Needs the Obvious tag.

Single guys still have them beat.

University researchers discovered that while men stare at the faces of people in photographs and fine art paintings, women are more interested in looking at their breasts.

"Girlfriend, my eyes are up here."

I call BS

More like shooting daggers and being envious at other females......

Are there boob, booty and leg chicks?

Feh, any woman who claims she doesn't spend just as much time oggling men as men do women is lyyyiinngggg.

My wife did this. Then she left me to be with them.

Maybe if "ogling" means condescending their fashion sense.

basemetal: More like shooting daggers and being envious at other females......

Yep. This is why women will never rule the world, they hate each other.

And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I am a female married to a male and I enjoy ogling women WITH my husband. Having said that, there's no doubt in my mind that he spends way more time doing it than I do :P

This thread has epic potential.

FightDirector: And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I think she would be more attractive with smaller boobs.

And yet Dennis Prager said exactly the opposite.

Now I don't know who to believe: The Daily Fail, or some right-wing nut?

Deep down, they're all bunny boilers Dan. Dan?

My gf's a bisexual who leans towards women (so I don't know how she barely puts up with me) so that's true in our case.

/women are just naturally more beautiful. Just because most women need the deep dicking doesn't mean they aren't more attracted to other women

Mark Ratner: FightDirector: And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I think she would be more attractive with smaller boobs.

Seth Rogen / Paul Rudd

Psycoholic_Slag: basemetal: More like shooting daggers and being envious at other females......

Yep. This is why women will never rule the world, they hate each other.

yeppers. men will bust each other's faces and then go have a beer and discuss how the best way to bust a face is. and then make some sexist joke, have a laugh and another beer. women will try and figure out the best way to scratch out the other girl's eyes without seeming "catty"

It's been said that we all evaluate potential threats. Men look for physical prowess and weapons, women look for beauty and personality. Nothing new here.

Mark Ratner: FightDirector: And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I think she would be more attractive with smaller boobs.

She has wide hips, so if she didn't have big boobs, she'd be pear shaped. I think she's perfect

razyjean: I am a female married to a male and I enjoy ogling women WITH my husband. Having said that, there's no doubt in my mind that he spends way more time doing it than I do :P

Ditto.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Feh, any woman who claims she doesn't spend just as much time oggling men as men do women is lyyyiinngggg.

I don't really check dudes out like that. But everyone can appreciate a nice set of boobies.

/relatively straight female
//it's all relative

Oh keep dreaming. According to Fark, we're all lesbians anyway. I guess if you can't get laid, your next best fantasy is that we're all doing it to each other, and you might get to watch if you play your cards right.

I have never in my life met "women" who act like what you guys say women are like. Maybe I just have much better taste in my acquaintances.

What bookmark?

Lesbians are not hot.

Mega Steve: Mark Ratner: FightDirector: And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I think she would be more attractive with smaller boobs.

She has wide hips, so if she didn't have big boobs, she'd be pear shaped. I think she's perfect

She just looks stuffed into that dress, uncomfortably so. Like if she made any awkward, sudden movements, a boob might pop out. On second thought....

riverwalk barfly: Psycoholic_Slag: basemetal: More like shooting daggers and being envious at other females......

Yep. This is why women will never rule the world, they hate each other.

yeppers. men will bust each other's faces and then go have a beer and discuss how the best way to bust a face is. and then make some sexist joke, have a laugh and another beer. women will try and figure out the best way to scratch out the other girl's eyes without seeming "catty"

Yep.

vpb: Are there boob, booty and leg chicks?

Absolutely, there are. A woman I know calls herself an above-the-waist bisexual. Trust me, it's fun hanging out with those kinds of women.

It's called competition.

I wonder if it's because the men are just trying to not be creepy.

cryinoutloud: Oh keep dreaming. According to Fark, we're all lesbians anyway. I guess if you can't get laid, your next best fantasy is that we're all doing it to each other, and you might get to watch if you play your cards right.

I have never in my life met "women" who act like what you guys say women are like. Maybe I just have much better taste in my acquaintances.

Sounds like you hang out with boring women.

I don't think the study covers this but my guess is that men spend more time finding and looking at naked women than women do for male and female combined.

I'll try reading the actual paper PLOS: Eye Movements to Natural Images as a Function of Sex and Personality.

What the Fark ever. Italian guys beat em all hands down.

From my admittedly limited experience, women do it out of insecurity and jealousy. I do it out of admiration.

Mark Ratner: FightDirector: And yet, while reading that article, I felt irresistibly drawn to the article on the sidebar about Salma Hayek...

I think she would be more attractive with smaller boobs.

You'd still date her. I know you would...

Case in point:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11 /21/helen-mirren-jessica-biel-ge t -handsy-hitchcock-premiere-photos_n_21 70572.html

My theory is (remember I'm on Chantex) Men can say things like I've got a huge _________ (insert favorite word for penis) and another guy will never know, we aren't going to find out either.
Women on the other hand don't even have to say I've got huge boobs, because it's obvious. So women sit there and glare at the biatch with big boobs in envy. And because you wear so much less clothes, others can check out your ass/ legs, it's like you women are in a contest everyday.
/ having a Chantex moment

Valarius: It's been said that we all evaluate potential threats. Men look for physical prowess and weapons, women look for beauty and personality. Nothing new here.

Except when I see a guy who has more physical prowess than me I wish I was like him or if I see a guy with an awesome weapon I want that weapon. I don't necessarily want the dude to DIAF. I ADMIRE that little bi*ch Leonardo Dicaprio's ability to bang supermodels. Chicks just get all jealous and insecure.

/painting with a broad brush but you get my point

cryinoutloud: Oh keep dreaming. According to Fark, we're all lesbians anyway. I guess if you can't get laid, your next best fantasy is that we're all doing it to each other, and you might get to watch if you play your cards right.

I have never in my life met "women" who act like what you guys say women are like. Maybe I just have much better taste in my acquaintances.

This is Fark. Most guys on here couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds

Fear of castration by salad-fork will keep the testes in line.

No, you are much prettier than her. Who? Oh, I didn't notice. Yes, dear.

Pro Tip: If a chick ever asks you if the other girl's ass looks fat, the correct response is: "What girl?" "I'm sorry, my love, I was busy dreaming of our storybook wedding; what were you saying?"

Then, as you stare longingly into her eyes that are fixated on the girl's ass you clocked before you even got out of the car, dunk your balls in the ranch dressing because that is the wettest and most nourished they will be until after the separation.

/hopeless romantic

razyjean: I am a female married to a male and I enjoy ogling women WITH my husband. Having said that, there's no doubt in my mind that he spends way more time doing it than I do :P

Married male here, she's much more likely to point out someone to me than I am to her.

From the sidebar:

Golden girl: Ke$ha dons a shiny bodysuit as she performs latest single on UK chat show She must have thought it was her time to shine on Graham Norton Show

Ogle this, ladies. Go ahead I dare you.

machoprogrammer: cryinoutloud: Oh keep dreaming. According to Fark, we're all lesbians anyway. I guess if you can't get laid, your next best fantasy is that we're all doing it to each other, and you might get to watch if you play your cards right.

I have never in my life met "women" who act like what you guys say women are like. Maybe I just have much better taste in my acquaintances.

This is Fark. Most guys on here couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds

Beerguy: [hosting01.hotchyx.com image 640x649]

Fit Breasticles > Fake Breasticles...

letrole: Lesbians are not hot.



You're trolling...or trolling. Yeah, let's go with trolling.

Local_User: Fear of castration by salad-fork will keep the testes in line.

No, you are much prettier than her. Who? Oh, I didn't notice. Yes, dear.

Pro Tip: If a chick ever asks you if the other girl's ass looks fat, the correct response is: "What girl?" "I'm sorry, my love, I was busy dreaming of our storybook wedding; what were you saying?"

Then, as you stare longingly into her eyes that are fixated on the girl's ass you clocked before you even got out of the car, dunk your balls in the ranch dressing because that is the wettest and most nourished they will be until after the separation.

/hopeless romantic

Why would fear of castration be a motivator? You sound like you don't have any balls to begin with.
If you act like this, don't be surprised when you find out that your wife/girl friend is banging a "real man" on the side.