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30 Nov 2012 06:11 PM   |   6226 clicks   |   Komo
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bingethinker    [TotalFark]  
I hope there's no brain damage.

/low hanging fruit, I know

30 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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BronyMedic     
HOW?!

Most cops wear holsters now that cover the trigger or require a latch be activated to draw the weapon.

Wait. I know this one. Was it a Glock and a trigger-lock based holster?

30 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: HOW?!



Accidentally.

30 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
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dickfreckle     
I'll get around to laughing at this headline as soon as I'm done laughing at "butt fumble."

30 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
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Nofun     

BronyMedic: HOW?!


img6.joyreactor.com

30 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
What an ass.

30 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
One butthole is enough for me.

30 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  
Well, this guy is gonna be the butt of all the jokes at the precinct for a while.

30 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Reach in your pocket for a handgun
Level it at my bootyhole
Pull the trigger on me
Hit me with a gunshot

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

Plug me full of holes in my bootyhole
Fill me full of lead in my asscrack
Take my life away from this earth
Blow my ass away from this world

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

Introduce me to my grave
Deprive me of my everlasting life
Blow me off the face of this earth
Leave me lying on the street corner dead

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Continental, it's more airline for your money

30 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
Shot in the ass, huh? Was it on the down stroke?

/Probably obscure

30 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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BronyMedic     

Nofun: BronyMedic: HOW?!

[img6.joyreactor.com image 629x343]


Hey, man. That's pretty brave of you. Personally, if I'd shot myself in the ass, AND I was a cop, I'd never admit to it on FARK.

Hope you get better soon. :)

30 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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fluffybunny    [TotalFark]  
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com

30 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     
Butt lady?

Oh, butt shooting...sorry

30 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
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imtheonlylp     
butthurt.

30 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     
farm3.staticflickr.com
Butt lady?


/now with pics
//stupid size limit

30 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
I've seen this porn before. Ass shooting ass

30 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: HOW?!

Most cops wear holsters now that cover the trigger or require a latch be activated to draw the weapon.

Wait. I know this one. Was it a Glock and a trigger-lock based holster?


It probably was a glock; glocks are cheap, easy to clean, have a plethora of ready to attach attachments and they tend to have higher capacity magazines then most other handguns.

The downfall of the glock; like any other gun; is people are idiots.

30 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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soundguy     
Clearly it was resisting arrest.

30 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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the_celt    [TotalFark]  
Would like a word..

img1.etsystatic.com

30 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
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Fear the Clam     
i286.photobucket.com

30 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
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occamswrist     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY 7YFU

30 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
Turn the other cheek. Flat Foot.

30 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
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imtheonlylp     
wonder if he did da butt

30 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
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trippdogg     
"It was a million to one shot, Doc - a million to one."

30 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
This tragedy could have been averted if only the ass had been carrying a gun of its own.

30 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
If it was a Minority's butt, he would have emptied a Clip into it.

30 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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oh_please     

the_celt: Would like a word..

[img1.etsystatic.com image 304x380]


Ahh, beat me to it. First thing I thought of.

30 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
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Aces and Eights     
I shot my husband in the butt one time.

What--why are you looking at me like that? It was a small caliper. Didn't hurt him. Much.

30 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
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FuturePastNow     
I met a cop who had been shot in the ass by his Sergeant in a range accident.

30 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
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dforkus     
I'd have to put chip on "Glock" too. They have shot off many an officers backside...

They were sold as 17 shot revolvers, they are not. Actually much closer to a single action with no manual safety.

30 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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occamswrist     
This sort of accident can happen to the best of us.

Link

30 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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Nothing To See Here     

Rufus Lee King: Nothing To See Here: If it was a Minority's butt, he would have emptied a Clip into it.

Managed to work that in, eh? How very clever.


I somehow sense sarcasm to my sarcasm, well played Sir.

30 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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way south     

Nothing To See Here: If it was a Minority's butt, he would have emptied a Clip into it.


Nothing To See Here: emptied a Clip into it.


Nothing To See Here: a Clip


Nothing To See Here: Clip


dl.dropbox.com

30 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Maybe he can join a support group with this gal?

30 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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skinink     
"Shot in the ass? Don't this make your brown eye blue?" asked Mark Sanchez.

30 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: HOW?!


I am curious as well. Did he just stick the gun in his waistband?

30 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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Apos     
I'll bet that accidental discharge led to, well, an accidental charge.

30 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
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uncleacid     
pics1.ds-static.com

30 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
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Ackbarican_Idol     

30 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
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HBK     

dforkus: I'd have to put chip on "Glock" too. They have shot off many an officers backside...

They were sold as 17 shot revolvers, they are not. Actually much closer to a single action with no manual safety.


That's why I prefer the Springfield XD brand. Trigger safety + grip safety = a safer gun, much harder to negligently discharge.

Plus, I think the Springfield's have a more natural grip angle and, at least in my experience (I shot both before I bought the Springfield), are more accurate.

30 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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Greta_VanHouten     
I really need to get my eyes checked. I thought that article link was from homo4.

30 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
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swingerofbirches     
I've seen this all before. Cop is getting old and wants a fanny tuck but can't afford it. So, cop "accidentally" shoots self in butt, and in his tax-payer butt reconstruction surgery will get everything lifted up since they're "already back there, they might as well."

Like I said, seen it before. Typical entitlement cop mentality. "I'm a cop therefore I deserve a free fanny tuck."

/Probably voted for Obama
//Soon they'll be calling them Obama Fanny Tucks

30 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
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way south     

HBK: dforkus: I'd have to put chip on "Glock" too. They have shot off many an officers backside...

They were sold as 17 shot revolvers, they are not. Actually much closer to a single action with no manual safety.

That's why I prefer the Springfield XD brand. Trigger safety + grip safety = a safer gun, much harder to negligently discharge.

Plus, I think the Springfield's have a more natural grip angle and, at least in my experience (I shot both before I bought the Springfield), are more accurate.


I've found the XD's to be some of the best for the money when it comes to small polymer guns.
Glocks got their foot in the door with police forces by having a low price point when the drug war escalated. Unfortunately the on trigger safety is just a bad idea.
H&K's have been selling well at my local range, but a number of them have had to come back for repairs. In their case, money doesn't seem to buy quality.
XD is a solid middle ground, and I'd pick sig as a close second.


/Then again, if you want a gun to abuse regularly in practice sessions, you're best off with something in a metal frame.

30 Nov 2012 06:51 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

bingethinker: I hope there's no brain damage.

/low hanging fruit, I know


I hope he didn't hit his low hanging fruit.
/brain damage, I know

30 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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Linkster    [TotalFark]  
Hey, the bar is pretty low to become a Cop, used to be if you scored to high on a IQ test you were disqualified to be one because you would be bored. Congratulations Own Ass Shooter! You MADE it!

30 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
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Mega Steve     

FloydA: This tragedy could have been averted if only the ass had been carrying a gun of its own.


Assy McGee would approve

/Would post a pic, but I don't want a time-out

30 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
It was probably this guy:
i.imgur.com

30 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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missiv     
My only questions is, will the arrested individual be charged with shooting the officer?

30 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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feffer     
I haven't yet been able to rule out that this is my asshole neighbor.

30 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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HBK     

missiv: My only questions is, will the arrested individual be charged with shooting the officer?


Thank god the cop didn't die. That's felony murder.

30 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
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