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   The right to go jogging in the nude has been upheld by the High Court of New Zealand. "If it was [offensive] then God wouldn't have given us genitals" (Not safe for work-ish pic)

30 Nov 2012 09:15 PM   |   13457 clicks   |   Stuff.co.nz
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Apos     
In related news, New Zealand is now a popular destination for streakers.....

30 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
MayoSlather     
Good news for the cast of True Blood.

30 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
Gyrfalcon     
I don't care much about your genitals.

But if you're hairy and fat and your balls hang down to your kneecaps, then please don't run around naked, okay?

30 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
no_tan_lines     

Apos: In related news, New Zealand is now a popular destination for streakers.....


NZ has always been a popular destination for nudists.

30 Nov 2012 09:19 PM
Son of Thunder     
"Honest! I wasn't chasing that sheep! I was jogging! Jogging!"

30 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
Southern100     
Someone pass the eyebleach, please?

30 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
Resident Muslim     
Brings a whole new meaning to keeping step with the group.


/also not sure what the long term effect if bouncing with no support will have
//talk about wear and tear
///slashies!

30 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
Atomic Spunk     
When I go jogging, I wear form fitting polyester underwear under my shorts to keep everything in place. It must be really uncomfortable for a guy to have his junk flopping around while he's running. Another reason I wouldn't go running nude - I would find the laughter of the people watching me to be very distracting.

30 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
jogging is not something guys should do naked. the junk bouching around does not look flatering

30 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
If I learned one thing from watching Seinfeld it is that there is good naked and bad naked.

30 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
Also this guy sounds like a Grade A attention whore. He should have shown up to court in nothing but black socks and dress shoes. I wonder if the judge would have been as tolerant if he had to look at this guys junk throughout the entire trial?

30 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
Vitamin Pb    [TotalFark]  
Ooh. He's been a nudist/naturist for 18 whole months! What with gay marriage being discussed and all.

Sounds like SF booted him out of the Castro district for being too freaky.

30 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
cyberspacedout     
Wow. You can see everything down under.

30 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
zez     
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30 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
veedeevadeevoodee     
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30 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
Hector Remarkable     
God gave us our genitals. Lord knows, Jesus was well hung.

30 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
MayoSlather     

veedeevadeevoodee: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


I don't understand why you insist on wasting hours of my time.

30 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
Pribar     

Atomic Spunk: When I go jogging, I wear form fitting polyester underwear under my shorts to keep everything in place. It must be really uncomfortable for a guy to have his junk flopping around while he's running. Another reason I wouldn't go running nude - I would find the laughter of the people watching me to be very distracting.


This, and the fact that the people most willing to shuck their clothes are generally the ones that really should keep em on, not to mention that when I go for a walk I generally end up with at least one insect bite, I cant imagine having a mosquito or horsefly bite on mr franknbeans....

30 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
TastyEloi     

Igor Jakovsky: If I learned one thing from watching Seinfeld it is that there is good naked and bad naked.


Except that in that episode Jerry was being ridiculous--no guy in his right mind would have a problem with that girl walking around his apartment naked.

30 Nov 2012 09:39 PM
Pribar     

veedeevadeevoodee: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Now post one of her unholstered and her boobs bouncing off her knees...

/The old lady looked over my shoulders and said she felt sorry for that poor girls back
//I replied "yea rug burn hurts"
//sleeping on the porch tonight I think

30 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Apos: In related news, New Zealand is now a popular destination for streakers.....


Boogeddy boogeddy!

30 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
LDM90     

veedeevadeevoodee:


It's...hypnotic

30 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

Oh dear god, it's probably some old flabby fark with wrinkly balls. All these nudists are...

*clicks*

Huh. Well. Um. Hmm.

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30 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
RealFarknMcCoy2     
What they don't mention in the article is that it is FREEZING in NZ in August. No way I'd want to be running nekkid in the freezing-arse cold. This guy is crazy. But, y'know, more power to him...

30 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

MayoSlather: veedeevadeevoodee: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I don't understand why you insist on wasting hours of my time.


It's mesmerizing, isn't it?

30 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

RealFarknMcCoy2: What they don't mention in the article is that it is FREEZING in NZ in August. No way I'd want to be running nekkid in the freezing-arse cold. This guy is crazy. But, y'know, more power to him...


Well, at least his nuts are shrunk right up to his taint so they're not flapping about. I'd image having your balls flap around while jogging wouldn't be the most comfortable thing...

30 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
fusillade762     
Mr Pointon said yesterday he enjoyed the freedom of not wearing clothes and began running naked about 18 months ago because he thought New Zealand was becoming more liberal, particularly with discussions around gay marriage.

"It's just another lifestyle and I want respect for it."


I was sympathetic up until this point. Now I just think the guy's an attention whoring dumbass.

30 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
Apos     

veedeevadeevoodee: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]



I....uh....just forgot whatever salient point I was going to make.

30 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
phalamir     

Resident Muslim: /also not sure what the long term effect if bouncing with no support will have


You do realize that for the vast majority of mankind's tenure on this planet, we didn't have tighty-whiteys, right? We evolved as running apes well before we ever gained the sophistication and/or need (Africa not being very cold on average) to have junk-paralyzing undies. I'm not saying it is necessarily a fun thing to do, but evidence suggests long-term free-ballin' doesn't do that much, if anything; the evidence being our existence, since our species would have died out well before becoming our species if it did bad things to the meat-and-two-veg

30 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     

Atomic Spunk: When I go jogging, I wear form fitting polyester underwear under my shorts to keep everything in place. It must be really uncomfortable for a guy to have his junk flopping around while he's running. Another reason I wouldn't go running nude - I would find the laughter of the people watching me to be very distracting.


Your bits get the message pretty quick and suck up some. I, uh, hear from a friend.

30 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
Bob Down     
You can plainly see he's nuts

/ob

30 Nov 2012 10:23 PM
Bungles     
I'm no donkey, but all that dick-slapping-on-balls would make them ache like all hell.

He must be rather conservatively proportioned downstairs, or else have no testicles.

30 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
FunkOut     

phalamir: Resident Muslim: /also not sure what the long term effect if bouncing with no support will have

You do realize that for the vast majority of mankind's tenure on this planet, we didn't have tighty-whiteys, right? We evolved as running apes well before we ever gained the sophistication and/or need (Africa not being very cold on average) to have junk-paralyzing undies. I'm not saying it is necessarily a fun thing to do, but evidence suggests long-term free-ballin' doesn't do that much, if anything; the evidence being our existence, since our species would have died out well before becoming our species if it did bad things to the meat-and-two-veg


Everyone probably died around age 30 something back then and I'm sure there were a lot of scrotal injuries from getting it snagged on thorny bushes.

30 Nov 2012 10:42 PM
Mega Steve     

veedeevadeevoodee: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Can't...look...away...

30 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
cyberspacedout     

Bungles: I'm no donkey, but all that dick-slapping-on-balls would make them ache like all hell.

He must be rather conservatively proportioned downstairs, or else have no testicles.


I'd imagine a certain amount of shrinkage while jogging would prevent that, even in well hung guys.

30 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  

Atomic Spunk: When I go jogging, I wear form fitting polyester underwear under my shorts to keep everything in place. It must be really uncomfortable for a guy to have his junk flopping around while he's running. Another reason I wouldn't go running nude - I would find the laughter of the people watching me to be very distracting.


My mother had a video of a naked guys exercising (she found it at a garage sale)
It was a straightforward exercise video, they were just naked. It did look pretty uncomfortable.
I wouldn't go jogging without a bra either.

I May Be Crazy But...: Your bits get the message pretty quick and suck up some. I, uh, hear from a friend.


So can you train them, like doing Kegels?

30 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
Plush_Cthulhu     
Wouldn't that chafe? Or be a little too... bouncy?

I know jogging without a sports bra hurts like hell, I'd think guys have the same problem with their balls?

30 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Philbb    [TotalFark]  

Vitamin Pb: Ooh. He's been a nudist/naturist for 18 whole months! What with gay marriage being discussed and all.

Sounds like SF booted him out of the Castro district for being too freaky.


Umm, he's been a naturist for decades. He started jogging nude a year and a half ago.

Also, he's been doing this for 18 months and only one person has been bothered enough to make a complaint? Let 'im run.

30 Nov 2012 11:25 PM
JungleBoogie     
Is there any culture in the world (I'm thinking tribal) that usually walks around buck naked?

If not, why not?

There are probably reasons for covering the genItalia. Why do we dress in clothes nowadays? There's the obvious one, protection from the elements.

Anyway, I guess the issue I'm dancing around is sexuality and inappropriate/dangerous/damaging sexual behavior. Sexuality is a contiuum. From those who are very modest about their bodies to those who would have sex with a woman on stage in an auditorium full of screaming fans.

So it varies for different people. For most people, it's not as casual as say it is for a hardcore nudist or a porn actor. But it's not quite as repressed as a fundamentalist Muslim woman wearing a full burqa.

Are people going to be negatively impacted if they encounter naked strangers? I think it would uncomfortable for a lot of people. The first thought that would pop into my mind is "Insane or sex offender."

I don't think any human culture is perfect. I don't think ours is going to be improved by allowing people - men - to walk around in public spaces, completely naked.

"When in doubt, don't whip it out."

30 Nov 2012 11:30 PM
phalamir     

FunkOut: Everyone probably died around age 30 something back then


Nope. the development of a fairly long post-menopausal lifespan in humans indicates we were living reasonably long lives.The problem with pre-modern life expectancy figures is not that they represent the common age everyone keeled over, but that they are averages with a fairly high infant mortality component. Getting to a week old was a serious accomplishment, getting to a year was unlocking an achievement, to 20 was a climb, but after 20 or so you had about as much of a chance to hit 60 as anyone before 1900

30 Nov 2012 11:30 PM
Gyrfalcon     

phalamir: FunkOut: Everyone probably died around age 30 something back then

Nope. the development of a fairly long post-menopausal lifespan in humans indicates we were living reasonably long lives.The problem with pre-modern life expectancy figures is not that they represent the common age everyone keeled over, but that they are averages with a fairly high infant mortality component. Getting to a week old was a serious accomplishment, getting to a year was unlocking an achievement, to 20 was a climb, but after 20 or so you had about as much of a chance to hit 60 as anyone before 1900


Pretty much. The whole "life expectancy was 30! Everyone died young!" was an AVERAGE, not the mean. Three of five infants didn't live to age five, and only one in five made it to puberty. However, anyone who lived past that probably lived into their fifties. The other thing skewing the average down is that women died young in childbirth; and men tended to die young in battle; neither of those are caused by disease or physical ailment. Anyone physically healthy who wasn't a warrior and had good pelvic clearance was going to survive okay.

01 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
StashMonster     

JungleBoogie: Is there any culture in the world (I'm thinking tribal) that usually walks around buck naked?

If not, why not?



Yes there are. Bushmen in Africa I believe, among others.

My mother lived in Africa in the 60s and was used to seeing people naked out and about. Not Bushmen, I don't know what people though. It's not like everyone was nekkid all the time, though.

01 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
VTGremlin     
Just go running with a ladyfriend and you don't have to worry about the floppies. It just sits up there near your belly button thwapping you in the stomach. Unless you have one of those weird penises that doesn't point straight up. Awww maaaaan...is that just me?

01 Dec 2012 12:08 AM
stuffy     
The only peop...
AW hell you know the drill.

01 Dec 2012 12:20 AM
king of vegas     
500 bucks says the dude has a long shlong. Well endowed guys at the gym are always the ones walking around the locker room buck naked. This fellow probably wants to advertise a little.

01 Dec 2012 12:22 AM
El Dudereno     

Atomic Spunk: When I go jogging, I wear form fitting polyester underwear under my shorts to keep everything in place. It must be really uncomfortable for a guy to have his junk flopping around while he's running. Another reason I wouldn't go running nude - I would find the laughter of the people watching me to be very distracting.


"IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE!"

01 Dec 2012 12:24 AM
El Dudereno     

FunkOut: phalamir: Resident Muslim: /also not sure what the long term effect if bouncing with no support will have

You do realize that for the vast majority of mankind's tenure on this planet, we didn't have tighty-whiteys, right? We evolved as running apes well before we ever gained the sophistication and/or need (Africa not being very cold on average) to have junk-paralyzing undies. I'm not saying it is necessarily a fun thing to do, but evidence suggests long-term free-ballin' doesn't do that much, if anything; the evidence being our existence, since our species would have died out well before becoming our species if it did bad things to the meat-and-two-veg

Everyone probably died around age 30 something back then and I'm sure there were a lot of scrotal injuries from getting it snagged on thorny bushes.


Penis gourd.

01 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
Gleeman     

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01 Dec 2012 12:45 AM
redheededstepchild     
My hubby has always been offened by the old saw "a naked woman is an invitaion, a naked man is a threat." I was too, once I thought about it.

01 Dec 2012 01:43 AM
Gyrfalcon     

redheededstepchild: My hubby has always been offened by the old saw "a naked woman is an invitaion, a naked man is a threat." I was too, once I thought about it.


A beautiful naked person is an invitation. A fat, old, hairy person with droopy tits, saggy balls or skin that looks like a NASA photo of dunes on the Gobi desert is a turn-off.

01 Dec 2012 02:19 AM
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