So THAT'S what happened to the unicorn?

They taste better than tree bark I guess ...

I am sure they have Photoshop artists from Iran working on it now.

North Korea really is Best Korea...

'lil (big) Kim sure would look sexy riding a unicorn.

You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn

A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

Great, now the US is going to invade Best Korea in order to secure this vital Unicorn resource. This is Obama's Operation Iraqi Freedom!

Equestria??

occamswrist: North Korea really is Best Korea...

doesn't that violate Worthington's Law?

I can't wait to troll Free Republic when they inevitably mock this article by spamming all the WND articles they've linked to about Noah's Ark and the Shroud of Turin.

That's completely ridiculous. Our western religions know the truth:

BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

Subby meant unicorn liars.

BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

"...in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City..."

Well there you go then, Unicorns lived in Moran Hill.

/get a brain!

Best Korea Unicorn lair or liar?

"What do you mean, 'We're out of Unicorn burgers?'"

"The DPRK has reportedly claimed that in the event of full-scale invasion by the ROK, the unicorn's protective magics will repel any ballistic missiles aimed at their Glorious Kingdom."

FTA : this is the same country with news agencies telling their people that mountains cried... when Kim Jong-il died



They kind of look like Korean mountains.

I just dont get why Not Best Korea doesnt give it another go at these dillweeds. Im sure they could rally the people of Best to their side, by just giving them access to real information. Any story i read about Best always leaves me scratching my head, like, how is this even possible?

dallylamma: Great, now the US is going to invade Best Korea in order to secure this vital Unicorn resource. This is Obama's Operation Iraqi Freedom!

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We cannot allow the unicorn gap to grow!

What are the odds it's named Butt-Stalion and made of diamond?

Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.

Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

This?

Ah.. there still might be hope...

Link

So that's what happened to Sombra.

Mog32Kupo: You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn

I thought only virgins could ride unicorns



Oh...

So that is where King Sombrero, i mean King Sombra, hid the Crystal Heart!

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.

I_C_Weener: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.

Retractable fangs?

/probably venomous

enochianwolf: I_C_Weener: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.

Retractable fangs?

/probably venomous


Dew claw?

DMZ DEATH: I just dont get why Not Best Korea doesnt give it another go at these dillweeds. Im sure they could rally the people of Best to their side, by just giving them access to real information. Any story i read about Best always leaves me scratching my head, like, how is this even possible?

Because NK could probably do a lot of collateral damage if it actually came to blows, and they threaten full-out atomic fury every year when civilian activists float balloons over the border.

That, and China's trying to get some shut-eye.

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"What do you mean, 'We're out of Unicorn burgers?'"

A rectangular rock carved with the words 'unicorn lair' stands in front of the lair.

Hey guys, this looks legit.

Mega Steve: Mog32Kupo: You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn

I thought only virgins could ride unicorns

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Oh...

Awwww, he wooks wike a widdle chubby baby!

/Who's a cute widdle despot?
//You are!!!

I think Kimmy needs to update his closet. Mao jackets are so OUT. He needs to get with the times and dress snazzy like his contemporaries over in China

They found the unicorn lair; because they found a rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" written on it.

Ok, then I just found the lair of the Gangnam Style; because I found the video on YouTube.

/ Why yes, I am currently screaming at a girl's ass; how did you know?

To fully understand what's going on here, you have to follow the link in TFA to the Worst Korea site that describes these creatures, and translate, to wit:

Since been described in the literature preached the end of the giraffe fantasy elements were added. Phoenix, like a giraffe that appeared was more regarded auspicious auspicious look Especially when you see the groups with an adult or appear to pre-announce its signs. Generous time survey moat (说文解字)] look at the giraffe, unicorn horns sprouting in one on the forehead to the end of the Flesh, is a different beast was hurt argument (仁 兽) and ordinal (瑞兽) said.

[(诗经)] around the footed kick and they receive easy and bumping horns, forehead giraffe not only toxic and would not this his - the character is described as [Gwangah (广 雅)] ", faded harboring palm (钟 吕) contained in the sound without touching the live worms on occasion, how to hit catwalks, to discourage sprouting grass and not fall into the trap without on the net, it does not take Fit deportment statutes appear bright wages behave natananeunde furry beast 360 among other things, the head of the giraffe. " This giraffe was recognized as auspicious animals of notice to the mild nature and the advent of the era of peaceful and prosperous uh eojil

With the virtue of Confucian Confucius giraffe often insinuating expression, and are seen as a symbol. Had Confucius Confucius's mother appeared the great sages of this world flows alerted the giraffe, when Confucius died on the train fry wounded by the death notice that conveys.

BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

Damn, li'l Kimmy is workin' on some *serious* George Lucas neck....

Just a reminder: if you're bored at work, KCNA is always good for a few laughs. Their reports are often along the lines of "There is this commentary piece in our state-run newspaper that denounces X. Therefore X faces scathing criticism from abroad."

It's truely most enlightening.

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


teehee

unicorn bot larva.... lodged in my skull....consiousness filled with shrieking rainbows....and the smell of vanilla......mom?

occamswrist: North Korea really is Best Korea bat-farking-shiat insane...

FTF everyone.

Tickle Mittens: What are the odds it's named Butt-Stalion and made of diamond?

It was probabably killed off by roving packs of Bonerfarts

Shun the non-believer! Shhhuuuuunnnnnnn!

I wish we would start doing "Berlin Airlift"-style supply drops on North Korea. And supplement it with weapon-drops to the citizenry.

North Koreans live in a real-life sci-fi dystopia. It's ridiculous and horrible and sad.

buckler: To fully understand what's going on here, you have to follow the link in TFA to the Worst Korea site that describes these creatures, and translate, to wit:

Since been described in the literature preached the end of the giraffe fantasy elements were added. Phoenix, like a giraffe that appeared was more regarded auspicious auspicious look Especially when you see the groups with an adult or appear to pre-announce its signs. Generous time survey moat (说文解字)] look at the giraffe, unicorn horns sprouting in one on the forehead to the end of the Flesh, is a different beast was hurt argument (仁 兽) and ordinal (瑞兽) said.

[(诗经)] around the footed kick and they receive easy and bumping horns, forehead giraffe not only toxic and would not this his - the character is described as [Gwangah (广 雅)] ", faded harboring palm (钟 吕) contained in the sound without touching the live worms on occasion, how to hit catwalks, to discourage sprouting grass and not fall into the trap without on the net, it does not take Fit deportment statutes appear bright wages behave natananeunde furry beast 360 among other things, the head of the giraffe. " This giraffe was recognized as auspicious animals of notice to the mild nature and the advent of the era of peaceful and prosperous uh eojil

With the virtue of Confucian Confucius giraffe often insinuating expression, and are seen as a symbol. Had Confucius Confucius's mother appeared the great sages of this world flows alerted the giraffe, when Confucius died on the train fry wounded by the death notice that conveys.

Well, that clears it all up. Thanks!

I_C_Weener: Dew claw?

The most useless of all claws...
 

/threadjack

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