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02 Dec 2012 02:59 AM   |   24947 clicks   |   CNN
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Did he stab his victim with a Blue Steel knife?

02 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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02 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
SphericalTime    [TotalFark]  
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02 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
Tahs4Evar     

Bathia_Mapes: Did he stab his victim with a Blue Steel knife?


Or shot with a magnum?

02 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  

SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

02 Dec 2012 02:42 AM
Apos     

SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures.


As you wish:

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02 Dec 2012 02:58 AM
simplicimus     
So who did the eugoogly?

02 Dec 2012 03:05 AM
Typical Right Wing Doosh     
guy has nothing on Magnotta...

02 Dec 2012 03:05 AM
maram500     

propasaurus: SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?


My thoughts exactly. Not that I'm into male models anyway (I prefer my men to be of reasonable weight, for chrissakes), but as far as models go that guy is...ugly.

02 Dec 2012 03:05 AM
Plush_Cthulhu     
Maybe he took the crazy pills!

02 Dec 2012 03:05 AM
ladyfortuna     

maram500: propasaurus: SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

My thoughts exactly. Not that I'm into male models anyway (I prefer my men to be of reasonable weight, for chrissakes), but as far as models go that guy is...ugly.


He's not 'hit every branch on his way down the ugly tree' ugly though... just not stellar.

Also out of curiosity, was there a Fark thread about it at the time? I don't think I heard about this one.

02 Dec 2012 03:07 AM
maram500     

ladyfortuna: maram500: propasaurus: SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

My thoughts exactly. Not that I'm into male models anyway (I prefer my men to be of reasonable weight, for chrissakes), but as far as models go that guy is...ugly.

He's not 'hit every branch on his way down the ugly tree' ugly though... just not stellar.

Also out of curiosity, was there a Fark thread about it at the time? I don't think I heard about this one.


You're right, but compared to the American models who prostrate themselves for Ferragamo, Dolce & Gabana, and other high-fashion brands, this guy is rather blegh.

02 Dec 2012 03:14 AM
Gyrfalcon     

SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Oo, he's going to have a GOOD time in prison...

02 Dec 2012 03:15 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
They should keep him alone in prison. He is a homasexual: put him with other guys is not punishment it's like putting a child in a chocolate factory.
I feel bad for the old man. I don't agree with what he was but nobody deserves to die like that.

02 Dec 2012 03:16 AM
mc_madness     
I bet he choked the older man out with his THICK, girthy chipotle man meat.

Dripping in splooge, fecal matter, and blood..,

02 Dec 2012 03:17 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
Exactly.

02 Dec 2012 03:18 AM
mc_madness     

BesiktasBoy83: Exactly.


Thank you for agreeing...

02 Dec 2012 03:18 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
Sorry delete last one and replace it with.
@gryfalcon Exactly

02 Dec 2012 03:19 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
Not you. Disgusting comment. The guy that dies had family and friends maybe even children. You should think of them before wringing under his story.

02 Dec 2012 03:21 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

02 Dec 2012 03:23 AM
gadian     
Who takes a partner abroad and then dumps them? That's just inconsiderate. Then you either have to play polite the rest of the vacation or the dumped has the onus of arranging separate lodgings, transportation, meetings, etc..

02 Dec 2012 03:24 AM
teeny     
I think I saw that episode of Criminal Minds...

02 Dec 2012 03:24 AM
wookiee cookie     

mc_madness: I bet he choked the older man out with his THICK, girthy chipotle man meat.

Dripping in splooge, fecal matter, and blood..,


you sound curious

02 Dec 2012 03:25 AM
fusillade762     

maram500: ladyfortuna: maram500: propasaurus: SphericalTime: Article was useless without pictures:

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Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

My thoughts exactly. Not that I'm into male models anyway (I prefer my men to be of reasonable weight, for chrissakes), but as far as models go that guy is...ugly.

He's not 'hit every branch on his way down the ugly tree' ugly though... just not stellar.

Also out of curiosity, was there a Fark thread about it at the time? I don't think I heard about this one.

You're right, but compared to the American models who prostrate themselves for Ferragamo, Dolce & Gabana, and other high-fashion brands, this guy is rather blegh.


What about Versace?

02 Dec 2012 03:26 AM
eraser8     
Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?

02 Dec 2012 03:26 AM
gadian     

eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?


The same reason you hear about male nurses and lady firemen.

02 Dec 2012 03:31 AM
AbbeySomeone     

eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?


See also - nurse, pilot, doctor, etc.

02 Dec 2012 03:33 AM
Fluorescent Testicle     

BesiktasBoy83: [who cares]


Ergh. Who revived the Bestikas character? It wasn't amusing then and it's not amusing now.

02 Dec 2012 03:35 AM
Mega Steve     
Castro was found bludgeoned and castrated in the hotel room in January 2011, a law enforcement source told CNN at the time.

I guess he doesn't take rejection well. Probably worth mentioning to his future cellmates

02 Dec 2012 03:39 AM
PonceAlyosha     

Mega Steve: Castro was found bludgeoned and castrated in the hotel room in January 2011, a law enforcement source told CNN at the time.

I guess he doesn't take rejection well. Probably worth mentioning to his future cellmates


Unlike other types of prostitute. Models and actors tend to start thinking they're artists rather than simply sex objects. Kid got tired of sucking old man cock.

02 Dec 2012 03:43 AM
eraser8     

gadian: The same reason you hear about male nurses and lady firemen.


AbbeySomeone: See also - nurse, pilot, doctor, etc.


I guess I'm unusual in that I call a man who is a nurse a "nurse." Although, I could see myself calling a woman who is a fireman a "lady fireman."

02 Dec 2012 03:44 AM
Devmapall     
Why leave through the lobby?

02 Dec 2012 03:44 AM
Acharne     

mc_madness: BesiktasBoy83: Exactly.

Thank you for agreeing...


Let no one beseech 'Why can't we all just get along' because we're doing just fine here in this thread.

02 Dec 2012 03:45 AM
Pray 4 Mojo     
This is why we shouldn't be letting the gays get married.

02 Dec 2012 03:47 AM
James F. Campbell     

BesiktasBoy83: homasexual


Get thee hence, ignorant clod.

02 Dec 2012 03:48 AM
Big Ramifications     
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Former male model Francis Fasher of Foxboro was arrested and charged with DUI.

02 Dec 2012 03:56 AM
silvervial     

PonceAlyosha: Mega Steve: Castro was found bludgeoned and castrated in the hotel room in January 2011, a law enforcement source told CNN at the time.

I guess he doesn't take rejection well. Probably worth mentioning to his future cellmates

Unlike other types of prostitute. Models and actors tend to start thinking they're artists rather than simply sex objects. Kid got tired of sucking old man cock.


The *old man* broke off the relationship, while they were in a foreign country. Not that that excuses what the kid did in response.

02 Dec 2012 03:59 AM
reubendaley     
Is he an Arab?

02 Dec 2012 04:01 AM
KrispyKritter     
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

-- this is sad. young man will probably go to jail for the rest of his life. the old fellow probably made many friends throughout his years and they will all miss him. affairs of the heart can be so tragic, so cruel.

02 Dec 2012 04:02 AM
GungFu     
Oh, and gays aren't allowed to kill each other now?

The persecution of the homosexual is alive and well in America, people. When will this intolerance end?

02 Dec 2012 04:04 AM
Big Ramifications     
FTA: Now, almost two years later, a New York jury has convicted model Renato Seabra of the grisly second-degree murder.

There was this joke doin' the rounds when I was in Grade 1. Probably one of the first 5 "proper" jokes I evarr had told to me, FWIW.

Summarised in 2 sentences. "Kid has to come to school the next day and present 3 words for the class. The 3 words he chooses are ones he randomly overheard that afternoon after school, and they were: Takeoff. Zebra. Baby.

Oh you better believe it.

// just wondering if that joke, in various forms, has crossed oceans and generations?
// or if it was peculiar to my neck of the woods? 

02 Dec 2012 04:08 AM
GungFu     

AbbeySomeone: eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?

See also - nurse, pilot, doctor, etc.


There are no such thing as 'female doctors' - these people are collectively called 'nurses'.
Same with pilots - 'female pilots' are collectively called 'Stewardesses' or to use the official term: 'Trolley Dollies'.

Lady boys: lesbians who wear trousers and flat shoes (see Ellen Degeneres)

02 Dec 2012 04:10 AM
BesiktasBoy83     
@ fluorescent teaticle [who cares]

Whatever buddy. You can go on my ignore list, see you ijn1 month. Don't appreciate ignorance when I am courteous.

02 Dec 2012 04:12 AM
Kurmudgeon     

GungFu: Oh, and gays aren't allowed to kill each other now?


Yeah, most countries have laws against murder.
You're my liable to be killed by someone of your own group than by someone outside it.
/imagine that

02 Dec 2012 04:19 AM
FerroMancer     
Excuse me, quick question.

Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?

02 Dec 2012 04:20 AM
gadian     

FerroMancer: Excuse me, quick question.

Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?


That's really all there is to it.

02 Dec 2012 04:22 AM
FerroMancer     

gadian: FerroMancer: Excuse me, quick question.

Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?

That's really all there is to it.


I see what you mean, but if it was the other way around and it was two US citizens, we would have had this guy back through extradition before the blood was done pooling.

02 Dec 2012 04:25 AM
Godamnlimey    [TotalFark]  

Devmapall: Why leave through the lobby?


Back door was out of commission?

02 Dec 2012 04:27 AM
ChromoSomes     
FTA: Castro was found bludgeoned and castrated in the hotel room in January 2011, a law enforcement source told CNN at the time. Seabra, now 23, attacked Castro because he was angry that Castro had ended their relationship, prosecutors said.

It would seem that Mr. Seabra was suffering withdrawal symptoms (of the anal variety).

02 Dec 2012 04:40 AM
ecl     
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DNRTFA Zoolander is a gem.

02 Dec 2012 04:51 AM
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