I think it's called a house. Or as the French call it, "la maison".

Mom?

Bicycle rack.

Lara Flynn Boyle?

That's the Zuni fetish doll from Trilogy of Terror. Like most child actors from the 70s he's fallen on hard times. However, I'm really looking forward to his appearance on Dancing with the Stars in the spring.

 
Poor Crypt Keeper has fallen on hard times since they canceled his show.

It's obviously a fake, subby. Ann Coulter would never vacation in France.

That is a Mugwump.

It's French. Who cares?

It's called a bicycle, dumbass.

Proof positive of supernatural activities

It's a hybrid created when a Bigfoot made sweet love to a chupacabra.

Someone who knew the Google Maps car was coming down the street.

French Prostitute

That's Karen Black's apartment. They got together while filming "Trilogy of Terror" and have been inseparable ever since.

Except when he needs to go out on the deck to smoke--she doesn't let him smoke inside.

The Crypt Keeper on vacation?

It's a streetlight

fark you jobu, I do it myself

That's Iggy Pop going out for a bicycle ride.

L.D. Ablo: That's Iggy Pop going out for a bicycle ride.

Oh. Ok. Wow, he's looking better as he ages.

Jan Brewer .

I went to law school with that guy, but we lost touch.

Came for Jobu

/now going just a bit outside

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Done. Please put your Karen Black in the upright position.

Looks like something /x/ would obsess about.

It's obviously Paris Hilton.

Dora the Explorer without her makeup.

She usually wears a lot of makeup.

coat rack

street light

One of the Olsen twins?

A couple of months ago, I had a meeting with some vendor's reps. On their way out, one of the reps put his arm around my shoulders, leaned in so I could smell his coffee and cigarette breath, and said, "You remind me of one of my most favorite actors from the 70's, kid. You probably wouldn't know her. But my god. I watched everything she did. She was gorgeous. You look just like her." "Karen Black," I said, as I tried to extricate him from his slimy, salesman-strength embrace. "Yes! You've heard of her?! Oh gosh, she was such a stunner." It was as though his arm was welded to my shoulder. It was awful. It took one of his fellow lizard people to get his attention away from me. So gross. So odd. So farking awkward.

I get that on occasion. Or Molly Ringwald. Or Bette Midler, for the particularly myopic people.

It's weird. I just look like me.

But I vote for the fetish doll.

ATTENTION ALL AGENTS: Northern Hemisphere.
Containment has failed at Sector 37 and Item # SCP-138- Euclid class is currently unaccounted for. 138 has been seen in France, and all available agents are advised to rendezvous at the Strasbourg facility. 138 is not physically dangerous, but may present an emotional/psychological threat to agents. Extraction team should include one archaeologist or Egyptologist who is proficient in ancient Egyptian, and a complete medical crew. Additional Dilaudid, Palladone, and injected pain killers should be included in the response kit.

Oh s**t. I didn't mean to hit "reply all." Please disregard my previous post.

Arthur Jumbles: That's the Zuni fetish doll from Trilogy of Terror.

That's the first thing I thought too lol

FloydA: ATTENTION ALL AGENTS: Northern Hemisphere.
Containment has failed at Sector 37 and Item # SCP-138- Euclid class is currently unaccounted for. 138 has been seen in France, and all available agents are advised to rendezvous at the Strasbourg facility. 138 is not physically dangerous, but may present an emotional/psychological threat to agents. Extraction team should include one archaeologist or Egyptologist who is proficient in ancient Egyptian, and a complete medical crew. Additional Dilaudid, Palladone, and injected pain killers should be included in the response kit.

I'd watch your movie.

That's Nancy. Apparently she lives in France, or is there on a cycling holiday.

A silly excuse for a green light?

dillenger69: It's obviously Paris Hilton Ana Carolina Reston.


FTFY

/If the complexion fits and all that....

Looks like Davey Jo.....

Tuesday.

Le Whore de Crack

Steven Tyler?

It's a masquerade violation



/Is that what's it called in the new WOD?

It's Nancy, France, Nancy.

All joking aside, I know I've seen that thing somewhere and its been bugging me since that picture popped up. And not a, "Hey, that looks like..." kind of thing, either. Exact. It's like having a song stuck in your head exactly as it exists but being completely unable to convey it properly enough to figure out what it's called.