Circumcision thread

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It's a damn shame they aren't fashionable anymore, because you really could wear them with anything.

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]

Annnd were done. Night folks...

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]

Annnd we're done. Night folks...

I am wearing a turtleneck right now, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

They work great under chunky wool sweaters that would otherwise give you the itchy neck.

Nobody likes the itchy neck.

It's a dickey...

Hey look at me, I have a turtleneck. Well, don't worry about it too much, that sweater should cover it.

Dead for Tax Reasons: Circumcision thread

Beat me to it.

Cut is superior.

Uncut is disgusting and full of diseased smegma.

I'm wearing a turtleneck right now.

Works great with pullovers.

The Tactil-neck!

Steve Jobs probably bought a new one every time his neck lost a centimeter in circumference.

 

Steve was quite "healthy" during the '90s.

I'm wearing one of those Wal-Mart cotton turtleneck shirts. Neck feels good, softened by the tears of the child workers who made it...

My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.

When I was in grade school (87-88ish) My high-school aged cousin use to wear a:



with something like this



and a



on the OUTSIDE for good measure. He also drove a fiero.

I wanted to be him.

fark from home: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]

Annnd were done. Night folks...

Where'd the picture go?

 

/Or turtlenecks

Turtlenecks are invaluable for concealing curling iron burns.

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/Or turtlenecks

What's on his belt buckle?

"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

Greta_VanHouten: Turtlenecks are invaluable for concealing curling iron burns.

Or hickies.

SundaesChild: My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.

Since all the picture links in your profile are broken, i'm going to have to assume you are beautiful and ask how are YOU doin'?

Stop submitting these links, mom. Still not going to work on me.

SundaesChild: AbiNormal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x327] 

/Or turtlenecks

What's on his belt buckle?

looks like a few robot figurines.

SundaesChild: My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.

As a man, I'm right there with you.

Screw ties.

Also my neck doesn't need chafing, so screw turtlenecks.

 

/you know what I like

Came to see Kent from Real Genius. However, saw some good images.

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This pleases me.

In my book, it's not a real turtleneck unless it covers your entire neck. There's an awful lot of posers out there that just have slightly higher than average collars.

Own it.

If not for me, Helen...do it for your country?

 

 

 

 

/sippin' on a light beer

Buzzfeed is what you get if you take Cracked and take away the good writing and intelligent comments sections.

LazarusLong42: Buzzfeed is what you get if you take Cracked and take away the good writing and intelligent comments sections.

At least it's on one page.

MemeSlave: The Tactil-neck!

First Archer reference of the thread - you win!

I like em like this

An homage? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a weak guy all day.



Nobody has been able to so eloquently state my grievances with the turtleneck as this man.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Stop submitting these links, mom. Still not going to work on me.

Heheh

I used to have a monogramed mock turtleneck. Was the most comfortable thing I wore in high school.

Came here for Mitch Hedberg refs. Leaving satisfied, and off to search up some Hedberg stand-up.