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   Mommy, Miss Noelle at the library has a tramp stamp

02 Dec 2012 02:16 PM   |   26226 clicks   |   Boston Herald
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Sure are a lot of librarians that like it in the pooper........

02 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
"It is to say that we're cool and we're diverse and we're not your mother's or grandmother's librarian"

It is to say that the tattoo craze may finally be over.

02 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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dickfreckle     
Subby, I believe the correct term is "ass antlers."

02 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
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dustman81    [TotalFark]  
Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

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02 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Actually, that's handy for a librarian. You can easily see how many times...

(puts on sunglasses)

...it's been checked out.

02 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
I'd have her in bed with me every night before I slept.

02 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
*with feigned cheerfulness*  Maybe you could check her out and daddy will read her to you before you go drink yourself to sleep!
 
*mumbled under breath* The got-damned two-timing whore magnet!

02 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
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Indolent    [TotalFark]  
I'd buy that for a dollar!

02 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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02 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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Super Chronic     
Ew! Ewwwww! They look nothing like the sexy librarians in porn movies!

02 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
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Arkanaut     

basemetal: [plasticcupguy.files.wordpress.com image 295x365]


Ouch. I pity the tattoo artist who had to put that on.

02 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
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Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
Miss Noelle's name is Kelly. Her name is Kelly.

02 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
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big pig peaches     
"Youth librarians showing off their tats ranged in age from 28 to 46."

I didn't realize I was still a youth.

02 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
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jaytkay     
A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

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02 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
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jaytkay     
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02 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....


s4.hubimg.com

What a sexy librarian might not look like.

02 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

jaytkay: A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

[multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 400x603]


A rather large Lizzie Borden tattoo. Guess when you have that much canvas to work with.

02 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
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theflatline    [TotalFark]  

Notabunny: Miss Noelle's name is Kelly. Her name is Kelly.


but thank god not the total farkette kelly noel, cause if it were, after seeing her ass i would have to be placed on a suicide watch

02 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
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Third_Uncle_Eno     
Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you

02 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
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Arthur Jumbles     
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It's like she put a bullseye right above her breasts...

02 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
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jankyboy    [TotalFark]  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
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02 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
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nicoffeine     
"Mommy, why is Miss Noelle touching you there?"
"Honey, go read 'A Wrinkle In Time,' and get back to me when you're done."

02 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

i46.tinypic.com

02 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
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UseUrHeadFred     

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 


I'd kindle her fire.

02 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
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Kuroshin     

Marcus Aurelius: "It is to say that we're cool and we're diverse and we're not your mother's or grandmother's librarian"

It is to say that the tattoo craze may finally be over.


It's only been a couple million years. Give it time.

02 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
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Super Chronic     

Third_Uncle_Eno: Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you


Well, my wife is older than that and looks younger, so I feel blessed. Think I'll go have me some sex with her now.

See you guys, be back in 90 seconds or so.

02 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
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ladyfortuna     
... Needs airbrushing...

Omg what did I just do...

/flees from angry feminists

02 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
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gravebayne2    [TotalFark]  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]


good lord. look at the size of them taters....

02 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
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Nick Nostril     

Arthur Jumbles: [multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 400x625]

It's like she put a bullseye right above her breasts...


And a set of goal posts in case you overshoot.

02 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
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BummerDuck     
Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.

02 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
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JosephFinn     
Oh hi, 2009.

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02 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
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Amos Quito     

jaytkay: A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

[multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 400x603]



There is nothing non-creepy about that pic.

02 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
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Friskya    [TotalFark]  

UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]


Or, so they told her.

02 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
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nicoffeine     

big pig peaches: "Youth librarians showing off their tats ranged in age from 28 to 46."

I didn't realize I was still a youth.


Technically, you're a yute.

02 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
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haineux     
My favorite librarian stereotype. Crazy cat-eye glasses, tattoos, and a love of linguistics.

02 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
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wildcardjack     
This thread has the potential to be the antidote to the pic of the author of that article about having sex in libraries. She could scare paint off a mailbox.

02 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

Friskya: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Or, so they told her.


It's probably legit: Link

02 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  

BummerDuck: My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


I kno, rite? They're probably circumcised, too. Soulless wankers.

02 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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02 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
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IAMTHEINTARWEBS     

UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]


Sooo, Does that mean she takes it in the pooper or what?

02 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
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titwrench     

BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


That is more a hypothesis than a theory and a shiatty one at that.

02 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
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MBrady     

Super Chronic: Third_Uncle_Eno: Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you

Well, my wife is older than that and looks younger, so I feel blessed. Think I'll go have me some sex with her now.

See you guys, be back in 90 seconds or so.


your wife says you've never lasted that long - ever

02 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
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Podmore    [TotalFark]  

BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


Well, their skin was certainly broken, so I guess you're technically correct.

No tats personally, but I've always been fascinated by them. I just can't think of an image I can muster that amount of commitment for. I actually admire the people who do feel so passionately about something that they'll permanently ink it on their body. And I'm always amazed by the people who just didn't stop to think that maybe that "POG Collector" tattoo might not be so cool a decade or so later.

02 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
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theBigBigEye     
Your girlfriend:

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Your girlfriend in reality:

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02 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
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nikku88     

nicoffeine:

Technically, you're a yute.


What is a yute?

02 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Sooo, Does that mean she takes it in the pooper or what?


Double happiness is not a path up the mountain, it is the view at the top.

02 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
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Scorpinock     

02 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
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dickfreckle     
We have a semi-regular librarian's convention here in New Orleans, and it's fantastic. Librarians (mostly American but many from elsewhere) descend on the city and it's more or less like every bad cliche sprung to life. When I was a bartender I used to fall in love every year they held it here, because nothing beats being simultaneously cute and smart. Many great times!

But yeah, they do the unleashed librarian dancing on the bar bit, will let their hair down and shake it out if you ask them humorously - like I said, all the cliches. My favorite librarian of all time carried a bottle of Glenlivet in a - you guessed it - NPR tote bag. Lol. We drank all of it watching the ships go by on the river, and made love in the park.

/wistful sigh

02 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
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dickfreckle     

theBigBigEye: Your girlfriend in reality:


Is that David Bowie?

02 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
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nucal     

nikku88: nicoffeine:

Technically, you're a yute.

What is a yute?


4.bp.blogspot.com

02 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
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