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01 Dec 2012 11:59 AM   |   20930 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
Atlanta Mom, Finds Nose Ring In Child's McDonalds Breakfast Burrito

Bull.

01 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
impaler    [TotalFark]  
How do they know it's a nose ring and not an ear ring?

01 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
nvmac     
Found some meat?

01 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Was it food?

01 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute     
*Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.

01 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?

01 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
macadamnut     
This is why I never eat in Georgia.

01 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
crab66     
I'm sure they are not just trying to make some money.

01 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: *Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.


Look who doesn't have kids but feels compelled to wear their ignorance like a badge for all to see anyway!

01 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
Where in the f)ck is the newsflash tag, subby?

01 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     
Why was she eating her daughter's breakfast in the first place?

/Not a parent.

01 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
HindiDiscoMonster    [TotalFark]  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Was it food?


Damn you...

/shakes itty bitty teeny tiny fist

01 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
Clemkadidlefark     

macadamnut: This is why I never eat in Georgia.


Hahahahaha

Win

01 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
crabsno termites     
'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

01 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
Phil Moskowitz     
Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.

01 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
mbillips     
Oh, so THAT's where that went.

01 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
HindiDiscoMonster    [TotalFark]  

crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.


So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

01 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
Brick-House     
So someone working at McD's was picking their nose. Color me surprised.

01 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
TheHappyCanadian     

Phil Moskowitz: Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.


don't worry, she has a kid now to replace her and carry on their proud lineage.

"Curse you Ronald and your delicious foodstuffs" *shakes hamfist and dies*

01 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
Ebenator     
How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?

01 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


From the taste?

01 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
Farty McPooPants     
Was she expecting the likeness of some religious figure?

01 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
BalugaJoe     
McDonalds does not care because this happens all the time.

01 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
TheHappyCanadian     

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


because when the mom bought it at WalMart it said "nose ring" on it

01 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
crabsno termites     

HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents


24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.

01 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
elchip     
What? Why is this ironic?

01 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
vice_magnet     

crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.


And minimum wage was $1.25/hour.

01 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
giftedmadness     

elchip: What? Why is this ironic?


I came here for this exact question.....

01 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
elchip     

giftedmadness: elchip: What? Why is this ironic?

I came here for this exact question.....


It's like a noooooose riiiiiing in your breakfast burrito...

01 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
corronchilejano     

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


Tasted like a big mac, not like fish.

01 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
Mad Mark     

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


Because nobody would put a burrito down there. Would they?

01 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
Deep Contact     

TheHappyCanadian: Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?

because when the mom bought it at WalMart it said "nose ring" on it


Bet it was a nipple ring.

01 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
cig-mkr     

crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.


Ahhh yes, I too remember those days, fill the oil, check the gas and we were set for the night. Low on gas? No problem, just watch the submarine races, and listen to Wolfman Jack. Let's see, '63, was driving an 1958 Olds 88 convertible. Had two burger joints to cruise between, Burger Chef and McDonalds.

01 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
TomD9938     

BalugaJoe: McDonalds does not care because this happens all the time.


Fraudulent claims?

Probably.

01 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
crabsno termites     

Mad Mark: Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?

Because nobody would put a burrito down there. Would they?


Taco, maybe?

01 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

vice_magnet: crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.

And minimum wage was $1.25/hour.


And "I beat blacks" was a response to "what did you do last weekend" instead of a poorly marketed MP3 player:

3.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

01 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Too Pretty For Prison     

impaler: How do they know it's a nose ring and not an ear ring?


Snot hard to tell them apart

01 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
macadamnut     

cig-mkr: Burger Chef


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Nice. Got my first Legos there, too.

01 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
It's ironic because...it was her wedding day.

No, uh, it was ironic because, it was a free burrito when she already ate breakfast and wouldn't you think it figured.

01 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
crabsno termites     

cig-mkr: crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.

Ahhh yes, I too remember those days, fill the oil, check the gas and we were set for the night. Low on gas? No problem, just watch the submarine races, and listen to Wolfman Jack. Let's see, '63, was driving an 1958 Olds 88 convertible. Had two burger joints to cruise between, Burger Chef and McDonalds.


Chump ride - 1950 Chev sedan delivery (think station wagon without the side windows), 283 punched out to 301, 4spd. I was the original hipster: car was painted house paint yellow with brown lettering: "KLAK 1600 on your AM dial - Denver's Country Music Station". Couch with no legs bolted down in the back.

/hot like Sue Ann the cheer leader.

01 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
BeerGraduate     

Deep Contact: nipple


Extra milk. Hold the mayo.

01 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
182     

Snarfangel: Atlanta Mom, Finds Nose Ring In Child's McDonalds Breakfast Burrito

Bull.


i smell bull, too.

01 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
cptjeff     

TheHappyCanadian: Phil Moskowitz: Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.

don't worry, she has a kid now to replace her and carry on their proud lineage.

"Curse you Ronald and your delicious foodstuffs" *shakes hamfist and dies*


I'm just wondering how she managed to reproduce. The father had to have been pretty desperate.

I really don't understand fat people.

01 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
UberNeuman     

crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.


Why did read that in that in Rorschach's voice?

01 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
UberNeuman     
Why did I read that in Rorschach's voice?

\is what I meant...

01 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
daffy     

The My Little Pony Killer: Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?


If she is smart, she doesn't. Check her relatives for one. Once you walk out, you could put anything in it.
I am glad that that one manager admitted that other cookies. She has a case.

01 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

daffy: The My Little Pony Killer: Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?

If she is smart, she doesn't


Your honor, it is our contention that she is not "smart".

Exhibit A:

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01 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
stuffy     
BOOGERS

01 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
MassAsster     

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: *Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.


obviously you missed the size of mom, I have a feeling what this kid DOESN'T eat is a carrot.

01 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
jaytkay     
Wanted for questioning:
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01 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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