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   The perfect Xmas gift for the kittehs in your life: inflatable unicorn horns for cats, and just in time for Caturday (with bonus picture of a cat more cooperative than yours)

01 Dec 2012 03:48 AM   |   7947 clicks   |   Miami Herald
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
If this isn't a picture for someone's dating site profile, it really should be.

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30 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
fmcgalaxie500    [TotalFark]  
Two Caturday threads?

30 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  

fmcgalaxie500: Two Caturday threads?


Cat fight!

30 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
siyuntz    [TotalFark]  

fmcgalaxie500: Two Caturday threads?


Actually, it's one Caturday thread, and one Caterday thread.

30 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

siyuntz: fmcgalaxie500: Two Caturday threads?

Actually, it's one Caturday thread, and one Caterday thread.


Then when's Caterday?

30 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Snarfangel     

Sybarite: If this isn't a picture for someone's dating site profile, it really should be.

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She's just showing that she's still a virgin.

30 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
looks like a d

30 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
timujin    [TotalFark]  
A more realistic photo:
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/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.

30 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
spman    [TotalFark]  
The link seems to insist that I register for something before displaying content

30 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

timujin: A more realistic photo:
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/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.


Heh... yeah... cats love it, alright

/you can see it on their faces

30 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

timujin: A more realistic photo:
[mcphee.com image 400x400] 

/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.


That cat is gonna murder their owner while he/she is asleep.

30 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: timujin: A more realistic photo:
[mcphee.com image 400x400] 

/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.

That cat is gonna murder their owner while he/she is asleep.


I know better than to humiliate my cats like that

/I'm outnumbered

30 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
siyuntz    [TotalFark]  

FriarReb98: siyuntz: fmcgalaxie500: Two Caturday threads?

Actually, it's one Caturday thread, and one Caterday thread.

Then when's Caterday?


On Caturday

30 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
I see they make inflatable rhinoceros horns as well.

30 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
laulaja    [TotalFark]  
Never votied against a Caturday or Caterday link before, but felt had to this time.
Not in this world or any subsequent!!!
Now if I cd just find my camera, Creatively Filed once more --- grumble grouse
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credit to Shaving of Occam, Ago.

30 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
What's next? A rhino horn for budgies?

30 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
lysdexic     
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30 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: timujin: A more realistic photo:
[mcphee.com image 400x400] 

/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.

That cat is gonna murder their owner while he/she is asleep.


Mapes, what the hell is going on with the Caturday threads?

30 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: timujin: A more realistic photo:
[mcphee.com image 400x400] 

/goddamnitsomuchyoumotherfarkingassho le.

That cat is gonna murder their owner while he/she is asleep.

Mapes, what the hell is going on with the Caturday threads?




I dunno, maybe somebody has Caturday Night Fever.

For the record, the official Caturday thread is the one at the top of the Greenlit links queue. The one about Perla.

30 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
cretinbob     
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30 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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30 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 400x235]


Three if you're counting the Little Mews thread in the FarkUs tab.

30 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
lysdexic     
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30 Nov 2012 08:22 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     
I'm nursing some truly impressive scratches i received from Pratchett because I had the temerity to leave them for Thanksgiving. I think he'd chew open my carotid if I tried something like that.

30 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
Podmore    [TotalFark]  
Person 1: I've got this great idea, we can make unicorn horns for cats!

Person 2: That's a terrible idea. The cats will hate them and most cat owners will realize that, so we wouldn't sell very many.

Person 1: We can make them inflatable! That way, the cats will pop them the first time around and the dumb owners will keep buying them!

30 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Badgers     
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01 Dec 2012 03:52 AM
Darkraven     
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01 Dec 2012 04:03 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
That chick has a dildo strapped to her head, and so does her cat.

01 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
smadge1     
Definitely the best meme for the season

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01 Dec 2012 04:17 AM
Gyrfalcon     
No thanks, I want to live till New Year's.

01 Dec 2012 04:26 AM
starsrift     
Oh, man. I should totally do this and set mah kitteh up next to her purple unicorn stuffed animal friend. She'll hate me forever!

Until dinner time.

01 Dec 2012 04:42 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
Honestly how long till most cats destory that silly thing

01 Dec 2012 05:03 AM
RealFarknMcCoy2     
You should never subject a kitty to such shenanigans...
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(Please note the forward-pointing whiskers - he was purring away!)

01 Dec 2012 05:07 AM
Dezilith     

Sybarite: If this isn't a picture for someone's dating site profile, it really should be.


I saw this in my Archie McPhee catalogue... I automatically wanted to order one for my sisters cat.
/Order one for my cats?! Pshh. What are you, crazy?

01 Dec 2012 06:09 AM
turbocucumber    [TotalFark]  
Reminds me of this:
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Complete with cat's look saying "Try this and you're dead".

01 Dec 2012 06:46 AM
laundress     
Jimmy the angry kitty. Actually, I think he was caught mid-yawn, but still, SO ANGRY!

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01 Dec 2012 06:55 AM
laundress     
Brotherly love

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01 Dec 2012 07:16 AM
Rattlehead     
Our cats (Cleo pictured here) aren't too bright.

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01 Dec 2012 07:17 AM
Beulah Balbricker     
There is no way in farking hell that I would put a silly unicorn horn on my cat. This is my cat.....


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01 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
devine     
Dave Barry is still alive?

01 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
TheOriginalEd     
Inflatable anything + cats = popped thing.

01 Dec 2012 08:51 AM
grokca    [TotalFark]  

Rattlehead: Our cats (Cleo pictured here) aren't too bright.

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She doesn't like to sleep in the wet spot.

01 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
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01 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
Fibro     
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01 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
i upped my meds-up yours     

Snarfangel: Sybarite: If this isn't a picture for someone's dating site profile, it really should be.

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She's just showing that she's still a virgin.


SO. MUCH. PUSSY.

01 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Strangely, PETA has no problem with this obvious case of animal abuse.

01 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
daffy     
Dress up a cat....Dats a scratchin.

01 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

daffy: Dress up a cat....Dats a scratchin.


Dress up a cat....Dats a scratchinDats being murdered in your sleep.

FTFY

01 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
DaCaptain19     
With helpful photo of what a girl with a inflatable unicorn horn may look like.

01 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
flucto    [TotalFark]  
Wow 4 votes against kitty unicorn horns. I had no idea Caturday is such SERIOUS BUSINESS.

01 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
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