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   Wait, I thought the shark attack seasonal stories were in the spring, not December. C'mon media, get your seasons straight, will ya?

02 Dec 2012 10:10 AM   |   3401 clicks   |   UPI
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
Hawaii pretty much has shark bite season year-round, now that Ellison bought Lanai.

02 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
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ggecko     
It's like the Christmas creep that has infiltrated both November and January (heck, some places have Christmas in July as well), now we have shark creep.....

02 Dec 2012 10:14 AM
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ggecko     
So with that said, can someone photoshop either a shark eating Santa/Jesus or a shark dressed up like Santa??

Or maybe a weeping shark on a cross?

02 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
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Kit Fister    [TotalFark]  
Hawaii? Was this guy involved?

24.media.tumblr.com

02 Dec 2012 10:27 AM
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Raw_fishFood     

ggecko: It's like the Christmas creep that has infiltrated both November and January (heck, some places have Christmas in July as well), now we have shark creep.....


We could probably solve the Christmas Creep problem by using sharks. I'm all for it.

02 Dec 2012 10:30 AM
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brokenscissor     
It's just global warming. There are two choices: swim away really fast or pray for colder water.

02 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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EatenTheSun    [TotalFark]  
Global warming!

02 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
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trappedspirit     
Maybe they need to let the sharks know when it's shark attack season?

02 Dec 2012 10:42 AM
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Farkengruven     
If you see one with a red nose, it's the frikkin sharks with lazers getting in on the war against Christmas.

02 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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thisiszombocom     
another effect of global warming

02 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
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Darkviking     

ggecko: So with that said, can someone photoshop either a shark eating Santa/Jesus or a shark dressed up like Santa??

Or maybe a weeping shark on a cross?


i6.photobucket.com

02 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
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DyslexNick     
The seasons are opposite for the north and south hemisphere, right?

02 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
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Shadow Blasko     
Have you been outside in the midwest or southern US today subby? It apparently IS spring.

02 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
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wildcardjack     
Kennedy suffered multiple lacerations to his lower left leg and thigh.

I wanted to make a comment about sampling, but now I wanna make a joke about the gunman on the grassy knoll.

3.bp.blogspot.com

02 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
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BumpInTheNight     
*knock knock* Candygram!

02 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
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Coastalgrl     
And I was just in a surf shop yesterday picking out a bodyboard.

Really want to get in the water but terrified of the grey things with teeth.

02 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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canwolfshadow     
It was a Tiger sharck. farking garbage disposals of the sea those things will eat almost anything.

02 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
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Farkengruven     
Was it a Detroit Tiger Shark? Those guys carry knives.

02 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
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songbird1987     
I thought this was the season when we hear which child's toy will kill us in our sleep.

02 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Sharks want their Xmas present too...

02 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  

canwolfshadow: It was a Tiger sharck.


"A whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

//can't be obscure

02 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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saturn badger     
Evidently sharks don't read the news to know when and where they are supposed to attack.

02 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
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