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30 Nov 2012 02:08 PM   |   30764 clicks   |   Gizmodo
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
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30 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.

30 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Quaid....start the reactor....

30 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
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utsagrad123    [TotalFark]  
Of course they chose white chocolate

30 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
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SnakeLee    [TotalFark]  
They have forcep marks on the head, did they use a real aborted baby to make the molds for that? I would still eat the shiat out of that though, their chocolate gets good reviews. Preferably literally too, because maybe they would use dark chocolate for it and I like that better

30 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
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"It'll do in a pinch."

30 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
I think I found stocking stuffers for the kids.

30 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
OPEN YOUR MIND TO KUATO!

30 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
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Slaxl    [TotalFark]  
Awesome, i'm hungry now.

30 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
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markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
I warned Cadbury that their lame-ass attempts to use Gollum as a Hobbit marketing tie-in would be a miserable disaster, but did they listen to me?? NOOOO..

30 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

30 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
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tnpir     

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Winner. Shut the thread down.

30 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
WHITE Chocolate baby?

That's racist.

/and downright horrifying

30 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
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30 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
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Evil Mackerel     
Looks like Shane and Lori's baby.

30 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.


And marzipan. Ropey marzipan.

30 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
If there was ever an example of "things that make me happy", this is it.

30 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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Nothing To See Here     

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Derek Jeter belongs in the Sports Tab

30 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
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abhorrent1     
Babies are NOT awesome.

30 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  
Needs more placenta

30 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
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30 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
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30 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
If they did it with milk chocolate it would have still been disturbing but it would have actually been yummy instead of gross.

30 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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Apos     
*scans headline*

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30 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
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cryinoutloud     
White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

30 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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CygnusDarius     

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Came here to post this, so I guess I'm just gonna go with this instead.

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30 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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MaliFinn    [TotalFark]  
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30 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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luthia     

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Mr Cohagen would like to talk to you.

30 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
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minoridiot    [TotalFark]  
Looks like Kuato from Total Recall.

30 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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LeroyBourne     

basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........


You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.

30 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Well, that is certainly disgusting. Hey, I have it! If these are supposed to be the cure for chocoholics, what if they made little while chocolate baby penis and vaginas to cure pedos?

30 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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Farkengruven     
What? A simple blender is too good for you?

30 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
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Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy     
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30 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
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BronyMedic     
Hey. You know a modest proposal was satire right?! Not a real life how-to suggestion!!

30 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
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Amos Quito     

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate



Had it been dark chocolate, this thread would have 400 posts by now.

30 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
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FarkinHostile     
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30 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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Sheshley     
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30 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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ltdanman44     
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First thing I thought of

30 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
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cgraves67     
I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.

30 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
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Mega Steve     
And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

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30 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
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Sheshley     
damn it

30 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
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FarkinHostile     

Sheshley: damn it


We are old.

:)

30 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
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luthia     

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]


Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]


Sheshley: damn it


FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)


I'm so happy I saw that happen.

30 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
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uncleacid     
For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.

30 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
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hogans     
Chocolate babies?

/Link hot like Rita Moreno

30 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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JackieRabbit     

uncleacid: For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.


Now why you reckon dat is, massah?

30 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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funk_soul_bubby     

luthia: FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]

Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]

Sheshley: damn it

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)

I'm so happy I saw that happen.


Four seconds away from making Fark asplode.

30 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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Millennium     
I'd ask who the heck comes up with things like this, but I've played Drakengard.

/first M-rated game to actually deserve the rating

30 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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4nik8tor     
The cloudy/cataract dead eyes are a nice touch. I certainly hope these are filled with something...maybe a custard or angel food cake with cherry syrup added for effect.

30 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.


Yeah, I mean who would want white "chocolate?" That sh*t is gross!

30 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
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