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   Scientists say that a strong sense of smell is the key to a happy and long lasting relationship. Old Spice stock soars

02 Dec 2012 11:43 PM   |   6674 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling

02 Dec 2012 08:32 PM
Cubansaltyballs    [TotalFark]  

gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling


I use Old Spice. The girls like it... I guess it's a sign you're an actual man instead of some androgenous hipster in skinny jeans.

02 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
dopeydwarf     

Cubansaltyballs: gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling

I use Old Spice. The girls like it... I guess it's a sign you're an actual man instead of some androgenous hipster in skinny jeans.


BS. If that were the case, you wouldn't wear any deodorant. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GIRLS LIKE!

02 Dec 2012 10:03 PM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  

gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling



I use it....and I'm disappointed that they discontinued the original scent body spray.

02 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

Cubansaltyballs: gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling

I use Old Spice. The girls like it... I guess it's a sign you're an actual man instead of some androgenous hipster in skinny jeans.


But where would we be without Brut 33?

02 Dec 2012 11:49 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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What REAL men use.

02 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Right Guard FTW

02 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
mediablitz    [TotalFark]  
Thought the article would be about people being attracted to specific scents with other people. I believe that is very true. Can't really explain the attraction. I just know she smells "right", and it works...

02 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Right Guard FTW


And Brut, if available.

02 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
Aces and Eights     
Old Spice or Mennen. Classics. Yum.

02 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
skinink     
If that's the case then I wish my wife would smell more like a stripper. I like that nice stripper smell.

02 Dec 2012 11:54 PM
crabsno termites     
My ex had extremely bad breath during ovulation.

/also went batshiat farking crazy in bed.

02 Dec 2012 11:57 PM
litespeed74     
I seem to recall Old Spice having some "spin offs" as well.

02 Dec 2012 11:58 PM
trappedspirit     
Old Spice and Polo are in the same category for effective masculine olfactory enhancement. Might as well splash on some witch hazel while you are at it.

02 Dec 2012 11:59 PM
Farxist Marxist     

skinink: If that's the case then I wish my wife would smell more like a stripper. I like that nice stripper smell.


My wife smells like a stripper and I can't figure out how she learned that. She won't talk about her past, and has tyts that precede her into the next time zone.

03 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
iheartscotch     

gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling


The spice must flow!

03 Dec 2012 12:01 AM
Bob_Sled     

litespeed74: I seem to recall Old Spice having some "spin offs" as well.


English Leather?

03 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
iheartscotch     

Farxist Marxist: skinink: If that's the case then I wish my wife would smell more like a stripper. I like that nice stripper smell.

My wife smells like a stripper and I can't figure out how she learned that. She won't talk about her past, and has tyts that precede her into the next time zone.


She smells like a stripper and has time-traveling tattoos? Is she a character on a straight to tv Syfy movie?

03 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
frostus     

gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling


I do. It reminds me of my grandfather so I started using it. My wife won't let me wear anything else now.

03 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
rocky_howard     
Well, as someone who decided on his partners based on how delicious I find their smell (especially the one coming from her vaginas), I'm getting a kick out of this study.

Yes, even if you were hot, I couldn't get serious if my nose didn't pick up that smell. And it's not about taking a shower, it's the natural smell every person has.

I have like 4 types:

Bad smell: I don't want anything with this person, not even their company.
Neutral smell: Regular people. I may have sex if the chance arises. Must fulfill other qualities to be considered couple material.
Good smell: Women I like. Probable candidates for mating.
THAT smell: I go crazy. I WILL get involved with the woman even if it's a red flag in other areas (usually sanity, lol)

03 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
CruJones     
I wear their Fiji deodorant. It has a high aluminum content and is a good antiperspirant. And it's a solid, the gel ones make me burn. Oh, and I like how it smells. So does my girlfriend.

03 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

CruJones: I wear their Fiji deodorant. It has a high aluminum content and is a good antiperspirant. And it's a solid, the gel ones make me burn. Oh, and I like how it smells. So does my girlfriend.


Aluminum is good for reducing perspiration and also for increasing your chances of Alzheimers.

03 Dec 2012 12:07 AM
crabsno termites     

AverageAmericanGuy: CruJones: I wear their Fiji deodorant. It has a high aluminum content and is a good antiperspirant. And it's a solid, the gel ones make me burn. Oh, and I like how it smells. So does my girlfriend.

Aluminum is good for reducing perspiration and also for increasing your chances of Alzheimers.


OH, BULLshiat!

03 Dec 2012 12:08 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

mediablitz: Thought the article would be about people being attracted to specific scents with other people. I believe that is very true. Can't really explain the attraction. I just know she smells "right", and it works...


Pheromones.

03 Dec 2012 12:09 AM
Bob_Sled     
FDS
My friend's mom couldn't read english and used it under her arms.

03 Dec 2012 12:10 AM
SoThor     
Menthols and beer

03 Dec 2012 12:11 AM
Glendale    [TotalFark]  
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/hot like real bits of panther

03 Dec 2012 12:12 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     

fusillade762: [perfumebrands.com.au image 350x350] 

What REAL men use.


1985 called...

03 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
LordOfThePings     
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03 Dec 2012 12:16 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling


Old Spice is a bit of a tricky one - most women I know think of it as a "creepy uncle" scent, they're reminded of "Uncle Frank" who always wore a semi-transparent short-sleeved dress shirt with a visible wifebeater underneath.

So usually, it's a turn off for them. However, every once in a while you'll run into a woman who was molested by Uncle Frank, so to them Old Spice may as well be ruhypnol. They're like putty in your hands.

03 Dec 2012 12:16 AM
missiv     

dopeydwarf: Cubansaltyballs: gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling

I use Old Spice. The girls like it... I guess it's a sign you're an actual man instead of some androgenous hipster in skinny jeans.

BS. If that were the case, you wouldn't wear any deodorant. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GIRLS LIKE!


This.

I've been told, there must be something about my scent that attracts women. I haven't worn deodorant since I was a teenager.

03 Dec 2012 12:23 AM
SomethingToDo     
[Ctrl]+[F] diamonds
*shrug*

03 Dec 2012 12:24 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     
I gotta agree that you can't really beat Old Spice for consistency and effectiveness among the general female population. I actually think their original scent body wash is plenty enough for a night out, it's surprisingly strong. I've noticed that sandalwood based colognes will always prompt more responses than most musks.

Two protips:

If the girl you are trying to get was in high school in the early to mid-nineties, wear Curve cologne. It reminds their subconscious of being in the backseat of their former boyfriend's car.

Of every cologne and aftershave I have ever used, I've never been asked to be smelled more than when I had this in my hair:

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I'm not even kidding. It took me a while before I figured out that it was the shiat in my hair that all the girls were raving about.

/Sadly, I have a buzzcut now. Fark MPB.

03 Dec 2012 12:24 AM
EyeBallStu     

CruJones: I wear their Fiji deodorant. It has a high aluminum content and is a good antiperspirant. And it's a solid, the gel ones make me burn. Oh, and I like how it smells. So does my girlfriend.


I like Denali. That high aluminum content must be why sometimes I can go a day or two without and it still working. Hopefully I'll die before Alzheimer's sets in.

03 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Cubansaltyballs: gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling

I use Old Spice. The girls like it... I guess it's a sign you're an actual man instead of some androgenous hipster in skinny jeans.


Only if the actual man was Isaiah Mustafah. And if I had him, he could smell like just about anything.

Rawr.

03 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Actually, even soap and shampoo are sold to us as if they were in any way healthy or good for us. They are not.

These things strip our bodies of their protective outer layer of oils. By doing this, not only does our skin dry out and hair become brittle and lifeless, but it exacerbates the various odors that the human body will emit in order to recover from this stripping.

Wiping the body with lukewarm water on a hand towel and an occasional rinsing of hair under cool, running water is enough to clean on a semi-daily basis. Any more than that, or using chemicals like soap or shampoo or deodorant, is unhealthy.

03 Dec 2012 12:32 AM
br0g     
I have a strong sense of smell, and I can assure you it does not help my relationship.

03 Dec 2012 12:33 AM
Ready-set     
Women have a stronger sense of smell than men. And men usually smell worse. God said 'Ha!'.

I saw a study where new mothers could identify their babies by scent. Freaky. And that power is supposed to be the cause of menstrual synchronicity. More freaky.

PS: The best old school scent for men is Aqua Velva.

03 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski    [TotalFark]  
I would tell you what I use, but I don't want you boneheads using it. :)

03 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
Sultan Of Herf     
I tend to use Axe products whenever possible. Yeah, I know, many of you are going to cry "hipster". Go for it. Ive been down the road with Old Spice (wife hates it), and all the other major brands and store brands of deoderants, shampoo, etc and I like the way the Axe stuff works best. Other brands do have better scents, but I dont use enough of the stuff for it to linger an excessive amount of time anyways. For me its about function, and Ive found what works best for me.

Scent wise I like Old Spice stuff best, but the wife hates it.

03 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
Dahnkster     
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03 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
crabsno termites     

AverageAmericanGuy: Actually, even soap and shampoo are sold to us as if they were in any way healthy or good for us. They are not.

These things strip our bodies of their protective outer layer of oils. By doing this, not only does our skin dry out and hair become brittle and lifeless, but it exacerbates the various odors that the human body will emit in order to recover from this stripping.

Wiping the body with lukewarm water on a hand towel and an occasional rinsing of hair under cool, running water is enough to clean on a semi-daily basis. Any more than that, or using chemicals like soap or shampoo or deodorant, is unhealthy.


French or just a fan of a whore's bath?

03 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
mediablitz    [TotalFark]  

rocky_howard: THAT smell: I go crazy. I WILL get involved with the woman even if it's a red flag in other areas (usually sanity, lol)


I had one of those relationships. Crazy woman, but just getting close to her neck for a kiss and it was ON.

Luckily, this one is sane AND has that smell. My ex-wife didn't have it. No other woman has. I think I'm lucky to find it twice.

03 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
TomD9938     

JasonOfOrillia: where would we be without Brut 33?


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"By Faberge!"

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Brut, if available.


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"By Faberge!"

03 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
Loren     
I think subbie got it wrong. Their data seems to say that a lack of a sense of smell interferes with having a relationship at all rather than with making it last.

03 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
Dingleberry Dickwad    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Actually, even soap and shampoo are sold to us as if they were in any way healthy or good for us. They are not.

These things strip our bodies of their protective outer layer of oils. By doing this, not only does our skin dry out and hair become brittle and lifeless, but it exacerbates the various odors that the human body will emit in order to recover from this stripping.

Wiping the body with lukewarm water on a hand towel and an occasional rinsing of hair under cool, running water is enough to clean on a semi-daily basis. Any more than that, or using chemicals like soap or shampoo or deodorant, is unhealthy.


Are you my old roomie? He said the same shiat and he smelled horrible on a regular basis. After PT he'd wipe down with a warm washcloth and our barracks room regularly smelled of ass and foot. And rinsing your hair with just cool water will still leave greasy nasty buildup and a bad smell. You likely smell bad and you should feel bad.

03 Dec 2012 12:48 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     

AverageAmericanGuy: Actually, even soap and shampoo are sold to us as if they were in any way healthy or good for us. They are not.

These things strip our bodies of their protective outer layer of oils. By doing this, not only does our skin dry out and hair become brittle and lifeless, but it exacerbates the various odors that the human body will emit in order to recover from this stripping.

Wiping the body with lukewarm water on a hand towel and an occasional rinsing of hair under cool, running water is enough to clean on a semi-daily basis. Any more than that, or using chemicals like soap or shampoo or deodorant, is unhealthy.


So is not having sex.

03 Dec 2012 12:50 AM
Sultan Of Herf     

AverageAmericanGuy: Actually, even soap and shampoo are sold to us as if they were in any way healthy or good for us. They are not.

These things strip our bodies of their protective outer layer of oils. By doing this, not only does our skin dry out and hair become brittle and lifeless, but it exacerbates the various odors that the human body will emit in order to recover from this stripping.



On that note...try baby or kids shampoo. It has far less soaps & cleansers than regular stuff, and leaves most oils still in the hair. If your the type that uses a lot of junk (gel, hair spray, etc), or have very oily hair, use a regular adult shampoo once or twice a week to clean the junk out.

03 Dec 2012 12:55 AM
The more you eat the more you fart     

The_Sponge: gopher321: Does anyone actually use Old Spice? I mean, apart from dads who get those gifts from their kids and have no choice? Whatever happened to classic scents for men, like Bay rum?

/rambling


I use it....and I'm disappointed that they discontinued the original scent body spray.


Old Spice fresh scent is the bomb.

Have gotten many bj's from the fiancee bc of that stuff...

03 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
qlenfg    [TotalFark]  

br0g: I have a strong sense of smell, and I can assure you it does not help my relationship.


Yep -- it is both a curse and a blessing. Not gonna get smothered by a gas leak, but not gonna go face down on a sweaty hoo-hah either.

Many people don't realize they either have B.O. issues or need to slack off on the fragrance. If I can smell you in either case from arm's length, you need to deal with it.

We have a gal at work that is so offended by poop and fart smells that she douses the ladies room with air freshener every time she visits, turns on the poop fan and closes the men's room door if one of us has been in there long enough to make a turd, and has 2-3 candles and / or air fresheners running WFO in her office at all times. Did I mention she applies perfume with a ladle ??

She has no farking clue that her concealment is 10x worse than what it attempts to conceal, and all fingers point at her when she applies the concealment.

03 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
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