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   Ain't no party like a Woodridge party 'cause a Woodridge party don't stop until 80 people fight in the street and a teen gets run down by a car

02 Dec 2012 04:41 AM   |   4576 clicks   |   News.com.au
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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02 Dec 2012 12:18 AM
Apos     
When a "Project X" homage goes wrong....

02 Dec 2012 01:26 AM
eraser8     
FTFA: In a statement released via police on Sunday afternoon, his family described the 17-year-old as a "vibrant" and "outgoing" man who was looking forward to celebrating his 18th birthday on December 22.

They said Jordan will now "celebrate his birthday with his dad (Trevor Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".


Not only is it only 2 days before Christmas but it's the same day his dad died? Worst. Birthday. Evar.

02 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
othmar     
oh i thought i saw this on history channel yesterday...

and this is Buggs Bunny reporting from Hollywood

02 Dec 2012 04:45 AM
BumpInTheNight     
A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested over the Jordan's death, and will front court tomorrow on a murder charge.

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RIP The Jordan.

02 Dec 2012 05:13 AM
herrDrFarkenstein     
Brisbane problems.

02 Dec 2012 05:35 AM
smadge1     

herrDrFarkenstein: Brisbane problems.


Logan problems dude. Bloody bogan paradise.

02 Dec 2012 05:52 AM
falcontwin     

smadge1: herrDrFarkenstein: Brisbane problems.

Logan problems dude. Bloody bogan paradise.


They can call it logan central all they want it's still farking Woodridge the worst shiathole this side of Inala

02 Dec 2012 06:08 AM
Joe The Plumber     
what a sad story. i think. can someone translate that drek into proper english?

02 Dec 2012 06:28 AM
Pokeybun     
Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.

02 Dec 2012 06:36 AM
gravebayne2     

eraser8: FTFA: In a statement released via police on Sunday afternoon, his family described the 17-year-old as a "vibrant" and "outgoing" man who was looking forward to celebrating his 18th birthday on December 22.

They said Jordan will now "celebrate his birthday with his dad (Trevor Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

Not only is it only 2 days before Christmas but it's the same day his dad died? Worst. Birthday. Evar.



maybe it was a crazy party that day too.

02 Dec 2012 06:55 AM
Bob Down     

Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?


Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld

Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe Woodridge hit helter-skelter death

Th' teenager who died af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe.

THE teenager who done kil'd af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki.

Po-lice were called af'er Mr Tukaki, 17, was hit by a car in Stashun Road, Woodridge sho'tly af'er 10.30pm (AEST) on Saturday. Th' teenager was taken t'Princess Alexan'ra Horspital wif serious injuries, whar he later died, cuss it all t' tarnation.

In a statement released via po-lice on Sunday af'ernoon, his fambly dexcribed th' 17-year-old as a "vibrant" an' "outgwine" man who was lookin' fo'ward t'celebratin' his 18th birthday on December 22.

They said Jo'dan will now "celebrate his birthday wif his Paw (Trevo' Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

"Jo'dan had sech a bright future an' outgwine varmintality, loved moosic, was an awesome rapper, who'd stop t'he'p ennyone in need, was tragically taken fum his Mum (Tia), Nan (Jan), brothers, sisters, fambly an' friends on this hyar sad day," th' statement said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

"He is truly loved an' will be greatly missed by all, ah reckon."

A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested on over th' Jo'dan's death, an' will front court t'morry on a murder charge. Th' man has been reman'ed in cestody an' will appear in th' Beenleigh Magistrates Court on Monday mo'nin'.

He is facin' charges of murder an' dangerous operashun of a moto' vehicle.

Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck

02 Dec 2012 07:08 AM
danno_to_infinity     

Bob Down: Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?

Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld

Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe Woodridge hit helter-skelter death

Th' teenager who died af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe.

THE teenager who done kil'd af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki.

Po-lice were called af'er Mr Tukaki, 17, was hit by a car in Stashun Road, Woodridge sho'tly af'er 10.30pm (AEST) on Saturday. Th' teenager was taken t'Princess Alexan'ra Horspital wif serious injuries, whar he later died, cuss it all t' tarnation.

In a statement released via po-lice on Sunday af'ernoon, his fambly dexcribed th' 17-year-old as a "vibrant" an' "outgwine" man who was lookin' fo'ward t'celebratin' his 18th birthday on December 22.

They said Jo'dan will now "celebrate his birthday wif his Paw (Trevo' Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

"Jo'dan had sech a bright future an' outgwine varmintality, loved moosic, was an awesome rapper, who'd stop t'he'p ennyone in need, was tragically taken fum his Mum (Tia), Nan (Jan), brothers, sisters, fambly an' friends on this hyar sad day," th' statement said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

"He is truly loved an' will be greatly missed by all, ah reckon."

A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested on over th' Jo'dan's death, an' will front court t'morry on a murder charge. Th' man has been reman'ed in cestody an' will appear in th' Beenleigh Magistrates Court on Monday mo'nin'.

He is facin' charges of murder an' dangerous operashun of a moto' vehicle.

Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck


Too heavy on the southern emphasis, they can't read down there so it is a wasted effort.

/I keed, I keed

//my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing

02 Dec 2012 07:21 AM
smadge1     

Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.


Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?

02 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
Pokeybun     

smadge1: Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.

Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?

Heh no. I own a bottom range Mazda 2. I am happily married, very gainfully employed, in my late 40s, with no kids, and I don't wear leggings as pants. I moved here 12 years ago knowing nothing about the suburb because the rent was much cheaper than on the northside where I'd been living. The people in my street seem to be human. It's the good end of a bad suburb.

02 Dec 2012 07:38 AM
Bob Down     

smadge1: Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.

Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?


Lime green or burnt orange ute?

02 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
lyndsayj     
farking southsiders. 10 years ago when I was a uni student in St Lucia, one night some bastard broke into my flat, while I was there, awake in the next room, and stole my bag (which, naturally, had my wallet and car keys) and car.

Where did the police later find said car abandoned, with all of my belongings (CDs etc) inside it stolen? Inala, surprise surprise. Guess I should be grateful the farkers didn't torch it before they abandoned it.

Also: Wacol train station is a farking scary place, even during the daytime.

02 Dec 2012 07:48 AM
Bob Down     

danno_to_infinity: Too heavy on the southern emphasis, they can't read down there so it is a wasted effort.

/I keed, I keed

//my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing


That's how it came out of the translator. Most Queenslanders couldn't read the original article either. Must be proximity to the equator or something.

/also kidding.. we love you just the way you are Queensland, 'ay?

02 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
cajunns     
It's just so nice that fark has provided a space for aussies to biatch about their cities

02 Dec 2012 08:11 AM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Kenny?

02 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
notyomama     
I'll just leave this here:

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02 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
Marcintosh     

danno_to_infinity: Bob Down: Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?

Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld
Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck

my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing


No keeding - I was amazed - way beyond anything I'd experienced prior.

02 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
trappedspirit     
So what ethnicity were they?

*reads article*

So what ethnicity were they?

02 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
DrunkenInsomniac     

Pokeybun: It's the good end of a bad suburb./big>i>

That made me laugh, like the coolest part of hell


02 Dec 2012 10:22 AM
SomethingToDo     

trappedspirit: So what ethnicity were they?

*reads article*

So what ethnicity were they?


Bogan, duh.

02 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
Active introvert     
I read this as WoodBRIDGE and thought it was a town that took the Walking Dead a little too seriously.

02 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
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