+1 for the proper tag

At turns hilarious and disturbing, I think this should go green to inspire all Farkers to create their own holiday memories.

ugh!

/reaches for the eye bleach

I suddenly feel better about my family. Thanks, Fark!

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I don't know what's more terrifying -- that people took pictures like those, or that they thought that they should put them online where someone could find them and collect them in such an article. Or that they sent them to loved ones, who then turned around and put them online for the lulz.

At any rate, I'm really glad our family didn't do posed Christmas pictures. My hideous horn-rimmed pudgy teen visage was bad enough without being stuffed into a festive turtleneck and posed with a senile family member or pet.

The fig leaf and coconut one was the most disturbing one for me.

It's a shame they took our Kodachrome away.

Is that a Hannah Anderson catalog picture?

Jesus Curist died for your steak.

I bet with a little effort, you could date those right down to the second. Based on clothing, hairstyles, and hideous furry sofas.

The boy has a future.

Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"

Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).

Christmas sweaters are a polite way of saying "I hate you"

The worse family photos are the ones with the entire extended family dressed in jeans and white sweaters, taken beneath the boughs of some majestic oak tree. Could you get any more narcissistic?

Clockwise from the man:

"LOL, mom"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL mother in law"

"I, in fully sound state of mind, declare this to be my last will and testament. Burn all of my money and property in front of my only son, his biatch wife and their smelly daughters. Then stick a fan behind the ashes and trap them on the other side of the ash pile. Then turn the fan on and let the ashes blow all over their stupid clothes. But don't burn my stupid hat. That, you give back to my son, and say sternly, 'THIS IS WHY.' Then free them."

Excuse me while i print some of these out and put them in my neighbor's mailbox...

: Jews did it

What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?



I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.

I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.

Deathfrogg: The boy has a future.

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You realize that's a GIRL, right?

That figleaf one will end up being Exhibit A in one of those kids defense lineup one day, mark my words....

Struggling to find anything that WOULDN'T embarass me.

OTOH this looks like my parents when I was a baby, so I know what their problem is:

Artcurus: Deathfrogg: The boy has a future.

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You realize that's a GIRL, right?

Woosh....

CaesarSneezy: Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).

And yet, here you are.

"Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin."

That's not Batman, it's Booster Gold--err, I mean, Green Lantern.

How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?

grimlock1972: How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?

It's been ongoing.

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everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey

Interracial adoptions are so cute.

If it is wrong to pose naked with children in photographs, then I don't want to be right...

safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.

SoxSweepAgain:
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Heh. If anything, I wanted to run away from the people I encountered at the photo lab.

Not scary, terrifying, epic or awkward. Maybe the thrill has worn off after seeing these pictures for 8 christmases in a row.

DiRF: "Holy Christmas Batman, Batgirl, Batdog and Robin."

That's not Batman, it's Booster Gold--err, I mean, Green Lantern.

Glad to see this has been covered.

Some people should not be allowed in front of cameras.

/still scarred by the non-Christmas Stack O' Nudists

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Whenever I see a picture like this, it never fails: bad trigger control.

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everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey

Come on come on come on come on

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!

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Whenever I see a picture like this, it never fails: bad trigger control.

Heh, it was the first thing I spotted.

Most of these are horrifying accidents and stupidities, but a few of them just struck me as committed performers.

This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.

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What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!

Alright, you know the rule, Goth kids on my right, Emo kids on the left, and Vampire kids can GTFO and go to hell.

Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?

Enigmamf: Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?

"ripped" off like AFP created them.

Enigmamf: Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?

They couldn't even bother to crop the logo out of most of them. Pretty bad form.