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   Cute 29-year-old woman loses 112 pounds on the 'eBay diet', is now smoking hot (w/pics)

02 Dec 2012 04:42 PM   |   50483 clicks   |   The Sun
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
*clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

02 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
Apos     
TL; DR; NTS*

*not too shabby

02 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.


Yeah, based on the usual meme, I would have expected Gollum but if she was my Jr. High English teacher, I'd let her abuse me.

02 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
whistleridge    [TotalFark]  
Yeah...not some hag dug up from the depths of /b/, but not exactly stunning either. From the pose and the PS level, I'm guessing she probably has stretch marks and skin flaps that they're having to work hard to hide.

02 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
kingoomieiii     
Man, England. What is going ON over there.

02 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

02 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Cute, not smoking hot. Reduced points for the fivehead.

02 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
GAT_00     

Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.


She's British hot.

02 Dec 2012 03:57 PM
Shostie    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.


How does that compare to "internet hot?"

02 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
*cringes before clicking the link, knowing how this whole "smoking hot" thing has played out on Fark*

Oh.

whew

Alrighty, then.

02 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
Gergesa     
Well good for her on losing the weight.

02 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
styckx     

Shostie: GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

How does that compare to "internet hot?"


Internet hot has age restrictions.

02 Dec 2012 04:45 PM
Bleyo     

GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.


This. They use the metric system to measure hotness over there. Make sure to do your conversions.

02 Dec 2012 04:45 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
how cum i can't lose weight i'm drinking green tea like crazy!

02 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
jaytkay    [TotalFark]  
* Dammit, why do I ALWAYS click these Daily Mail "Hot chick" links? Here we go again...*

Hey, she's cute!

02 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
mc_madness     
She's English hot.

02 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
So, she lost about 40% of her body weight. That's pretty good.

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Yes, this is exactly what it looks like.

02 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
InternetSecurityGuard     
I just dropped another 10 pounds on the West Nile virus diet. I think I'll hit up Levine's for a new set of suspenders.

02 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
vodka     
Except for the weight she looked cuter before.

02 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
"There were many times I could have reached for the biscuit tin or given in to cravings but by selling my old clothes I knew I'd have nothing to wear if I put the weight on again, so it was a huge motivation to carry on."
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02 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
CarnySaur     
"You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful."

02 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
Ima4nic8or     
She is farkable but I wouldnt exactly call her smoking hot. She is a bit old and her calves are still kinda thick.

02 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
dickfreckle     
I came to snark, as Farkers always do, but all I can say is good for her. Kind of a cool story. Maybe I'll forward it to the fat chicks I kn...GODDAMMIT I CAN'T HELP IT.

/seriously though, good for her

02 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
That's a very long head.

02 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
bacongood     
You know what is more inspiring than losing 112 lbs?

Not getting fat in the first place.

02 Dec 2012 04:55 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
"you can find just about anything on eBay. Even, as Dee Oliver discovered, a brand new body."

With or without tags? Never opened?

02 Dec 2012 04:55 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  
I'd have sex with her but she's not hot

02 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
uncleacid     
I'm not impressed

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02 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
BeerGraduate     
AND she brushes her teeth...

02 Dec 2012 04:57 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
that's not 29 that's really a hard 52

02 Dec 2012 04:57 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Kinda has a Jenna Fischer thing going on....

\though yes, the chick in the article is way old for her age

02 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
Bet she thinks she is too good to go down on you now.

02 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
Clutch2013    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.


Yep.

Would hit before and after.

02 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
VegetableManWhereAreYou     
Not "fist of an angry god" material but definitely hittable...

Given how much weight she dropped, the knees don't look dangerously sharp.

02 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
gittlebass     
wow, thats the hardest 29 ive seen in a while

02 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
Jument     
There is something odd about the proportions of her face.

Would hit it, although there might be some excess skin under there.

02 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo     
29? Me thinks someone may be telling a fib. She looks more like mid to late 30s.

/Not bad though.

02 Dec 2012 05:11 PM
Mutt Farkinov     
"Before" boobs on "After" body, pls.

/brr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr

02 Dec 2012 05:11 PM
That Guy...From That Show!     

Shostie: GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

How does that compare to "internet hot?"


Compare "internet hot" to "british 10" and here's "british 10"

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02 Dec 2012 05:12 PM
El Pachuco     
Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

02 Dec 2012 05:12 PM
cig-mkr     
I would empty my testicles, vas deferens and prostate gland with her.

02 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
camaroash     
She looks old because of the toll taken on her body by being obese for so long. It takes years for that to resolve itself once you've hit physical maturity while it happens concurrently when you're still maturing in your late teens to earliest twenties.

For impatient women, the best way to kickstart the repair process is pregnancy. And she won't have any problems in that department now.

02 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
fozziewazzi     
1) She's had a fat problem all her life 2) she's getting married soon. This is your run-of-the-mill crash 'wedding diet'. She's going to put it all back on and then some when it's all over. Hit it now man, furiously, because she's never going to look this good again.

02 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  

El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.


It's not impossible, just VERY difficult.

02 Dec 2012 05:16 PM
lordargent     
Wait, they're using stones and pounds in the same article I'm so confused!!!

//29?

02 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
weapon13     
29?! Also, not hot...

Why is it that British women age faster?

02 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
kroonermanblack     
Being fat does strange things to your skin.

But so does Meth, and other drugs, depending on what she did to lose weight.

02 Dec 2012 05:20 PM
lordargent     
El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

From the article, she started at 259

"Having shrunk from 18st 7lb to 10st 7lb"

112 in 12 months is 2.15 pounds (a 7,538 calorie deficit) per week, so she would have to have a ~1,077 calorie deficit per day.

Which is doable if you exercise and don't eat much (doable, not necessarily healthy). The overall math works out, but just throws out a yellow flag.

// and that original pic looks like over 259, but it's hard to tell without knowing her height as well.

02 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
Funbags     
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Hey subby, its ok to give her props for becoming less fat, but if she's still a 5 even after hours of hair. makeup and lighting, "smokin' hot" is overselling a bit.

02 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
boogerwolf     
Left knee looks a little sharp

02 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
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