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02 Dec 2012 04:12 PM   |   36908 clicks   |   JackFM
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This is a late parrot    [TotalFark]  
+1 for the proper tag

01 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
Snarfangel     
At turns hilarious and disturbing, I think this should go green to inspire all Farkers to create their own holiday memories.

01 Dec 2012 07:38 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
ugh!

/reaches for the eye bleach

02 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
lethological_lassie     
I suddenly feel better about my family. Thanks, Fark!

02 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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This week on Doomsday Preppers......

02 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
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everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey

02 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
I don't know what's more terrifying -- that people took pictures like those, or that they thought that they should put them online where someone could find them and collect them in such an article. Or that they sent them to loved ones, who then turned around and put them online for the lulz.

At any rate, I'm really glad our family didn't do posed Christmas pictures. My hideous horn-rimmed pudgy teen visage was bad enough without being stuffed into a festive turtleneck and posed with a senile family member or pet.

02 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
skinbubble    [TotalFark]  
The fig leaf and coconut one was the most disturbing one for me.

02 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
uncleacid     
It's a shame they took our Kodachrome away.

02 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum     
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Is that a Hannah Anderson catalog picture?

02 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
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Jesus Curist died for your steak.

02 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
I bet with a little effort, you could date those right down to the second. Based on clothing, hairstyles, and hideous furry sofas.

02 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
Deathfrogg     
The boy has a future.

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02 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
Mad_Radhu     
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02 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
offmymeds     
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Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"

02 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
CaesarSneezy     
Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).

02 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Christmas sweaters are a polite way of saying "I hate you"

02 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
WhippingBoy     
The worse family photos are the ones with the entire extended family dressed in jeans and white sweaters, taken beneath the boughs of some majestic oak tree. Could you get any more narcissistic?

02 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
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Clockwise from the man:

"LOL, mom"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL mother in law"

"I, in fully sound state of mind, declare this to be my last will and testament. Burn all of my money and property in front of my only son, his biatch wife and their smelly daughters. Then stick a fan behind the ashes and trap them on the other side of the ash pile. Then turn the fan on and let the ashes blow all over their stupid clothes. But don't burn my stupid hat. That, you give back to my son, and say sternly, 'THIS IS WHY.' Then free them."

02 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     
Excuse me while i print some of these out and put them in my neighbor's mailbox...

02 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
LewDux     
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: Jews did it

02 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
whidbey     
What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

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I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.

02 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
safeinsane     
I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.

02 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
nmemkha     
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02 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
Artcurus     

Deathfrogg: The boy has a future.

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You realize that's a GIRL, right?

02 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
Pribar     
That figleaf one will end up being Exhibit A in one of those kids defense lineup one day, mark my words....

02 Dec 2012 04:36 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Struggling to find anything that WOULDN'T embarass me.
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OTOH this looks like my parents when I was a baby, so I know what their problem is:
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02 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
Deathfrogg     

Artcurus: Deathfrogg: The boy has a future.

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You realize that's a GIRL, right?


Woosh....

02 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh    [TotalFark]  

CaesarSneezy: Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).


And yet, here you are.

02 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
DiRF     
"Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin."

That's not Batman, it's Booster Gold--err, I mean, Green Lantern.

02 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
grimlock1972     
How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?

02 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
whidbey     

grimlock1972: How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?


It's been ongoing.

02 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
Matthew Keene     

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everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey


Interracial adoptions are so cute.

02 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
Great Janitor     
If it is wrong to pose naked with children in photographs, then I don't want to be right...

02 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
Fear the Clam     
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02 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
SoxSweepAgain     

safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.


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02 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
safeinsane     

SoxSweepAgain:
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Heh. If anything, I wanted to run away from the people I encountered at the photo lab.

02 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
assjuice     
Not scary, terrifying, epic or awkward. Maybe the thrill has worn off after seeing these pictures for 8 christmases in a row.

02 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
Bondith     

DiRF: "Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin."

That's not Batman, it's Booster Gold--err, I mean, Green Lantern.


Glad to see this has been covered.

Some people should not be allowed in front of cameras.

/still scarred by the non-Christmas Stack O' Nudists

02 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost     
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02 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
Fish in a Barrel     

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This week on Doomsday Preppers......


Whenever I see a picture like this, it never fails: bad trigger control.

02 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

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everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey


Come on come on come on come on

02 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     
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What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!

02 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  

Fish in a Barrel: basemetal: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x373]

This week on Doomsday Preppers......

Whenever I see a picture like this, it never fails: bad trigger control.


Heh, it was the first thing I spotted.

02 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
Juansmith     
Most of these are horrifying accidents and stupidities, but a few of them just struck me as committed performers.

02 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
JonZoidberg     
This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.

02 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
Oznog     

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What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!


Alright, you know the rule, Goth kids on my right, Emo kids on the left, and Vampire kids can GTFO and go to hell.

02 Dec 2012 05:16 PM
Enigmamf    [TotalFark]  
Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?

02 Dec 2012 05:20 PM
skankboy     

Enigmamf: Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?


"ripped" off like AFP created them.

02 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
LazarusLong42     

Enigmamf: Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?


They couldn't even bother to crop the logo out of most of them. Pretty bad form.

02 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
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