Hawaii pretty much has shark bite season year-round, now that Ellison bought Lanai.

It's like the Christmas creep that has infiltrated both November and January (heck, some places have Christmas in July as well), now we have shark creep.....

So with that said, can someone photoshop either a shark eating Santa/Jesus or a shark dressed up like Santa??

Or maybe a weeping shark on a cross?

Hawaii? Was this guy involved?

ggecko: It's like the Christmas creep that has infiltrated both November and January (heck, some places have Christmas in July as well), now we have shark creep.....

We could probably solve the Christmas Creep problem by using sharks. I'm all for it.

It's just global warming. There are two choices: swim away really fast or pray for colder water.

Global warming!

Maybe they need to let the sharks know when it's shark attack season?

If you see one with a red nose, it's the frikkin sharks with lazers getting in on the war against Christmas.

another effect of global warming

ggecko: So with that said, can someone photoshop either a shark eating Santa/Jesus or a shark dressed up like Santa??

Or maybe a weeping shark on a cross?

The seasons are opposite for the north and south hemisphere, right?

Have you been outside in the midwest or southern US today subby? It apparently IS spring.

Kennedy suffered multiple lacerations to his lower left leg and thigh.

I wanted to make a comment about sampling, but now I wanna make a joke about the gunman on the grassy knoll.

*knock knock* Candygram!

And I was just in a surf shop yesterday picking out a bodyboard.

Really want to get in the water but terrified of the grey things with teeth.

It was a Tiger sharck. farking garbage disposals of the sea those things will eat almost anything.

Was it a Detroit Tiger Shark? Those guys carry knives.

I thought this was the season when we hear which child's toy will kill us in our sleep.

Sharks want their Xmas present too...

canwolfshadow: It was a Tiger sharck.

"A whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

//can't be obscure

Evidently sharks don't read the news to know when and where they are supposed to attack.