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   "You know what. I feel guilty about a toilet paper prank back in my college days so I am going to send the school some to make things right"

30 Nov 2012 04:30 PM   |   5426 clicks   |   Yahoo
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
When I stole the school's toilet paper, it was for entirely practical reasons. I decided it was covered under one of the more ambiguous "fee" headings on my itemized tuition bill.

30 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
Grapple     
can you spare a square?

30 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
cgraves67     
He gave a box of TP, but it didn't fit in the rollers, so they had to give it away. Don't you hate gifts like that? I don't blame the guy though. The manufacturer of the TP dispensers probably made their design so that only their proprietary TP rolls would fit in it.

30 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
NannyStatePark     
This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.

30 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
dabbletech     
Eastern New Mexico diplomas come in rolls?

30 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
whosits_112    [TotalFark]  
Modified wooden toilet roll holder? Wow, just wow...

30 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
MBooda     
...but he sent it all in separate sheets...

30 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
Somaticasual     
Must not say it was a crappy thing to do..Must not say it was a crappy thing to do..

30 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
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He can certainly use the TP for his bunghole.

30 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
LovingTeacher     
Stealing the TP isn't really all that bad, now removing several rolls of toilet paper, impregnating them with the oil from poison oak leaves and putting the rolls back would be BAD.

/this is NOT a suggestion

30 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
pute kisses like a man     

NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.


as a person who suffered some assholes in my day, I'd rather they don't apologize.

my reasons are varied and somewhat contradictory, but i figure, when you have alternative and contradictory justifications, that just means you're super right. you're right even if you're wrong.

30 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
kdogg73     
The toilet paper is being donating to a nearby charity because it doesn't fit the school's dispensers.

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Ya, well, things have changed since you left.

30 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
Amos Quito     

kdogg73: The toilet paper is being donating to a nearby charity because it doesn't fit the school's dispensers.

[www.whyboysneedparents.com image 417x281]

Ya, well, things have changed since you left.



FARK OPINION POLL: Who is your favorite Toilet Paper Charity?

30 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
NannyStatePark     

pute kisses like a man: NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.

as a person who suffered some assholes in my day, I'd rather they don't apologize.

my reasons are varied and somewhat contradictory, but i figure, when you have alternative and contradictory justifications, that just means you're super right. you're right even if you're wrong.


I was hazed just shy of Carrie in school until I turned 14 and gorgeous, and promptly refused to date anyone I'd gone to middle school with. Those farkers can marinate in their guilt.

30 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
AndreMA     

cgraves67: He gave a box of TP, but it didn't fit in the rollers, so they had to give it away. Don't you hate gifts like that? I don't blame the guy though. The manufacturer of the TP dispensers probably made their design so that only their proprietary TP rolls would fit in it.


The irony is that the school probably replaced their dispensers with more secure ones that take the proprietary rolls because of thefts like the one described...

30 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
The stuff he sent is waaaaaay better than the shiatty TP the state buys for us. You can see through the stuff!

30 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Nothing To See Here     
A-hole's conscience wiped clean.

30 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
Happy Hours     
Oh lord - am I supposed to feel guilty now?

I stole a case - a big case of toilet paper when I was a freshman living in university housing.

I think most of it got throw around the neighborhood too.

I did a lot worse shiat than that though, so I guess I shouldn't feel too bad about the toilet paper.

30 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: "...a new dedication to Christian faith led to the deed."

I knew it was something dumb like that... either one of the 12 steps from AA, or the worst case such as sky wizard worship.

Just move on. Don't do it again. I'm glad the person can sleep at night now, but he or she is a putz IMHO.

30 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
Somaticasual     

NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.


Why chide a good deed, though? That's what we should be encouraging in the GTA(tm) generation..

30 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
punkhippie     

special20: FTFA: "...a new dedication to Christian faith led to the deed."

I knew it was something dumb like that... either one of the 12 steps from AA, or the worst case such as sky wizard worship.

Just move on. Don't do it again. I'm glad the person can sleep at night now, but he or she is a putz IMHO.


The whole point of the apology shiat in the12-step racket is to get the suckers to feel really bad about themselves. Not only do they have to dredge up every stupid thing they did, they have to go apologize for it even though nobody wants their apologies. So then they feel really bad and they need the sky god to make everything better, except he doesn't. Rinse, repeat.

Hey, but it works if you work it, right?

30 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
groppet     
Years ago at my old job when they were consolidating offices 4 people that purchased supplies for 4 different offices all decided to order toilet paper on the same day. God knows how much showed up but it was a LOT. I eneded up stuffing it in every closet, cabinet and empty cube I could find and I still had a ton. I ended up bringing it home and stuffing it in a closet. I would bring it in when I could find space. By the time I was laid off I still had a lot I just added it to my severance. Took me years to go through it all. I need to find pics of it stuffed in my closet.

30 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
PostApocalypticTribe     
being donating.

BEING DONATING

30 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
Happy Hours     

groppet: Years ago at my old job when they were consolidating offices 4 people that purchased supplies for 4 different offices all decided to order toilet paper on the same day. God knows how much showed up but it was a LOT. I eneded up stuffing it in every closet, cabinet and empty cube I could find and I still had a ton. I ended up bringing it home and stuffing it in a closet. I would bring it in when I could find space. By the time I was laid off I still had a lot I just added it to my severance. Took me years to go through it all. I need to find pics of it stuffed in my closet.


It's okay - I can imagine. I usually buy a years worth of toilet paper at a time. I buy the the big package - 24 rolls or something like that. When you only buy toilet paper once a year you forget what brand you like and sometimes that is a drag because I can't remember if it was Charmin or Northern Lights.or Angel Dust. If the toilet paper companies were smart they'd put their logo on the cardboard tube so I could remember what to buy when I ran out.

30 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

punkhippie: Hey, but it works if you work it, right?


...are you lookin at me, hippie?

30 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
sanriosucks     
Crap. My alma mater makes the news and it's for this.
Go greyhounds!

30 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
dutchmang     
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30 Nov 2012 07:05 PM
sanriosucks     

dabbletech: Eastern New Mexico diplomas come in rolls?


No. Toilet paper has a known use. A bs from enmu, not so much....

30 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
WelldeadLink     

AndreMA: The irony is that the school probably replaced their dispensers with more secure ones that take the proprietary rolls because of thefts like the one described...


So it's OK now to send him the bill.

30 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
brimed03    [TotalFark]  
Friend of mine scooped the water out of a college toilet bowl, pinched a loaf in it, stuck a lit M-80 in that, and closed the door.

Poop. Poop, everywhere.

/felt pretty bad after but not enough to clean it up

30 Nov 2012 08:25 PM
whatisaidwas     
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WJW?

30 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
Angry Buddha     

NannyStatePark: This reminds me of those people who think they will die drunk if they don't track down Polly Prissypants and apologize for calling her a biatch in third grade.


I love your handle and the awful cynicism of your post. You've brightened my morning and made my hangover just a bit more bearable. Thank you.

01 Dec 2012 08:32 AM
Sugarloafer     
I think that this is lovely and win all around.

01 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
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