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   Why might a woman run around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors and waking up guests? A) She's drunk. B) She's pregnant. C) See tag. D) All of the above

30 Nov 2012 08:26 PM   |   7207 clicks   |   NBC Miami
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MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
Mom?

30 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
See tag? Nice option, Subs.

30 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
Amos Quito     
51 and pregnant?

Well, that is worth announcing.

30 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
ladyfortuna     
I watch way too many weird crime shows, because I would first look for whoever was chasing her before assuming she was drunk.

/goes back to X-Files marathon

30 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
Apos     
Was she hot as well as pregnant?

30 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
Butthurted     
Why might I think might the subby be might fail. c) see headline

30 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
Apos     

Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?


*clicks on link*

Never mind.

30 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.



*clicks*

Well, asked and answered, I suppose.

30 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
sulco     
had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.

30 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
oldtaku     
A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

30 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  

JasonOfOrillia: See tag? Nice option, Subs.


Came in to say this.

30 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
lewismarktwo     

oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.


I just hope he has a stiff upper lip.

30 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

sulco: had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.


Came to say the same thing. A whole keg of that shiat would barely give me a buzz.

30 Nov 2012 08:37 PM
WhippingBoy     
Drunk while pregnant. I guess this is how Floridinians are made. Makes sense.

30 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
What's a woman might?

30 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
Butthurted     
Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.

30 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
Snargi     
I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.

30 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
JRoo     
It's all part of Jesus's plan.

30 Nov 2012 08:51 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
6 pack, underwear, pregnant, hotel, pool fence jumping?, 51 y/o, blue eyes, perfect hair in mug shot.

Batshiat Crazy!

Lets address this in order, shall we.

Six pack = lite weight or on psych meds.

Underwear = sex to get/hold man. (questionable)

Pregnant = BS sex to get/hold man. (questionable)

Hotel = Man from out of town, long range phone sex

Pool Fence Jumping = BS gate has easy other side access, fake drowning to get/hold man. (questionable)

did I miss something?

30 Nov 2012 08:52 PM
WhippingBoy     

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.


No. Any suggestion that a woman should think of her unborn child as opposed to herself is evidence of the evil hegemonic patriarchy systematically oppressing women. You should be ashamed of yourself.

30 Nov 2012 08:52 PM
relaxitsjustme     
Pics or it didn't happen.
*clicks link*
Belay that request
*hurls*

30 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
gogogadgetfark     
Good Lord that headline made my head hurt. What the hell mods? Drinking on the job again...?

/notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

30 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
Satanic_Hamster     
Can't always be this:
www.adrants.comView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  
A woman running around a hotel in her underwear banging on doors is news? Since when?

Apparently, subby has never worked in a hotel before. The guests should consider themselves lucky she was wearing underwear and that she wasn't covered with fecal matter.

30 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
AppleOptionEsc     

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.


You should know the christian stance on children by now. Let them be born for any reason, by rape, addicted to heroin, retarded and FAS. Once they are born, it's God's problem now. Unless they turn into vegtables, then the ball is back in the Church's court.

30 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
Amos Quito     

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.



Why do you hate Darwin?

30 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
puckrock2000     

Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]


That has got to be the shiattiest Photoshop ever; her left hand is bigger than her entire head.

30 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
Marcintosh     
51 doesn't have to be that hard

30 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
syzygy whizz    [TotalFark]  

oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.


This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.

30 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  

Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard


I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...

30 Nov 2012 09:07 PM
Albert911emt     
Subby said "might" twice.

30 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
Piestar     
She gets around, not eight inches under the picture, it says a man spotted her in Vermont...

30 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
AbbeySomeone     

syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.


When I was pregnant with my daughter I could not stand the smell of booze, and I carry a decent wine key in my car and handbag at all times. Some babies come out OK despite dire situations but most don't.
It's unlikely that this gal was knocked up anyhow; expired eggs and such.

30 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  

syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.


Isn't that the truth. Men age like wine and women age like milk.

30 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

martid4: Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard

I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...


A little better? Dude, I am perpetually clad in black, listen to heavy metal and watch horror movies for fun before bedtime, while drinking akvavit and plotting unholy vengeance on those who have angered me. Even the pic of THAT thing scared me. I'll be your wing chick, k? That way you'll at least get one that can kinda sorta pass at a family function.

/depends on your family, of course

30 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
diaphoresis     

Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]


more like this:
www.elements4health.comView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
Ronin_S     

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.


51, drunk, pregnant and in Fark's favorite state. Ask a stupid question...

30 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
ShabazKilla    [TotalFark]  

sulco: had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.


So THAT'S how babby is formed.

30 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
A middle-aged Port St. Lucie woman facing a disorderly intoxication charge after she ran around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors said being pregnant made her do it, police said.

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"The Devil made ME do it."

30 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

puckrock2000: Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]

That has got to be the shiattiest Photoshop ever; her left hand is bigger than her entire head.


How about:
www.hottubrepairman.co.ukView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 09:47 PM
MBooda     

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.


assets.sbnation.comView Full Size

30 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
buckler     
I did like this bit:

An officer responded to the hotel around 12:30 a.m. where the manager said the woman had been running around in her bra and panties and knocking on doors of other guests, the report said.

VIDEO: Man Spots Bigfoot in Vermont

30 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
Skyd1v     

martid4: syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.

Isn't that the truth. Men age like wine and women age like milk.


Not all of them though. Stevie Nicks has actually improved with time. Pat Benetar hasn't done bad either.

/one of each, please
//to go

30 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
Amos Quito     

AbbeySomeone: syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.

When I was pregnant with my daughter I could not stand the smell of booze, and I carry a decent wine key in my car and handbag at all times. Some babies come out OK despite dire situations but most don't.
It's unlikely that this gal was knocked up anyhow; expired eggs and such.


Yesindeedy, but given the all-in-all, if she is, the prognosis isn't very nice.

30 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
GranoblasticMan     

Snargi: I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.


Elizabeth?

30 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
Benjimin_Dover     
Subby said might twice. He might might like might.

30 Nov 2012 11:12 PM
Resident Muslim     
Her body.
Her choice.


/deal with it.
//as mentioned above, probably not even considered a baby yet
///yes, of course I'm trolling

01 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
gravebayne2     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: martid4: Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard

I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...

A little better? Dude, I am perpetually clad in black, listen to heavy metal and watch horror movies for fun before bedtime, while drinking akvavit and plotting unholy vengeance on those who have angered me. Even the pic of THAT thing scared me. I'll be your wing chick, k? That way you'll at least get one that can kinda sorta pass at a family function.

/depends on your family, of course


you sound like the woman of my dreams.

01 Dec 2012 12:34 AM
cynicalbastard     
True Story Bro. A few years ago in a motel in Southern Ontario about 10 PM there was a knock on my door. Checked it and opened up- there was a woman about 35, not bad looking, lots of makeup, asked me "Room 112? You called me up for out-service?" when she saw my puzzled look. Then I said "No, this is actually 212. The lobby entrance is actually the second floor. You want one down." She apologised and left.
5 minutes later she knocked again and said "Look, my date's drunk and I don't deal with drunk customers, the guy can barely stand,and I hate driving through traffic for nothing, I'll give you a deal, half-price for the hour, you look like a nice guy." If I hadn't had to head into TO in a few hours I might've been tempted.

01 Dec 2012 04:43 AM
dready zim     
Is the answer "Because she wants a punch in the face"?

01 Dec 2012 05:10 AM
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