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   "The trick to having sex in the library is to pick a section of books that people won't ever think to look up. Like the British Royal Academy archives"

02 Dec 2012 11:18 AM   |   11395 clicks   |   The Daily Californian
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MayoSlather     
It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.

02 Dec 2012 09:38 AM
flucto    [TotalFark]  

MayoSlather: It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.


But as she points out in her story, it's not always about a happy ending.

02 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
Richard Saunders     
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Wants security increased in the Paleontology section.

02 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
MayoSlather     

flucto: MayoSlather: It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.

But as she points out in her story, it's not always about a happy ending.


Yes, but seeing that she's asian I just assumed one party had a happy ending, and then perhaps a post-coital warm towel.

02 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
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I'd take her to the stacks

02 Dec 2012 10:36 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Thanks!  That section of books sure did the trick, granted the section of books wasn't the best conversationalist and refused to cuddle afterwards but any portfolio in a storm, right?

02 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
Klippoklondike    [TotalFark]  

Richard Saunders: [i1202.photobucket.com image 302x400]
Wants security increased in the Paleontology section.


Came for it, leaving happy

02 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Ed Finnerty     
Am I the only one who goes to the Short Stories section?

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02 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
GAT_00     

ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks


That's a dude with implants.

02 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
ahhh college newspapers. where freshmen learn they can swear in their articles and do so as much as possible until they graduate.

It makes them look like an adult

02 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
strangeguitar     
I lost my virginity in a library when I was 16. 25 years later, my wife and I went back to the same library 3 weeks ago, and stamped some books once again.

02 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
cptjeff     
Wanna bet ten different couples show up to each of those formerly secluded locations tomorrow? Either you get an orgy in the stacks or a lot of red faces. And I bet the library will be upping security.

02 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
qualtrough     
I am filing this in my card catalog under "Parents, proud, must be so."

02 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Shadow Blasko     
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02 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
DerpHerder     
"around 4:20 p.m"
Nice!

02 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     
Wow, talk about sharing way too much information.

02 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
The Face Of Oblivion     
Other than providing fun places to get down, Berkeley is the best place to explore your sexuality. Our school is a predominantly safe and accepting space with many places, people and resources to help you discover your sexual self. It is the place where I learned what it means to be queer, to recognize the presence of patriarchy, to attempt polyamory and to become more confident in my sexuality so I could go ahead with new experiences - attending naked parties and orgies and writing a sex column, just to name a few.

Learn to appreciate your sexy side and experience a few frisky things during your time here. Take the Female Sexuality DeCal, have sex in Morrison, do the naked run and talk to people who are willing to share their personal experiences. The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university.


Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.

02 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
cig-mkr     
Any woman willing to do me in the stacks would be below my standards.

02 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
wildcardjack     

GAT_00: ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks

That's a dude with implants.


There's a picture to make lesbians turn straight.

02 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
Balchinian     
For me, the trick to having sex in the library was learning how to avoid paper cuts.

On a more serious note, most libraries of any size now have security cameras everywhere. So choose your locations carefully.

02 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers     

qualtrough: I am filing this in my card catalog under "Parents, proud, must be so."


The 1980s called. They want their punchline back.

02 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
BeerGraduate     
I'd dewey her decimal system.

/not

02 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
skinink     
The Famous Transgender Athletes Section

02 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
fastbow     
Wow. I pity the poor Stacks Technician whose day they just ruined. Someone gets to move the shelves back, clean up your gross mess, put back books you knocked around, and generally clean up after you. All for $7.25 an hour. What an ass.

Keep your sex out of the library unless you're willing to provide some kind of "benefit" for the ones who have to clean up the fruit of your labor...

02 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly     
Seriously? Librarians have it hard enough as it is. Just do it in the park or something, if you need that kind of stimulation.

02 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
DaCaptain19     

ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks


That's a man, man.



/you know how I know you're gay?

02 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
oukewldave     
Who shares this much details? You'd never be able to do any of it again. I have a feeling she is making it all up for the paper.

02 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Tax Boy     
Use the group study rooms. that's what they're there for. we know why you're reserving the windowless ones in the basement near the print journals.

and protip: don't watch porn at the public computers that we can see from the reference desk

/university librarian
//we always catch some couple during the reading period before finals

02 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
ows     
british porn?

almost,almost,almost....done.

02 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
UseUrHeadFred     
"Welcome home, honey. What did you do this semester."

"Oh, I studied and wrote for the school paper."

"Oh, really? What did you write? Surely you'll show me!"

"..."

02 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
fredbox    [TotalFark]  

oukewldave: Who shares this much details? You'd never be able to do any of it again. I have a feeling she is making it all up for the paper.


Nah, its Berkeley. I think its a graduation requirement actually.

02 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
aspAddict     
Buddy of mine said he was going to hook up with her a few months back, but found out she has the herp.

02 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
bilgemaster     
Say, while you're in the library anyhow, you might want to look up "pseudonym."

/Carly Bradshowoff

02 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
Baz the Spaz     
FTFA: "The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university."

Oh, ok. So, academic achievement takes a back seat to your quest to fark anytime, anywhere, with anyone?

/She's an attention whore.
//And not a very good looking one at that.

02 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
Thisbymaster     
I had a girlfriend that wanted to do in the library. We found the unused area of the library and started going at it. God i want her back so bad.

02 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
Stinkyy     
I used to bang much finer university split-tails in every clime and place.

/Would NOT hit

02 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
gingerjet     

The Face Of Oblivion: Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.


I have the same biatch about my friends who insist in living in gayborhoods. Live gay, shop gay, eat gay, and talk gay. Get the fark out and expose yourself to new things already. And that includes having to deal with people who may not agree with you.

/THE HORROR!

02 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
Fano     
University of Memphis, on the higher floors is like the fortress of solitude. No chance of being seen.

Rhodes College had a lot of nooks and crannys as well.

02 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
finnished     

Thisbymaster: I had a girlfriend that wanted to do in the library. We found the unused area of the library and started going at it. God i want her back so bad.


Forget about her back, how was her ass?

02 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
MeanJean     
I got two words for ya.

Microfiche section.

02 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
Teaser     
Her parents must be so proud.

02 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
TotallyHeadless     
Is it trendy to admit to be known as a hoe? I really just don't get why girls think Is it "empowering" to advertise that their easy.

02 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Cheron     

Balchinian: On a more serious note, most libraries of any size now have security cameras everywhere. So choose your locations carefully.


Please be aware of the lighting and security will only keep the video for 72 hours so if you want a copy please put in a request before this time.

02 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
I do the deed in the young adult section.

02 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
The Book Was Better     
Librarians frown on these shenanigans....

02 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
digitalrain    [TotalFark]  
I remember my senior year in high school, we did a visitation day over at Montgomery Jr College.
My then boyfriend and I found the library. Didn't have sex, but a whole lotta making out. People
just stepped over us. In retrospect, it was classless of us but at the time...

Ah...to be young and horny enough to suck face whenever and wherever you got the chance...

02 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
The Third Man     

MeanJean: I got two words for ya.

Microfiche section.


I spent about half of my undergrad career in the microfiche section, never saw anything like that. Course it was about 20 feet from a lending desk, so I'm not surprised. But it was a quiet place within a short walk from the restrooms and the cafeteria, so it was a good place to study.

I know at the University of Toronto's Robarts library there are many group study rooms with lockable doors...and some with shades which pull down. I'm sure people got up to all kinds of shenanigans there.

02 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Ima4nic8or     
I'd hit it. I wonder if she likes overweight, balding men in their 40s.

02 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
flucto    [TotalFark]  

Ima4nic8or: I'd hit it. I wonder if she likes overweight, balding men in their 40s.


She can write about that for her next article.

02 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
aerojockey    [TotalFark]  

TotallyHeadless: Is it trendy to admit to be known as a hoe? I really just don't get why girls think Is it "empowering" to advertise that their easy.

 

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