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   Sheriff's Deputy found not guilty of sex with teen girl, guilty of nailing her Mom

01 Dec 2012 02:58 PM   |   13642 clicks   |   Tampa Bay Online
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BigGary_    [TotalFark]  
.....acquitted William Todd Best of charges he had sexual several times with the high school girl two years ago.

Can I has sexual too?

01 Dec 2012 09:29 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
In Florida, "reasonable doubt" encompasses evolution, so this verdict doesn't surprise me.

01 Dec 2012 10:09 AM
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GAT_00     
There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.

01 Dec 2012 10:23 AM
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Apos     
The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?

01 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
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A Shambling Mound     

GAT_00: There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.


I don't know, the samples included in the article seem exonerating as opposed to implicating.

Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Of course now I just have a bad taste in my mouth...

01 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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MFAWG     
Mother making trouble for the guy seems like a very real possibility.

01 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
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Zeb Hesselgresser     

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.

01 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
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GAT_00     

A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.


Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."

01 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
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sforce     

A Shambling Mound: Of course now I just have a bad taste in my mouth...


That's what she said

01 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
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Rockstone     
Watch him never get his job back, though.

01 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
Oh, they had sexual.

01 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
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A Shambling Mound     

GAT_00: A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."


...and others had content, as I mentioned, that seemed to indicate otherwise. I did read the article.

Again, I'm just sayin'. Can't believe I'm wasting my time saying it to YOU, but hey, whatever. I didn't look at the username I was quoting the first time around.

This story is full of people (minors included) with questionable motivations and obviously poor judgment.

01 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
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Poison Appleseeds     
Did the 15 year old girl write that article?

01 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
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jayphat     

Poison Appleseeds: Did the 15 year old girl write that article?


Copy/paste from the high school newspaper.

01 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     

Zeb Hesselgresser: Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?

I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.


A good spit roast brings people together.

01 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
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Mega Steve     
The girl's mother also testified. She became suspicious when she saw the text messages and contacted sheriff's detectives who investigated. During her testimony, she said she also had sex with Best.

So good judgement runs in the family

01 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
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Karma Curmudgeon    [TotalFark]  
How is babby have sexual?

01 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
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oukewldave     

GAT_00: A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."


Doesn't say who sent that to who... Either way, dude is creepy. At least he was fired.

01 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
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Goodfella     
I don't know. Sounds a little too much like the old 'I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy' defense.

01 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
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mrswood    [TotalFark]  
Dirtbag

01 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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dwade     

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


It always does in the movies i watch. You have "If you want to fark my daughter you have to fark me first," and its interracial counterpart, "I farked you and yo mama."

01 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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Kome     

Mega Steve: The girl's mother also testified. She became suspicious when she saw the text messages and contacted sheriff's detectives who investigated. During her testimony, she said she also had sex with Best.

So good judgement runs in the family


What better time to get laid then while testifying.

01 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
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pedrop357     
So the mom drove her over there for sleepovers and had NO IDEA what might be going on?

Uh huh.

01 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
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Bigdogdaddy     
They should prosecute the mother for neglect.

And this guy is damn lucky that he didn't get sent away for a long damn time.

01 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
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The Jami Turman Fan Club     

Rockstone: Watch him never get his job back, though.


He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

Speaking of which, did the cop who was banging a hooker on the hood of his squad car (while being filmed by a security camera) get his job back?

01 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
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bulldg4life     
The mom wasn't suspicious when she was driving her daughter to a sleepover at a house where a 40yo lives with his grandmother, but she was suspicious when she later read two or three text messages?

Is it just me or does it sound like the mom didn't care until she realized she couldn't beat her daughter in a race for this guy's love?

01 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
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JohnCarter    [TotalFark]  
So...this is what I learned from the article

Step 1 - find family with teenage daughter having marital issues
Step 2 - offer to "shelter" the young lass
Step 3 - have movie night with said lass in Granny's basement and or den
Step 4 - as part of the counseling process nail the mom also
Step 5 - make yout own movies???

01 Dec 2012 03:57 PM
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NephilimNexus     
Well his last name is Best...

01 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Rockstone: Watch him never get his job back, though.


bwahahaha! Watch him move two counties away, quickly land good paying law enforcement job as they treasure hiring a trained experienced willing warm body regardless of personal morals or history.

01 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
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The One True TheDavid     
GAT_00:

There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.

I don't know, sugardumpling, I think your ass looks fine in that.

Anyway. In prison, is a 39 year old guy who gets time for banging a 16 year old chick regarded as a pedophile and persecuted, or do they just think of him as somebody who got caught doing what we've all considered at some point? Do they make the distinction I do between "first grader" and "slightly under legal age"?

01 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     

BigGary_: .....acquitted William Todd Best of charges he had sexual several times with the high school girl two years ago.

Can I has sexual too?


/No!! No soup for YOU!!

01 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
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Ima4nic8or     
Thats hot. Aside from being arrestinated that is one lucky dude.

01 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
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wambu     

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


They shared anecotes and shame over ice cream and Bioré strips.

01 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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Ronin_S     
Oh, subby's just making a stupid "your Mom" joke.

*Read article*

OMGWTFBBQ?!

/I need a shower now T_T

01 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
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Mega Steve     

Ima4nic8or: Thats hot. Aside from being arrestinated that is one lucky dude.


pinkie.ponychan.net

01 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
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Apos     

wambu: Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?

They shared anecotes and shame over ice cream and Bioré strips.


That's how it should have played out.

01 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     

GAT_00: There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages. the victim stating in court that it was true.


Shocking. They found a cop more credible. It'd be a damn shame if someone kicked his ass.

01 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
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laid back w/bud light     
I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.

It's called the Eiffel Tower.

01 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
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Maxor     
So since he was found not -guilty of misconduct he can get his deputy sheriff's position back right?

Or at least win a lawsuit for crap tons of lost pay back wages and defamation?

01 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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ttc2301     
Useless without pics...of mom, at least.

01 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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proton     

mrswood: Dirtbag


I'm assuming you're referring to the mother this case. I mean, she did deliver the kid to his house for overnight stays fir fark sake.

01 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
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Indubitably     
I'm sure this has been done, but 'tis a guilty pleasure: To serve and...

*)

01 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  
Subby neglected to mention "not shot by Bob Marley."

01 Dec 2012 07:32 PM
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foxyshadis     

The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.


RTFA, he was fired last year.

01 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
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clyph     

foxyshadis: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

RTFA, he was fired last year.


And he'll be un-fired next year, with full back pay.

01 Dec 2012 07:58 PM
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Bigdogdaddy     

clyph: foxyshadis: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

RTFA, he was fired last year.

And he'll be un-fired next year, with full back pay.


Being the Sheriff departments are elected positions, probably not.

01 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
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belhade     

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


Only when at the same time.

01 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
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Macular Degenerate     
Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?

01 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
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sweet-daddy-2     

Macular Degenerate: Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?


More like Who was hotter?

01 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
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Apos     

Macular Degenerate: Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?


Doesn't the tag answer that question?

01 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
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