She looks sad. She'd probably like it if I ran up to her and gave her a big hug.

The real irony is: it was the best sex he ever had.

Still looking for Miss Goodbar.

She will not be ignored!

Knife play gone wrong. This time due to crazy. But a sneeze or a hiccup can cause knife play accidents too.

/so I've heard

She got less jail time for harming the police officer than the original victim? Oh, right, England. If it'd been the US she'd have gotten 6 months for the victim and 5 years for stabbing the cop.

Seriously, with a face like that, you would go back to her flat? The penis brain was in full control.

I'd still take the chance. I'm attracted to crazy.

Let's see, a crazed-eyed chick holding a knife ask you to turn your back to her? That would be a no. No rim job is worth that.

Do the boy scouts offer a merit badge for dumbass sex yet. The idiot that picked her up sure qualifies. 'Sure Darling bring a knife in, gosh I have known you for what now, a couple of hours? Turn around? Sure thing.'

she looks like she did some of that flesh eating cocaine.

So she's available for conjugals? Be kinda like diving with sharks, but the shark farks you.

A total of 27 months (which she won't serve all of) is a farking disgrace.

She looks kinda stabby.

Is that a meth face or what? Didn't know meth was a thing in the U.K. the way it is here in the U.S.

Yeah, you don't follow this song's lyrics in real life, people.

phlegmmo: She looks sad. She'd probably like it if I ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
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I was thinking more in the lines of this movie:

geekbikerskum: Is that a meth face or what? Didn't know meth was a thing in the U.K. the way it is here in the U.S.

I think it might be a tried to stab a cop and got slammed on the ground face.

There are times when I regret I haven't ever had casual sex in my life. And there are times when I don't regret that at all.

I never have casual sex, It's always a business transaction for me

Someone didn't get the memo
"Don't put your Penis in the crazy!"

DreamSnipers: Do the boy scouts offer a merit badge for dumbass sex yet. The idiot that picked her up sure qualifies. 'Sure Darling bring a knife in, gosh I have known you for what now, a couple of hours? Turn around? Sure thing.'



No, the merit badge is for being prepared.

You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shiat happens...

*shrug* it happens to the best of us.

Guy got lucky. Had she not slashed the police officer, the guy would have been charged with rape and had his face and name all over the press. It's gettiing to the point where a accused rapist has to prove that he did not rape a woman.

Stolen from the edible baby thread.

I see the Fatal Attraction references have been taken care of. Excellent.


I guess the "What lust-filled imbecile would think that a blade-wielding nude woman is erotic?" query has been answered.

Initially sought for questioning...

Senna: A total of 27 months (which she won't serve all of) is a farking disgrace.

Crimes by women against men are woefully under-prosecuted. News at 11.