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   Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted

30 Nov 2012 12:55 PM   |   11215 clicks   |   International Business Times
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Brick-House     
Fuk a Duck

30 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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NASAM     
1.bp.blogspot.com

30 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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wambu     
A little chicken never hurt anybody.

i.imgur.com

30 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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Greil     
so they found Rush Limbaugh's house?

30 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
Death by rock hard cock!

30 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  
. . . and THIS is why your safe word should never be a bloodcurdling scream.

30 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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BigLuca     
That's definitely a party fowl.

30 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

30 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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Random Anonymous Blackmail     
LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.

30 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.

30 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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stuffy     
Li's dungeon was discovered after one of his victims escaped and reported her captor to the police.

Never underestimate the need for a good Padlock.

30 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
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gravebayne2    [TotalFark]  
they are moving up in the world. used to be if the escaped prisoner told police she would have been returned to her cage.

30 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
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BigLuca     

Random Anonymous Blackmail: LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.


Well that's good news. I know a few soccer moms I would like to beat to death with a chicken.

30 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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NexusSix     
Wow, and I'm mad at my Dungeon Master when he ends a game just a couple hundred XP short of the next level.

30 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
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ertznay     
Crackers approves.

30 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
In communist China chicken chokes you.

30 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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You Idiots    [TotalFark]  
WHAT'S THE CLUCKING SAFEWORD?!

30 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

30 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
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CrappityCrap     
If there's anything China knows how to do, it's swiftly putting to death sick farks like this. And they waste no time at it either! Good riddance.

30 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
wonder how this jackass was caught. if you play The Collector by yourself make certain your hobby will be exposed upon your demise so playtoys don't starve to death.

30 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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LeroyBourne     

Random Anonymous Blackmail: LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.


touche
and then there's this. nsfw language
Link

30 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.

30 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
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Carn     
So, in an odd turn of events, they got farked by the chicken?

30 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
blogs.villagevoice.com
What a murder weapon may look like.

30 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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EdNortonsTwin     
I hope no animals were injured or killed.

30 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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Apos     
Henan Province, China. Today.

www.getcampbell.com

"Li Hao?"


"You are...American,right? 'Yankee'! What you want?"

"Your life."

"You are too late: I am already scheduled to die."

"I know."

img149.imageshack.us

30 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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diaphoresis     
Wow... this falls under the category: you can't make up shiat like this... it's too farked up.

AdolfOliverPanties: I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.


No, but it has Bill Clinton written all over it. Upgraded from cigars, I guess.

LeroyBourne: Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.


QFT

30 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
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zulius     
Don't judge me...

30 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
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Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy     
i.imgur.com

30 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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Archie Goodwin     
Love you wrong time.

30 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
Good christ that is farking sick.

30 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
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gerbilpox     
Li Hao, 35, was found guilty of murder, rape, organised prostitution, illegal detention and spreading pornography for profit.

Sick bastard.

/and one moving violation

30 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
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badaboom     

30 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
This kind of thing happens all the time in Bangkok.

30 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
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DORMAMU     
So the victims gelt peckish as they died?

30 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
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SmellsLikePoo     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.


was that a minecraft reference?

30 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
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cgraves67     

gerbilpox: Li Hao, 35, was found guilty of murder, rape, organised prostitution, illegal detention and spreading pornography for profit.

Sick bastard.

/and one moving violation


spreading porn altruistically is ok though

30 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Q. Why'd the pervert cross the road?
A. He couldn't get his dick of the the chicken.

/old but classic....

30 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
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monoski     
Sounds like a Jon Waters movie.

30 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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pute kisses like a man     

diaphoresis: Wow... this falls under the category: you can't make up shiat like this... it's too farked up.

AdolfOliverPanties: I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.

No, but it has Bill Clinton written all over it. Upgraded from cigars, I guess.

LeroyBourne: Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

QFT


well, in the states, duress/intimidation/threats/etc are not an excuse for murder... they are an excuse for pretty much every other crime, but not murder. although, there would probably other defenses that would let them off.  like the old, holy shiat, that shiat is farked up defense.

30 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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Lollipop165     
FTA: Two of the women were killed while they were kept in the dungeon. Three more of Li's prisoners were also found guilty of murder; in one case Li had instructed the women to kill.

The court allowed the women leniency for committing these crimes as they took place under extreme circumstances - one received a three year jail sentence and the other two were put on probation.


Seriously? I mean.... c'mon there China.

30 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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Bubrubb     

ertznay: Crackers approves.


Chickens! Why is it always CHICKENS!!!

30 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
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uncleacid     
Tickle your ass with a feather?

30 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
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badaboom     

uncleacid: Tickle your ass with a feather?


It's particularly nasty weather

30 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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evilmrsock     

badaboom: uncleacid: Tickle your ass with a feather?

It's particularly nasty weather


I SAID IT'S RAINING LIKE A fark OUTSIDE

30 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
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BronyMedic     
Well, to be fair, we submissive people do like being beaten with cock.

/Didn't rtfa, clearly.
//Human Trafficing does not equal BDSM, it's a joke.

30 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

SmellsLikePoo: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.

was that a minecraft reference?


Yes. It was the first thing that came to mind when the article started talking about digging.  I have a bit of an addiction, you see.

30 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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way south     
Maybe I'm the most unimaginative bastard out there, but of all the things I'd use a sex slave for this certainly wasn't on the list.

/I'd have her make me a sammich... Every day.
/with three sex slaves, I'd get THREE sammichs at a time!
/or two sammichs a and a beer.
/one sammich, one beer, and one to bring me the remote.
/I'll be in my bunk.

30 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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Meatybrain    [TotalFark]  
The REAL perversion is instant-on goddam farking video ads.

30 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     

way south: Maybe I'm the most unimaginative bastard out there, but of all the things I'd use a sex slave for this certainly wasn't on the list.

/I'd have her make me a sammich... Every day.
/with three sex slaves, I'd get THREE sammichs at a time!
/or two sammichs a and a beer.
/one sammich, one beer, and one to bring me the remote.
/I'll be in my bunk.


So what you want is a bang-maid

30 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
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