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   There are certain things to consider before engaging in casual sex: STDs... unwanted pregnancies... the possibility of carving knives being brought into the experience

01 Dec 2012 10:51 AM   |   5817 clicks   |   The Sun
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
She looks sad. She'd probably like it if I ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
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01 Dec 2012 04:10 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
The real irony is: it was the best sex he ever had.

01 Dec 2012 08:53 AM
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InternetSecurityGuard     
Still looking for Miss Goodbar.

01 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
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GungFu     
She will not be ignored!

01 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
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Rhypskallion     
Knife play gone wrong. This time due to crazy. But a sneeze or a hiccup can cause knife play accidents too.

/so I've heard

01 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
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Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     
She got less jail time for harming the police officer than the original victim? Oh, right, England. If it'd been the US she'd have gotten 6 months for the victim and 5 years for stabbing the cop.

01 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
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cig-mkr     
Seriously, with a face like that, you would go back to her flat? The penis brain was in full control.

01 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
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DubyaHater     
I'd still take the chance. I'm attracted to crazy.

01 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
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NightOwl2255     
Let's see, a crazed-eyed chick holding a knife ask you to turn your back to her? That would be a no. No rim job is worth that.

01 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
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DreamSnipers     
Do the boy scouts offer a merit badge for dumbass sex yet. The idiot that picked her up sure qualifies. 'Sure Darling bring a knife in, gosh I have known you for what now, a couple of hours? Turn around? Sure thing.'

01 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
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sift     
she looks like she did some of that flesh eating cocaine.

01 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
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herrDrFarkenstein     
So she's available for conjugals? Be kinda like diving with sharks, but the shark farks you.

01 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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Senna     
A total of 27 months (which she won't serve all of) is a farking disgrace.

01 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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BlackMtnMan     
She looks kinda stabby.

01 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
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geekbikerskum     
Is that a meth face or what? Didn't know meth was a thing in the U.K. the way it is here in the U.S.

01 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
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CygnusDarius     

01 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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PsyLord     

phlegmmo: She looks sad. She'd probably like it if I ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
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I was thinking more in the lines of this movie:

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01 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     

geekbikerskum: Is that a meth face or what? Didn't know meth was a thing in the U.K. the way it is here in the U.S.


I think it might be a tried to stab a cop and got slammed on the ground face.

01 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
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Coming on a Bicycle     
There are times when I regret I haven't ever had casual sex in my life. And there are times when I don't regret that at all.

01 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
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swangoatman     
I never have casual sex, It's always a business transaction for me

01 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
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stuffy     
Someone didn't get the memo
"Don't put your Penis in the crazy!"

01 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

DreamSnipers: Do the boy scouts offer a merit badge for dumbass sex yet. The idiot that picked her up sure qualifies. 'Sure Darling bring a knife in, gosh I have known you for what now, a couple of hours? Turn around? Sure thing.'


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No, the merit badge is for being prepared.

01 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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Fark Master Flex    [TotalFark]  
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You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shiat happens...

01 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
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megarian    [TotalFark]  
*shrug* it happens to the best of us.

01 Dec 2012 01:44 PM
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boinkingbill     
Guy got lucky. Had she not slashed the police officer, the guy would have been charged with rape and had his face and name all over the press. It's gettiing to the point where a accused rapist has to prove that he did not rape a woman.

01 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Stolen from the edible baby thread.

01 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
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Apos     
I see the Fatal Attraction references have been taken care of. Excellent.


I guess the "What lust-filled imbecile would think that a blade-wielding nude woman is erotic?" query has been answered.

01 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
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asynchron     
Initially sought for questioning...

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01 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
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LavenderWolf     

Senna: A total of 27 months (which she won't serve all of) is a farking disgrace.


Crimes by women against men are woefully under-prosecuted. News at 11.

01 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
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