I was not offered that option.

Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew

R.A.Danny: GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew

No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky. The creepy 45 year old guy and his 20 years younger wife with a Daddy that never loved her were from Crossville, which confirms every stereotype I assigned to that town basically. I drive through it multiple times per year en route to Nashville.

I just wanted to say I don't have a wife half my age who helps me bring home girls one third my age. And now my day is ruined because I know somebody out there does. Good thing there are only 15 minutes left in the day. Time to go to bed. Maybe tomorrow I'll get lucky.

GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.

I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.

R.A.Danny: GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.

I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.

And downstate Illinois is the same as Chicago. What's your point?

To the best of my knowledge, this would be legal in NY, as 17 is the age of consent here.

So, legal here, illegal and probably placed on a sex offender registry there.

Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?

Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...

FTFC(omments):

Did she know that two women can't have sex? Regardless, I love the old "I thought she was 18" excuse. That is older than dirt. Also, what type of person is this 17 year old to just drive off with strangers? Strange people in this world.

- Pak31, USA, 29/11/2012 19:57

Hillarious

And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.

That dude must be rich.

R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

She'll always remember it.

Both of them.

Krieghund: That dude must be rich.

Or really hung

R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Does the Mann Act still exist?

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.

Note that the "cute/hot" trollbait headline was nullified due to the fact that this wasn't a British chick

That woman has a serious case of the crazy eyes, my friends.

Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

My friend, you have not seen nearly enough porn.

Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Does the Mann Act still exist?

Yes, but its originally vague language has been refined to prohibit interstate transport of persons for purposes of prostitution or illegal sex acts... like sex with a minor.

That actually sounds like option A), option C) is getting caught doing it

DO WANT

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.

He is my new hero

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

I don't know, maybe if they scissor

That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.

Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.

Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute". Zoom out and she instantly gains an extra chromosome.

log_jammin: That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.

you must not get out much, that's about average

Fark Me To Tears: Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?

Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...

i love meatloaf and pudding night. always mashed taters & gravy plus corn on the side. choose between vanilla, chocolate or tapioca pudding. meal fit for a king.

/haven't been laid in forever

styckx: Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute".

cute? Up close her face is 27 and devoid of a soul.

Is it just me or does homeboys wife look like she'd put on a mindblowing performance behind closed doors ??

- Dr. Rod Long , Longwood FL, United States, 30/11/2012 04:25


Awesome

pedobearapproved: you must not get out much, that's about average

I have the internet. that's kinda like getting out.

Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.

Does the Mann Act still exist?

I seem to recall some Viking football members were looking at Mann Act charges, for the party boating activities. Strippers, money, and carnal knowledge oh my!

And why 'DUMBASS' tag?

Never cross borders. If 17 is legal in your state, get someone in your state. And if it's not, they will find something to throw at you.

Seriously, is there that much of a difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old? I mean we're talking the difference between someone in fall semester senior year versus spring semester. If it has to be her, hold the wedding after it's not prosecutable.

The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.

I'd be interested to know what "dating" site they used to meet her. In all reality they very well may have believed her to be 18 depending on how they actually met her. Still a really screwed up (and icky) situation, and unless they can prove she deceived them about her age they're screwed.

Oh this begs another question. Is there ANY setting those type of flips flops are acceptable? Flip flops are annoying as shiat but those rubbing shiat ones they've been making since the 70's and sold at dollar stores are gross. The sound of moist scummy peeling off the grimy rubber sole every "flip" and that wet smack with every "flop" just skeeves me out completely.

1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

Apos: The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.

Because of the genital warts?

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

Whowhatnow?

Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.

Wow, I guess you have never seen a real woman naked up close.

Age of consent in Kentucky is 16...
Age of consent in Tennesee is 18...

This couple drove from Tennesee to Kentucky... Picked up a 17 year old (legal in Kentucky) and took her across state lines to Tennesee( Not legal and welcome to the Sex Offenders List)... Were all the shady pay by the hour motels full in Kentucky? These may be some of the dumbest people I have ever read about

/not condoning sex with a minor
//17 can consent IMHO
///You can't fix stupid

doglover: And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.

Forget the dishes. I want a girlfriend who will do me.

So, "married last August" is "newlywed?"

Why does the Mail obsess about Americans so much? Aren't there plenty of yobs and chavs to make fun of in the UK?