*clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

TL; DR; NTS*

*_{not too shabby}

Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

Yeah, based on the usual meme, I would have expected Gollum but if she was my Jr. High English teacher, I'd let her abuse me.

Yeah...not some hag dug up from the depths of /b/, but not exactly stunning either. From the pose and the PS level, I'm guessing she probably has stretch marks and skin flaps that they're having to work hard to hide.

Man, England. What is going ON over there.

Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

Cute, not smoking hot. Reduced points for the fivehead.

Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

How does that compare to "internet hot?"

*cringes before clicking the link, knowing how this whole "smoking hot" thing has played out on Fark*

Oh.

whew

Alrighty, then.

Well good for her on losing the weight.

Shostie: GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

How does that compare to "internet hot?"

Internet hot has age restrictions.

GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

This. They use the metric system to measure hotness over there. Make sure to do your conversions.

how cum i can't lose weight i'm drinking green tea like crazy!

* Dammit, why do I ALWAYS click these Daily Mail "Hot chick" links? Here we go again...*

Hey, she's cute!

She's English hot.

So, she lost about 40% of her body weight. That's pretty good.

 

Yes, this is exactly what it looks like.

I just dropped another 10 pounds on the West Nile virus diet. I think I'll hit up Levine's for a new set of suspenders.

Except for the weight she looked cuter before.

"There were many times I could have reached for the biscuit tin or given in to cravings but by selling my old clothes I knew I'd have nothing to wear if I put the weight on again, so it was a huge motivation to carry on."

"You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful."

She is farkable but I wouldnt exactly call her smoking hot. She is a bit old and her calves are still kinda thick.

I came to snark, as Farkers always do, but all I can say is good for her. Kind of a cool story. Maybe I'll forward it to the fat chicks I kn...GODDAMMIT I CAN'T HELP IT.

/seriously though, good for her

That's a very long head.

You know what is more inspiring than losing 112 lbs?

Not getting fat in the first place.

"you can find just about anything on eBay. Even, as Dee Oliver discovered, a brand new body."

With or without tags? Never opened?

I'd have sex with her but she's not hot

I'm not impressed

AND she brushes her teeth...

that's not 29 that's really a hard 52

Kinda has a Jenna Fischer thing going on....

\though yes, the chick in the article is way old for her age

Bet she thinks she is too good to go down on you now.

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

Yep.

Would hit before and after.

Not "fist of an angry god" material but definitely hittable...

Given how much weight she dropped, the knees don't look dangerously sharp.

wow, thats the hardest 29 ive seen in a while

There is something odd about the proportions of her face.

Would hit it, although there might be some excess skin under there.

29? Me thinks someone may be telling a fib. She looks more like mid to late 30s.

/Not bad though.

"Before" boobs on "After" body, pls.

/brr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr-wrr

Shostie: GAT_00: Lionel Mandrake: *clicks with caution"

OK, "smoking hot" is a very generous assessment, but she's not the hideous swamp hag that I expected.

She's British hot.

How does that compare to "internet hot?"

Compare "internet hot" to "british 10" and here's "british 10"

Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

I would empty my testicles, vas deferens and prostate gland with her.

She looks old because of the toll taken on her body by being obese for so long. It takes years for that to resolve itself once you've hit physical maturity while it happens concurrently when you're still maturing in your late teens to earliest twenties.

For impatient women, the best way to kickstart the repair process is pregnancy. And she won't have any problems in that department now.

1) She's had a fat problem all her life 2) she's getting married soon. This is your run-of-the-mill crash 'wedding diet'. She's going to put it all back on and then some when it's all over. Hit it now man, furiously, because she's never going to look this good again.

El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

It's not impossible, just VERY difficult.

Wait, they're using stones and pounds in the same article I'm so confused!!!

//29?

29?! Also, not hot...

Why is it that British women age faster?

Being fat does strange things to your skin.

But so does Meth, and other drugs, depending on what she did to lose weight.

El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

From the article, she started at 259

"Having shrunk from 18st 7lb to 10st 7lb"

112 in 12 months is 2.15 pounds (a 7,538 calorie deficit) per week, so she would have to have a ~1,077 calorie deficit per day.

Which is doable if you exercise and don't eat much (doable, not necessarily healthy). The overall math works out, but just throws out a yellow flag.

// and that original pic looks like over 259, but it's hard to tell without knowing her height as well.

Hey subby, its ok to give her props for becoming less fat, but if she's still a 5 even after hours of hair. makeup and lighting, "smokin' hot" is overselling a bit.

Left knee looks a little sharp