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   ♫ He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you steal your neighbor's Christmas lights, dumbass, so be good for goodness sake. ♫

02 Dec 2012 09:49 PM   |   3872 clicks   |   KITV Honolulu
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Ok this is one good headline

02 Dec 2012 07:32 PM
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Apos     
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02 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
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Yogimus     
"Several Warrants"/

Guessing this wasn't a prank.

02 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
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vudukungfu     
Guess he wasn't
*puts on snow goggles*
The brightest bulb on the string.

02 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
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Dubai Vol     
Theft is not accidental.

02 Dec 2012 10:03 PM
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Yogimus     

Dubai Vol: Theft is not accidental.


Agreed, but there is a difference between a few kids stealing lawn ornaments and setting them up in front of town hall and some meth-head straight robbing you.

02 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
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Zion21     
Now that's the Christmas spirit I expected this year!rewardslink.info

02 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
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prince of peas     
So those are what Christmas lights look like.
Thanks for publishing the informative picture.

02 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
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fappomatic     
HOTY candidate?

02 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

prince of peas: So those are what Christmas lights look like.
Thanks for publishing the informative picture.


Sweet jesus, there's being lazy, and then there's this fool.

Any Farker over in Hawaii, find that "journalist" and toss them in the Pacific for me.

02 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
My God, you're right.
Santa Claus is the ultimate stalker.

02 Dec 2012 10:35 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
The suspect was detained on Tantalus Drive
i.imgur.com

02 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
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ladyfortuna     
The 'dumbass' addition was great :P

02 Dec 2012 11:07 PM
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Tenatra     
Last year someone stole a 25' inflatable snowman from a family in my town. It was never recovered :(

02 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
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FNG    [TotalFark]  
They still make Christmas lights like those?

02 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
there's a house in my town, their holiday decoration is 4 or 5 humongous colored Christmas bulbs lining one side of their walkway, lit at night. very cool as they are so unique.

02 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Who cares?

So what if there is one less lawn that Walmart threw up on?

03 Dec 2012 12:16 AM
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Gyrfalcon     

Hector Remarkable: The suspect was detained on Tantalus Drive
[i.imgur.com image 292x240]


+1 and a Simon Van Gelder.

03 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
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theewhiterhino     
Takes a whole lotta lights to spell out "Mele Kalikimaka and Hauola Makahiki Hou"

Leon Redbone with some mood music

03 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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doczoidberg     
When I was a teenager, my friend and I would sneak out of the house in the middle of the night each December, and snip Christmas lights all of the neighborhood with a pair of bolt cutters.

We thought it was pretty funny at the time, but now I just feel bad about it.

Dozens and dozens of home Christmas displays totally ruined by us.

03 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
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Bith Set Me Up     
Is this subby?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

03 Dec 2012 07:39 PM
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