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   An homage to the most versatile, misunderstood piece of fashion: the turtleneck

02 Dec 2012 07:42 PM   |   8715 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Circumcision thread

02 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
MoonPirate     
Too lazy to post archertactleneck.jpg

02 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
It's a damn shame they aren't fashionable anymore, because you really could wear them with anything.

02 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
fark from home     

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]


Annnd were done. Night folks...

02 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
fark from home     

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]


Annnd we're done. Night folks...

02 Dec 2012 07:46 PM
namegoeshere     
I am wearing a turtleneck right now, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

They work great under chunky wool sweaters that would otherwise give you the itchy neck.

Nobody likes the itchy neck.

02 Dec 2012 07:47 PM
EngineerBoy    [TotalFark]  
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It's a dickey...

02 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Hey look at me, I have a turtleneck. Well, don't worry about it too much, that sweater should cover it.

02 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
jtown     
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02 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
radarlove     

Dead for Tax Reasons: Circumcision thread


Beat me to it.

Cut is superior.

Uncut is disgusting and full of diseased smegma.

02 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'm wearing a turtleneck right now.

Works great with pullovers.

02 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
MemeSlave     
The Tactil-neck!

02 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
UsikFark     
Steve Jobs probably bought a new one every time his neck lost a centimeter in circumference.

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Steve was quite "healthy" during the '90s.

02 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
mark12A     
I'm wearing one of those Wal-Mart cotton turtleneck shirts. Neck feels good, softened by the tears of the child workers who made it...

02 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  
My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.

02 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
GilRuiz1     
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02 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
Seacop    [TotalFark]  
When I was in grade school (87-88ish) My high-school aged cousin use to wear a:

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with something like this

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and a

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on the OUTSIDE for good measure. He also drove a fiero.

I wanted to be him.

02 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
pivazena     

fark from home: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 800x538]

Annnd were done. Night folks...


Where'd the picture go?

02 Dec 2012 08:05 PM
AbiNormal     
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/Or turtlenecks

02 Dec 2012 08:06 PM
Greta_VanHouten     
Turtlenecks are invaluable for concealing curling iron burns.

02 Dec 2012 08:06 PM
bacchanalias and consequences     
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wiredtolain     
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02 Dec 2012 08:06 PM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  

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/Or turtlenecks


What's on his belt buckle?

02 Dec 2012 08:11 PM
Do you know the way to Mordor     
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

02 Dec 2012 08:11 PM
UsikFark     

Greta_VanHouten: Turtlenecks are invaluable for concealing curling iron burns.


Or hickies.

02 Dec 2012 08:13 PM
UsikFark     

SundaesChild: My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.


Since all the picture links in your profile are broken, i'm going to have to assume you are beautiful and ask how are YOU doin'?

02 Dec 2012 08:15 PM
LordOfThePings     
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02 Dec 2012 08:17 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum     
Stop submitting these links, mom. Still not going to work on me.

02 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
UsikFark     

SundaesChild: AbiNormal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x327] 

/Or turtlenecks

What's on his belt buckle?


looks like a few robot figurines.

02 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
Smackledorfer     

SundaesChild: My mother buys me a turtleneck almost every Christmas. I hate them. I rarely wear them. They make me feel like I am suffocating. It is good that I am not a man, because I would never be able to handle wearing a necktie.


As a man, I'm right there with you.

Screw ties.

Also my neck doesn't need chafing, so screw turtlenecks.

02 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
Alleyoop     
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/you know what I like

02 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
BlousyBrown     
Came to see Kent from Real Genius. However, saw some good images.

02 Dec 2012 08:43 PM
BlousyBrown     

jtown: [www.christmasvacationcollectibles.co m image 450x253]


This pleases me.

02 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Abox     
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02 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
In my book, it's not a real turtleneck unless it covers your entire neck. There's an awful lot of posers out there that just have slightly higher than average collars.

02 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
sallys     
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Own it.

02 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
miltonbabbitt     
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If not for me, Helen...do it for your country?

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02 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
nameofperson     
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/sippin' on a light beer

02 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
LazarusLong42     
Buzzfeed is what you get if you take Cracked and take away the good writing and intelligent comments sections.

02 Dec 2012 09:09 PM
titwrench     

LazarusLong42: Buzzfeed is what you get if you take Cracked and take away the good writing and intelligent comments sections.


At least it's on one page.

02 Dec 2012 09:12 PM
Enigmamf    [TotalFark]  

MemeSlave: The Tactil-neck!


First Archer reference of the thread - you win!

02 Dec 2012 09:14 PM
Eeteetoo     
I like em like this
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02 Dec 2012 09:20 PM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
An homage? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.

02 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
Deman     
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a weak guy all day.

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Nobody has been able to so eloquently state my grievances with the turtleneck as this man.

02 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
Isildur     

Seth'n'Spectrum: Stop submitting these links, mom. Still not going to work on me.


Heheh

02 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
Mock26     
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02 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
Mock26     
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02 Dec 2012 09:36 PM
Coastalgrl     
I used to have a monogramed mock turtleneck. Was the most comfortable thing I wore in high school.

02 Dec 2012 09:37 PM
One of Those Deaf Mutes     
Came here for Mitch Hedberg refs. Leaving satisfied, and off to search up some Hedberg stand-up.

02 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
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