| Mt. Shasta may receive a record-shattering 218 inches of global warming this weekend |
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| RodneyToady That's pretty McNasty. |
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| Rev.K In other news, subby might solve the long-standing mystery of his itchy asshole and smelly brown finger. |
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| RobertBruce Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years. |
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| cameroncrazy1984
RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years. It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier. |
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| Dinki cameroncrazy1984: Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. freezes at altitude? AHAH! So you admit global WARMING is a myth!!! |
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| GAT_00
cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years. It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier. Moisture? Atmosphere? Stupid lib. It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us. Any true conservative who knows the REAL facts knows that. |
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| Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer GAT_00: It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us Furthermore 6000 years worth of dandruff is exactly 218 inches. That's science, my friend. |
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| Snarfangel
Run for your lives! The glaciers are coming! |
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| GAT_00
Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: GAT_00: It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us Furthermore 6000 years worth of dandruff is exactly 218 inches. That's science, my friend. And it's why it snows exactly the same amount every year; no more, no less. That's how we know it's all God's Plan, and how there cannot possibly be climate change. |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground |
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| Elzar
Insane Clown Posse-like headline detected... / you can't argue with conservative logick |
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| FlashHarry lol. subtard doesn't understand the difference between climate and weather! |
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| JerseyTim Is it regular or Diet Shasta? |
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| dethmagnetic
HURR IT SNOWED SO GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE DURRRR |
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| ac982000 GAT_00: Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: GAT_00: It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us Furthermore 6000 years worth of dandruff is exactly 218 inches. That's science, my friend. And it's why it snows exactly the same amount every year; no more, no less. That's how we know it's all God's Plan, and how there cannot possibly be climate change. potential troll of the year award? Had to check profile though to make sure wasn't serious, once I saw the dinosaurs I was confident in my assumption |
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| Contrabulous Flabtraption MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground You live up in Gtown? I might be in your neck of the woods tomorrow getting my christmas tree |
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| kmmontandon
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground Don't worry, it'll all wind up in the Valley. Yolo Bypass will look like an ocean by Tuesday. The runoff around here is incredible, and it's only the second day. |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk Contrabulous Flabtraption: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground You live up in Gtown? I might be in your neck of the woods tomorrow getting my christmas tree Well, if you're up for a beer, I'll buy :) |
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| give me doughnuts
kmmontandon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground Don't worry, it'll all wind up in the Valley. Yolo Bypass will look like an ocean by Tuesday. The runoff around here is incredible, and it's only the second day. Too bad it all can't be piped south. The Salten Sea could use a few million gallons. Actually, it could use a few billion gallons. |
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| Contrabulous Flabtraption MaudlinMutantMollusk: Contrabulous Flabtraption: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground You live up in Gtown? I might be in your neck of the woods tomorrow getting my christmas tree Well, if you're up for a beer, I'll buy :) Did that bar up there ever get back their stuffed cougar or whatever it was? |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk Just saw the 24 hour rainfall total for Georgetown: as of 11:00 AM, it was 8.34 inches. /Yeah, I don't think 20" is out of the question |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk Contrabulous Flabtraption: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Contrabulous Flabtraption: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place /glad it's on high ground You live up in Gtown? I might be in your neck of the woods tomorrow getting my christmas tree Well, if you're up for a beer, I'll buy :) Did that bar up there ever get back their stuffed cougar or whatever it was? It was a wolverine. No, F&G has it in their rec room now /still a cool bar, though //Georgetown Hotel |
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| wee If only "climate" had anything whatsoever to do with "weather"... |
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| zarberg
I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face. |
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| Lando Lincoln The note I leave behind after I go on a murderous rampage will read: "I did it because people can't understand the difference between weather and global climate change." |
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| Rug Doctor
It's getting to the point that I blame the mods for these headlines. Some people probably found this joke funny the first dozen or so times, but even they must be tired of it by now. |
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| IamSporko
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| skullkrusher
zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face. it's "Don't talk about thermodynamics". Duh |
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| skullkrusher
FlashHarry: lol. subtard doesn't understand the difference between climate and weather! lol you have no sense of humor! +1 subby. Haterz gonna hate |
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| tricycleracer
'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the Shasta |
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| MyRandomName
cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years. It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier. I remember this when forecasters predicted more hurricanes every year for the same reason. Damn those reduced numbers per year. |
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| Notabunny What's the conversion rate for inches to boda bags? |
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| jst3p
Clicked for the butthurt people trolled by obvious headline. |
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| badaboom
Lando Lincoln: The note I leave behind after I go on a murderous rampage will read: "I did it because people can't understand the difference between weather and global climate change." And my note will say "because people can't understand what a prediction is and how it is based on variables that may or may not be valid" |
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| jst3p
tricycleracer: 'Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the Shasta My voice sounds sweet, cuz it hasta! /internet fist bump |
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| skullkrusher
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| cryinoutloud
Please don't take it all and send some this way. We're still short. And do you know what week-old half-melted snow looks like? Bleh. Rug Doctor: It's getting to the point that I blame the mods for these headlines. Some people probably found this joke funny the first dozen or so times, but even they must be tired of it by now. I got one of my very few greens using a variation of this. And that was.... several years ago. |
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| dabbletech
zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face. You need a hobby. |
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| ladyfortuna
Ok, as much as I love weather.com, someone needs to get fired or at least reprimanded for this garbage: The Thursday morning National Weather Service summit forecast for Shasta predicted an incredible 33 to 39 inches of snow -- just for Thursday alone. (By comparison, Atlanta, Ga., has reported 38.9 inches of snow since March 1, 1989 -- a period of over 23 years.) You can't logically compare a freaking MOUNTAIN top with Atlanta, Georgia. No shiat, a city in the US south gets less snow than a mountain in the PNW/Cascades? /weather rage |
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| cubic_spleen
It's not a troll thread if the headline reflects what Republicans really believe. |
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| havocmike
Troll headline, or legit derp? hmm.. |
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| AbbeySomeone
Gaw, you guys are obtuse. The great fates are dumping a large load of snow on Shasta because it is a volcano that it heating up and rumbling with impending disaster. The snow will cool it down and save the people. The new agers in the area chanted this in. |
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| ShadowLAnCeR
It's okay, mankind will destroy itself long before and "climate change" can do us in, whether it is made but us or not. |
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| stirfrybry
ooooooh, is it unprecedented? |
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| ModernLuddite
This joke (or "joke") irritates me because I live in a northerly part of Canada, which also happens to be super conservative, and which also happens to be engaged in raping the land for oil (and giving all the first nations people horrible, horrible cancer). So, because the average citizen of my fair city is retarded, from October to May every God damned year all you hear is "LOL global warming". The local conservative newspaper makes this same joke their front page headline every other day. I guess the fact that it gets cold in the winter in northern Canada means that it's okay to continue destroying everything. ....ugh. Just ugh. You farking morons. It's not even a joke anymore. It's just obnoxious. |
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| GloomCookie613
ladyfortuna: Ok, as much as I love weather.com, someone needs to get fired or at least reprimanded for this garbage: The Thursday morning National Weather Service summit forecast for Shasta predicted an incredible 33 to 39 inches of snow -- just for Thursday alone. (By comparison, Atlanta, Ga., has reported 38.9 inches of snow since March 1, 1989 -- a period of over 23 years.) You can't logically compare a freaking MOUNTAIN top with Atlanta, Georgia. No shiat, a city in the US south gets less snow than a mountain in the PNW/Cascades? /weather rage Glad I wasn't the only one irked by that ridiculous comparison. "Gee, Texas got less snow over 20 years compared to Alaska? You don't say!" |
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| Lt. Cheese Weasel Rev.K: In other news, subby might solve the long-standing mystery of his itchy asshole and smelly brown finger. |
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| Optimus Composite
zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face. What does that have to do with global warming? Do you mean the zeroth law? That has more to do with temperature. But then temperature is different from heat, so maybe you mean the second law, which would be more applicable to global atmospheric climate. |
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