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   French diplomat Dominique Strauss Kahn, the million dollar a second man

30 Nov 2012 11:56 AM   |   8110 clicks   |   France 24
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Six million? Damn, that's like NFL rape settlement money.

30 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once

30 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
Next time, spring for roses and a dinner.

/You're a bad man, DSK. Glad you got hit where it hurts.

30 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.

30 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
Nothing To See Here     
Keeping with the Theme,
He's off to In & Out Burger . . .

30 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Amos Quito     
SIX MILLION?

Oh the humanity!

30 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
LoneDoggie     
$1 per sperm?

30 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
spentmiles     
Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

30 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
occamswrist     

spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.


Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

30 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
Nothing To See Here     

occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.


I think you're getting off the track, Lionel.

30 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
tender     
Obviously not guilty.

30 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
gweilo8888     

Prey4reign: DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.


Prey4reign went for the most predictable joke on the planet, in keeping with the Fark tradition.

30 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
SnyderCat     
Well. I've managed to get myself knocked up again.

I cant help that my hubby is such a stud.

I'm due on Hanukkah.

3 boys and 3 girls.

Much joy.

/lap seat.

30 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
SnyderCat     

Prey4reign: DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.


Of course.

Canadian supermodel FTW.

30 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  

SurfaceTension: Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once


Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks hotel maids at once

/FTFY

30 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
carrion_luggage     
Looks like someone's got a case of the Lundis

SurfaceTension: Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once


Looks like someone's got a case of the Lundis!

30 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
zerkalo     
That's some pricey p**n, I don't care who you are

30 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
On-Off     

occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.


A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for realy deep-throat

30 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
KrispyKritter     

On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for realy deep-throat


i like it when they finally stop saying 'I love you' and just prove it over and over

30 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Aidan     

On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for really deep-throat


Ah, if only he still did that comic. *sigh*

30 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker     
Wow. Wasn't this a willing encounter and that is why NYC dropped the case? Good work if you can make it happen.

30 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
EdNortonsTwin     
So, $6M fits inside a 40lb box?

30 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
gerbilpox     
And this is why you make her swallow.

30 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
Theaetetus     

justanotherfarkinfarker: Wow. Wasn't this a willing encounter and that is why NYC dropped the case? Good work if you can make it happen.


Nah, just that the maid had credibility issues in her past which made it tough to convict anyone for raping her. It's highly unlikely it was a willing encounter - most people don't tear a rotator cuff while giving a beej.

30 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
garandman1a     
From what the NYPD & DSK said after the charges were dropped, I have to wonder... Where the hell does a maid get $6M to pay this guy?

30 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
No Such Agency     
SurfaceTension:
Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once

Yeah but when you're a sexual predator (which Strauss-Kahn is), you don't want 12 chicks willing to sleep with you, for any price. You want one that's genuinely unwilling. That's the sick truth.

30 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
stampylives     

Sybarite: Six million? Damn, that's like NFL rape settlement money.


average schmoe money : nfl money :: nfl money : dsk money

30 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
Sir_Farkalot     
It really sucks that our society prevents women with any issues in their past from getting justice against a rapist, then ridicules them when they have to resort to a civil case. 

I mean, seriously, how would you react if you got robbed while wearing a suit and the prosecutor told you that he couldn't get a conviction because you "looked rich?"

30 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
bunner     
So, greasy douchebag is OK as long as you can leave money on the dresser?

30 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Maynotlast     
(cough) guilty! (cough)

30 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
SnyderCat     

Aidan: On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for really deep-throat

Ah, if only he still did that comic. *sigh*


*eyeroll*

30 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
SnyderCat     

Maynotlast: (cough) guilty! (cough)


Maynotlast: (cough) guilty! (cough)


Yes, yes you are. my love.

I'm sure you are feeling much remosrse.

You can have morning sickness right along with me as a reward...


Or we could just have a chat about your drinking habits.

I gave that all up for pregnancy as requested. But Im not giving up the weed or the cigarettes.

30 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  

LoneDoggie: $1 per sperm?


Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
The judge shall make him pay for
Each sperm that can be found.

30 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
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