Bring it back is winning at 63%.

30 Nov 2012 12:52 AM
Otto's_Jacket     

Apos: Otto's_Jacket: xxmedium: PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.

Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.

Heh -


I dated a girl from Regina -
whose brains had long traveled to China.
I asked for some head,
she pointed and said,
you dumbass it's called a vagina!

Very good. Please excuse my rather clumsy attempt.




I appreciate the effort, and besides, if you've never heard the town name spoken out loud why the hell would you think it would rhyme with 'vagina'?

30 Nov 2012 01:04 AM
Acharne     

Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline


I dated a girl from Regina, but she was a different girl than you dated. Probably.

/happy to help, also true.

30 Nov 2012 01:10 AM
Otto's_Jacket     

Acharne: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

I dated a girl from Regina, but she was a different girl than you dated. Probably.

/happy to help, also true.




Not necessarily a different girl - she was pretty loose.


/hey, there's a limerick starter for Moosejaw

30 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Whats interesting is that the original Yule Log video almost burned down the New York Mayors mansion.

/ok, not really, but its a pretty interesting wikipedia article
//and that rug really tied the room together.

30 Nov 2012 01:33 AM
Daz-o-matic     
It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."


'Tis true; it's the city that rhymes with fun!

30 Nov 2012 01:36 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler     
Canada problems.

30 Nov 2012 03:19 AM
Isildur     

Sim Tree: I was going to make fun of these people, but the more I look at the picture, it really does seem as if the stadium is on fire. If I were driving by without having a chance look twice, I might be convinced to call 911, too.


Indeed.
Btw, apropos username you've got, there.

30 Nov 2012 06:02 AM
Porous Horace     
A frustrated girl from Regina
Once dated a circus headliner
She laughed at that trick
Where he'd stand on his prick
Though she wanted it in her vagina

30 Nov 2012 06:03 AM
Xenomech     
"It's funny, someone jokingly said, 'Y'know, I don't know about that Yule log. Someone is going to think the stadium is on fire,'" Hopson said. "Sure as heck, someone thought the stadium was on fire."

30 Nov 2012 07:38 AM
HAMMERTOE     
Nothing could be finer
than vagina from Regina
in the mo-o-orning...

30 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
ObscureNameHere     

Perducci: How laid-back can you be?

Not to mention having two football teams with (essentially) the same name in a league of less than 10 teams. "Yeah, whatever. Just relax, put on some Rush and don't worry about it." should be the national motto.


Every hour can be "RUSH Hour", you just have to let it happen.

And now, the opening to "Subdivisions":


*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Oooooooooooooo-waaaaa-oooooo*
*Oooooooooooooo-waaiii-oooooo*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAAAAAAH - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAIIIII - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM CHA-CHOOM CHA-CHOOM*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee*

"Sprawling on the fringes of the city,
In geometric order....."

30 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

Perducci: Gyrfalcon: Gotta love Canadia. Fire! Panic! Chaos! Oh, and this:

The problem was, from a distance some people thought the stadium was on fire - there were four frantic calls to 911 in the past few weeks.

FOUR?!? In the past few WEEKS?!??!

How laid-back can you be?

Not to mention having two football teams with (essentially) the same name in a league of less than 10 teams. "Yeah, whatever. Just relax, put on some Rush and don't worry about it." should be the national motto.


Well y'know, not for about 16 years now. Not to mention just previous to that there were a few more teams in the league. So yeah, your argument is still very current and valid.

30 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
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