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NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.
kdogg73: The toilet paper is being donating to a nearby charity because it doesn't fit the school's dispensers.[www.whyboysneedparents.com image 417x281]Ya, well, things have changed since you left.
pute kisses like a man: NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.as a person who suffered some assholes in my day, I'd rather they don't apologize.my reasons are varied and somewhat contradictory, but i figure, when you have alternative and contradictory justifications, that just means you're super right. you're right even if you're wrong.
cgraves67: He gave a box of TP, but it didn't fit in the rollers, so they had to give it away. Don't you hate gifts like that? I don't blame the guy though. The manufacturer of the TP dispensers probably made their design so that only their proprietary TP rolls would fit in it.
special20: FTFA: "...a new dedication to Christian faith led to the deed."I knew it was something dumb like that... either one of the 12 steps from AA, or the worst case such as sky wizard worship.Just move on. Don't do it again. I'm glad the person can sleep at night now, but he or she is a putz IMHO.
groppet: Years ago at my old job when they were consolidating offices 4 people that purchased supplies for 4 different offices all decided to order toilet paper on the same day. God knows how much showed up but it was a LOT. I eneded up stuffing it in every closet, cabinet and empty cube I could find and I still had a ton. I ended up bringing it home and stuffing it in a closet. I would bring it in when I could find space. By the time I was laid off I still had a lot I just added it to my severance. Took me years to go through it all. I need to find pics of it stuffed in my closet.
punkhippie: Hey, but it works if you work it, right?
dabbletech: Eastern New Mexico diplomas come in rolls?
AndreMA: The irony is that the school probably replaced their dispensers with more secure ones that take the proprietary rolls because of thefts like the one described...
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