GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.
R.A.Danny: GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.Ew
GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.
R.A.Danny: GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.
R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.
Krieghund: That dude must be rich.
styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]
filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??
Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.Does the Mann Act still exist?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.
Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.
log_jammin: That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.
Fark Me To Tears: Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...
styckx: Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute".
pedobearapproved: you must not get out much, that's about average
Apos: The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.
rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.
doglover: And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.
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