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   You just got married. Do you C) Drive across state lines to pick up a 17-year-old girl for your cute wife to have sex with (w/mugshots)

30 Nov 2012 01:05 AM   |   47984 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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pissedoffmick     
I was not offered that option.

29 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  
Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

29 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
GAT_00     
Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

29 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.


Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew

29 Nov 2012 11:42 PM
GAT_00     

R.A.Danny: GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew


No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky. The creepy 45 year old guy and his 20 years younger wife with a Daddy that never loved her were from Crossville, which confirms every stereotype I assigned to that town basically. I drive through it multiple times per year en route to Nashville.

29 Nov 2012 11:45 PM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
I just wanted to say I don't have a wife half my age who helps me bring home girls one third my age. And now my day is ruined because I know somebody out there does. Good thing there are only 15 minutes left in the day. Time to go to bed. Maybe tomorrow I'll get lucky.

29 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.


I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.

29 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
GAT_00     

R.A.Danny: GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.

I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.


And downstate Illinois is the same as Chicago. What's your point?

29 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
To the best of my knowledge, this would be legal in NY, as 17 is the age of consent here.

So, legal here, illegal and probably placed on a sex offender registry there.

30 Nov 2012 12:00 AM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  
Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?

Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...

30 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
Frederick    [TotalFark]  
FTFC(omments):

Did she know that two women can't have sex? Regardless, I love the old "I thought she was 18" excuse. That is older than dirt. Also, what type of person is this 17 year old to just drive off with strangers? Strange people in this world.

- Pak31, USA, 29/11/2012 19:57


Hillarious

30 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
styckx    [TotalFark]  
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30 Nov 2012 12:23 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.

30 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
Krieghund     
That dude must be rich.

30 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
Gyrfalcon     

R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.


She'll always remember it.

Both of them.

30 Nov 2012 01:07 AM
I AM THE GOAT     

Krieghund: That dude must be rich.


Or really hung

30 Nov 2012 01:08 AM
Fano     

R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.


Does the Mann Act still exist?

30 Nov 2012 01:08 AM
Spartacus Outlaw     

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]


I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.

30 Nov 2012 01:10 AM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Note that the "cute/hot" trollbait headline was nullified due to the fact that this wasn't a British chick

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30 Nov 2012 01:14 AM
Bio-nic     
That woman has a serious case of the crazy eyes, my friends.

30 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
filter     
Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

30 Nov 2012 01:16 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.

30 Nov 2012 01:17 AM
Sim Tree    [TotalFark]  

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


My friend, you have not seen nearly enough porn.

30 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Does the Mann Act still exist?


Yes, but its originally vague language has been refined to prohibit interstate transport of persons for purposes of prostitution or illegal sex acts... like sex with a minor.

30 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
pedobearapproved     
That actually sounds like option A), option C) is getting caught doing it

30 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
JesusJuice     
DO WANT

30 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.


He is my new hero

30 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
pedobearapproved     

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


I don't know, maybe if they scissor

30 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
log_jammin     
That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.

30 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
styckx    [TotalFark]  

Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.


Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute". Zoom out and she instantly gains an extra chromosome.

30 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
pedobearapproved     

log_jammin: That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.


you must not get out much, that's about average

30 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
KrispyKritter     

Fark Me To Tears: Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?

Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...


i love meatloaf and pudding night. always mashed taters & gravy plus corn on the side. choose between vanilla, chocolate or tapioca pudding. meal fit for a king.

/haven't been laid in forever

30 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
log_jammin     

styckx: Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute".


cute? Up close her face is 27 and devoid of a soul.

30 Nov 2012 01:23 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Is it just me or does homeboys wife look like she'd put on a mindblowing performance behind closed doors ??

- Dr. Rod Long , Longwood FL, United States, 30/11/2012 04:25


Awesome

30 Nov 2012 01:23 AM
log_jammin     

pedobearapproved: you must not get out much, that's about average


I have the internet. that's kinda like getting out.

30 Nov 2012 01:24 AM
missiv     

Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Does the Mann Act still exist?


I seem to recall some Viking football members were looking at Mann Act charges, for the party boating activities. Strippers, money, and carnal knowledge oh my!

30 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  
And why 'DUMBASS' tag?

30 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
BolloxReader     
Never cross borders. If 17 is legal in your state, get someone in your state. And if it's not, they will find something to throw at you.

Seriously, is there that much of a difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old? I mean we're talking the difference between someone in fall semester senior year versus spring semester. If it has to be her, hold the wedding after it's not prosecutable.

30 Nov 2012 01:27 AM
Apos     
The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.

30 Nov 2012 01:29 AM
Uniquely Common     
I'd be interested to know what "dating" site they used to meet her. In all reality they very well may have believed her to be 18 depending on how they actually met her. Still a really screwed up (and icky) situation, and unless they can prove she deceived them about her age they're screwed.

30 Nov 2012 01:29 AM
styckx    [TotalFark]  
Oh this begs another question. Is there ANY setting those type of flips flops are acceptable? Flip flops are annoying as shiat but those rubbing shiat ones they've been making since the 70's and sold at dollar stores are gross. The sound of moist scummy peeling off the grimy rubber sole every "flip" and that wet smack with every "flop" just skeeves me out completely.

30 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
rko281     
1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

30 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

Apos: The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.


Because of the genital warts?

30 Nov 2012 01:33 AM
kisseswookies     

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

30 Nov 2012 01:33 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.


Whowhatnow?

30 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.


Wow, I guess you have never seen a real woman naked up close.

30 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
Maysin     
Age of consent in Kentucky is 16...
Age of consent in Tennesee is 18...

This couple drove from Tennesee to Kentucky... Picked up a 17 year old (legal in Kentucky) and took her across state lines to Tennesee( Not legal and welcome to the Sex Offenders List)... Were all the shady pay by the hour motels full in Kentucky? These may be some of the dumbest people I have ever read about

/not condoning sex with a minor
//17 can consent IMHO
///You can't fix stupid

30 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
OgreMagi    [TotalFark]  

doglover: And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.


Forget the dishes. I want a girlfriend who will do me.

30 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
big sugi     
So, "married last August" is "newlywed?"

30 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
TV's Vinnie     
Why does the Mail obsess about Americans so much? Aren't there plenty of yobs and chavs to make fun of in the UK?

30 Nov 2012 01:42 AM
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