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   Vigilante defeats package thief with a wooden Samurai sword and paints him orange. Nope, not Florida

30 Nov 2012 06:36 PM   |   10050 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Caradoc    [TotalFark]  
He's orange and crying. He could've made the big time on Jersey Shore.

30 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Marcus Aurelius     
You just know the slime ball is going to sue her ass. She should have dropped a piano on the farker.

30 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
EatHam    [TotalFark]  
One angry online commenter wrote: 'This is assault. Cops can't beat suspected criminals who are fleeing, and citizens can't blast them with bear spray. He had a knife? Please. You mean the one he opens packages with? Sonya was not in physical danger on her balcony... y'all are a bunch of Texans if you think this violence is justified.' 
 
I don't think that that online commenter and I could ever see eye to eye on anything really.

30 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Marcus Aurelius     

EatHam: One angry online commenter wrote: 'This is assault. Cops can't beat suspected criminals who are fleeing, and citizens can't blast them with bear spray. He had a knife? Please. You mean the one he opens packages with? Sonya was not in physical danger on her balcony... y'all are a bunch of Texans if you think this violence is justified.' 
 
I don't think that that online commenter and I could ever see eye to eye on anything really.


I'm pretty sure the complainant is a notorious package thief.

30 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
cretinbob     

Caradoc: He's orange and crying. He could've made the big time on Jersey Shore.


orange and crying?



found him:

images.politico.comView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
Counter_Intelligent     
Sad that I'm the first to mention that she's kinda cute!

30 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Daily Fail and Hero tag?

Cranking the trollbait up to 11 eh subby?

30 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
www.primaryignition.comView Full Size


Must be a kindler gentler vigilante.

30 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
cretinbob     

Counter_Intelligent: Sad that I'm the first to mention that she's kinda cute!


www.hotflick.netView Full Size

//Oh?

30 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
She sent a message to would-be attackers everywhere: Oompa Loompa Doopity DON'T.

30 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
Counter_Intelligent     

cretinbob: Oh?


Sure.

30 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
pute kisses like a man     
with a wooden samurai sword?

www.trbimg.comView Full Size


/ the guy this movie was based on approves

30 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
BumpInTheNight     
*sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.

30 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
*Snert*

Package thief.

30 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

pute kisses like a man: with a wooden samurai sword?

[www.trbimg.com image 600x441]

/ the guy this movie was based on approves


You KNOW it, mammajamma.

*thumbs-up*

30 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Is Bear entrapment legal in California?

Go Bears, Beat Stanford.

30 Nov 2012 06:42 PM
Tax Boy     
beyondtheguide.comView Full Size


Approves

30 Nov 2012 06:42 PM
uncleacid     
I want Yu to want me.

30 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
skinink     
Sweet Sonya was a photographer,
But no one wouldn't chance her,
Because she was a samurai (carrying bear spray).

30 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Loucifer     
That spray bears repeating.

30 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

BumpInTheNight: *sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.


bokken != katana.

Did you mean to say weeaboo?

30 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
BigOle8point     
I just knew it was gonna be a black bear

30 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
orezona     
A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed

30 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Frank N Stein     
Since this is the Daily Mail, I expected the story to come from the UK. Which of course would mean that the guy with the fake Samurai sword would have been charged with carry an illegal weapon an sentenced to 7 years in prison and a lifetime of community service at his local Mosque.

30 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Apos     
By day:

a.abcnews.comView Full Size



By night:

comicattack.netView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Frank N Stein     

orezona: A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed


Or a gun.

30 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

iheartscotch: bokken != katana.


It could've been worse.

She could've sent Dokken after the guy.

30 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Let me see if I've got this right.

Yoko was actually Tweeting while attacking a burglar bear and going full Ginzu on his ass.

30 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
pute kisses like a man     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: pute kisses like a man: with a wooden samurai sword?

[www.trbimg.com image 600x441]

/ the guy this movie was based on approves

You KNOW it, mammajamma.

*thumbs-up*


was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.

30 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
BumpInTheNight     

iheartscotch: BumpInTheNight: *sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.

bokken != katana.

Did you mean to say weeaboo?


Bokken != Samurai sword either :P

Did you just say weeaboo?
fc04.deviantart.netView Full Size


/nope, meant wiebo

30 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
cig-mkr     
FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?

30 Nov 2012 06:51 PM
cig-mkr     

BigOle8point: I just knew it was gonna be a black bear


I chuckled....

30 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Apos: By day:

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


By night:

[comicattack.net image 330x319]


I was thinking more along the lines of this cutie

img835.imageshack.usView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

pute kisses like a man: was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.


Heh, it works, doesn't it?

LOVE Inagaki's Samurai trilogy.

30 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
Mega Steve     

Nothing To See Here: Let me see if I've got this right.

Yoko was actually Tweeting while attacking a burglar bear and going full Ginzu on his ass.


Women are better at multitasking than men

30 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
way south     
Mass shooting with a bow and arrow.
Vigilantism with a bokken.
Cops shooting themselves.

Sounds like its going to be a busy night.

30 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
BeerBear     

cig-mkr: FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?


doubt any jurors be dumb enough to find her guilty

30 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Kanemano     
I wondered if she would have kept tweeting if the thief had climbed up the balcony?

30 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
AliceBToklasLives     
Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante

30 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Shadow Blasko     

orezona: A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed


This.

I have one in the car. It's .. legal...er.

30 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
BeerGraduate     
Incredible

30 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
Apos     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Apos: By day:

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


By night:

[comicattack.net image 330x319]

I was thinking more along the lines of this cutie

[img835.imageshack.us image 400x300]


Even better.

30 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
Frank N Stein     
ITT:

i50.tinypic.comView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

AliceBToklasLives: Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante


For one thing, it would cost too much Monet.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

30 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
Apos     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AliceBToklasLives: Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante

For one thing, it would cost too much Monet.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hah! Well played.

30 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Kanemano     

cig-mkr: FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?


She knew who the thief was before this incident, lured him in and then shot him.

(not that he didn't deserve it)

30 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
God-is-a-Taco     

Frank N Stein: ITT:

[i50.tinypic.com image 375x500]


Frank N Stein = baka gaijin

30 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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30 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
pute kisses like a man     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: pute kisses like a man: was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.

Heh, it works, doesn't it?

LOVE Inagaki's Samurai trilogy.


yeah, i love it too...

but, here's another wooden sword movie just because i could find a picture to hot link really easily:

cdnimg.visualizeus.comView Full Size


/ the twilight samurai

30 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
dervish16108     
I have two bokken; one for Kendo (kata) and Iaido, one I hide near my bed in case of a home invasion. Nice to know that it can be effective!

30 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
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