Ok, poop coming out.

Yeah, I'm gettin' some of this. Be done in a minute.

"I can't believe the people on the Fark Politics tab!"

I heard her taking about the vet, save my balls, please!

There's a spider in my water dish!

Just stay out of my hair while I finish this bit, Tribble, and I'll let you out when I'm done.

The cat told me the floor is made of lava!

I just heard a cat.

Take a farking message I'm busy!

♫Daniel Boone was a man...yes, a biiiig man.....♫

Yes, yes, I've seen your Courage the Cowardly Dog impresssion. Now, get off of my head!

If this meme doesn't catch on, I have a feeling I am going to be sorry I taught you this trick.

What?...I'm 'getting some head'.

HairBolus: I just heard a cat.

I tot I hud a puddy tat!

Squirrel!

Local_User: My perch is a human. Your argument is BARK!

"Oh man! They're coming we gotta get outta here! C'mon c'mon lets go lets go!!"

Sock on the doorknob? Hello?

What if - I Taylor Swifted your neck?

Quiet cat! The master is reverse motor boating me.

Dude, they busted down the front door and they're coming down the hall! Get the rest of those account numbers and let's get the screaming fark outta here!

The fark was that?!