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   What's worse than going to jail as a child abductor? C) Going to jail as a would-be child abductor, because a 9-year-old girl fought you off

02 Dec 2012 03:49 PM   |   6669 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Whew! A happy ending to a child kidnapping case.

Glad to see she got away OK and the dude got caught.

02 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
fought off a culprit who tried to put a poison cloth over her face

I thought "does this rag smell like chloroform" was just a Fark cliché.

02 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
That guy's going to have a rough time in prison.

02 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
Mega Steve     
The girl kicked the would-be abductor after he tried placing a cloth with a noxious substance over her face about 3:30 p.m. on Nov. 28. She screamed and ran from the area before the man fled in a vehicle.

Never underestimate what 60 pounds of force can do to a man's crotch

02 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
Oldiron_79     
Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.

02 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
HMS_Blinkin     

ZAZ: fought off a culprit who tried to put a poison cloth over her face

I thought "does this rag smell like chloroform" was just a Fark cliché.


Well, Fark by way of 4cha, but yeah. Unfortunately someone mistook Pedobear for educational literature.

02 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
pootsie     

Oldiron_79: Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.


I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

02 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
Masta Kronix     
I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.


Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....

02 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
mekki     
If The Cabin in the Woods has taught me anything is that you don't want mess with 9 year old girls. They know how to fight. Especially Hungry Ghosts.

02 Dec 2012 04:15 PM
Liam Burns     

Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


Would that be a gift from God?

02 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
Godscrack     

Oldiron_79: Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.


He should hope he gets off that easy. Inmates don't have sex with chomos.

The only thing he has to look forward to is a new shank necklace.

02 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
Oldiron_79     
Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much.

02 Dec 2012 04:20 PM
Gyrfalcon     
One has to wonder if he's going to get worse treatment for being a child rapist...or being a weenie who got beat up by a 9-year old girl. I'm guessing the latter, myself.

02 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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02 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
Masta Kronix     
Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much


So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

Wanna know how I know you have issues?

02 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
Arcturus72    [TotalFark]  
How is screaming and running away "fighting off your asailant"?

02 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
Quantumbunny     

Masta Kronix: Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much

So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

Wanna know how I know you have issues?


Wanna know how I know you have issues?

It's cause you can't see and appreciate humor in topics because you feel shame and guilt because you think you should. Some things are funny whether they're appropriate or not.

\Get a life

02 Dec 2012 04:45 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Quantumbunny: Masta Kronix: Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much

So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

Wanna know how I know you have issues?

Wanna know how I know you have issues?

It's cause you can't see and appreciate humor in topics because you feel shame and guilt because you think you should. Some things are funny whether they're appropriate or not.

\Get a life


rape is only funny when the victim is male and over 20

02 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
Millennium     

Masta Kronix: So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

I think it's more about the fact that irony is funny. The actual circumstances can be horrendous enough to overcome that inherent humor, but it still has to be overcome.

02 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
rewind2846     
Ass whipped by a nine year old girl.
His cellies won't have a chance to get to him... they will be laughing too much.

02 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
namegoeshere     

Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


Rarely do they get pregnant in (mens) prison, because the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

02 Dec 2012 07:37 PM
Grave_Girl     

Arcturus72: How is screaming and running away "fighting off your asailant"?


She kicked him first. It's easy to miss, but is in the article.

02 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
Duke_leto_Atredes     

Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape

02 Dec 2012 08:30 PM
Unsung_Hero     

Duke_leto_Atredes: The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape


I'm not what you'd call 'pro-prison rape', but there are crimes for which I feel the sentences are horrendously insufficient and if prison rape happens to individuals convicted of such, I can abhor the rape while feeling there is some justice to it (in the retributive sense of the word). Not funny, though.

Clown rape, though, is only funny when it's clown-on-clown and they're both in full gear with floppy shoes, water-squirting flowers on the lapel and big red honkable-horn noses.

02 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
magu2k     

Duke_leto_Atredes: Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....

The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape


So you like being raped by clowns?

Anyways, If he had not come back to the area the next day, even with the good description provided.. chances are he would never have been caught. Clearly he was looking for another target.

Also this link has a lot more info including the line from his court appearance:

"Can I have bail?"

02 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
ItchyBrother     
If he ever ends up in GenPop (General Population) in prison, I bet they find him with so many shanks in his ass that he'll look like a Stainless Steel Porc-a-pine!

03 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
ferretman    [TotalFark]  

Unsung_Hero: Duke_leto_Atredes: The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape

I'm not what you'd call 'pro-prison rape', but there are crimes for which I feel the sentences are horrendously insufficient and if prison rape happens to individuals convicted of such, I can abhor the rape while feeling there is some justice to it (in the retributive sense of the word). Not funny, though.

Clown rape, though, is only funny when it's clown-on-clown and they're both in full gear with floppy shoes, water-squirting flowers on the lapel and big red honkable-horn noses.


Like this? NSFW

03 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Unsung_Hero     

ferretman: Unsung_Hero: Clown rape, though, is only funny when it's clown-on-clown and they're both in full gear with floppy shoes, water-squirting flowers on the lapel and big red honkable-horn noses.

Like this? NSFW


I can't fap to that!

03 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
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