I think I will have to mix up a batch of "Grinches"

Candy Cane shooters:

Ingredients:

1 % milk
Mini-Candy Canes

WTF?!?

I prefer my own concoction. I call it an albino reindeer.
It's basically a white russian, but instead of the regular dairy you use eggnog. You do have to stir it up a bit as the nog seems to ball up and almost curdle.

I always fall back on old faithful: Coal.

It's Johnny Walker Black over a large ice cube.

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

Chick drinks.
With mega calories, low alcoholic bang
Not the greatest mix
Fire the bartender IMO.

Also, there is very little alcohol in #5.

If you get wasted on a shot of milk or a fluff of bourbon whipped cream, come and sit on my lap before you hurt yourself.

Most of those didn't look appealing. Or boozy.

What about Tom and Jerrys ???

List fails without "flaming rum punch"

For once, all the recipes sound good.

1 qrt nog
1 qrt rum
Grated cinnamon

The classics are sometimes the best.

Practical_Draconian: Most of those didn't look appealing. Or boozy.

Do a shot of whatever. Chase with a cookie.

Though I would enjoy the grinch. Midori is pretty tasty, and the vodka means you will get some booze out of it.

Serbian plumb wine. Brought some back home when tour was finished. I had no idea I was in my boxers in the garage during winter after drinking a jug.

borg: List fails without "flaming rum punch"

Or a "screaming viking".

Where are the farking recipes? I had to click through two pages to get the recipe for one of them. Fark you. Give me pictures and tell me what's in it. That's all anyone wants from this kind of list.

Also, those of you using carton egg nog and adding alcohol to it, please do yourself a favor and make real egg nog. It's a bit of work, but not difficult (mostly whipping and folding egg whites and cream) and it is an utterly ass-kicking drink.

Bing energy drink with chocolate vodka. Tastes like the inside of a cherry cordial.

UsikFark: Candy Cane shooters:

Ingredients:

1 % milk
Mini-Candy Canes

WTF?!?

That writer must be a super light-weight.

She's also notorious for just taking other peoples pictures, writing something stupid, and never listing the recipe.

These are all terrible drinks for terrible people who don't like alcohol. One item on the list doesn't even have booze, one has a tiny amount of uncooked booze in the cream topping, and two require two clicks from BuzzFeed to actually reach a recipe.

The only decent one is The Grinch, but that's just a Midori Sour with candy-cane crumbs and it's much better without candy-cane crumbs. (And Midori is better without even the sour.) If you want an interesting Christmas drink that's not retarded, float some red absinthe on top of Midori in a shot glass.

BlousyBrown: borg: List fails without "flaming rum punch"

Or a "screaming viking".

Would you like your cucumber bruised?

BlousyBrown: Or a "screaming viking".

Would you like the cucumber bruised?

1 second......

this is not a bookmark

honest

AFJuvat1: BlousyBrown: borg: List fails without "flaming rum punch"

Or a "screaming viking".

Would you like your cucumber bruised?

brilliant

Girl Drink Drunk

All these drinks are blech.

Looks in liquor stand ...

I have:
Imperia Vodka

Grey Goose Vodka

42 Below Vodka (Xmas gift)

Russian Ice Vodka (another gift last Xmas)

Van Gogh chocolate vodka

Three Olives cherry vodka

Stoli vanilla vodka

Galliano

Kahlua (2 bottles, 1 an office party extra)

Hendricks gin

Sabra (Israeli chocolate/orange liquer, toast some cinnamon bagels, shred em on vanilla ice cream, drop this stuff, delish nosh)

a VSOP armagnac

Cuarenta y Tres (Spanish vanilla liquor)

Frangelico

cherry brandy

creme de cacao

and shot bottles of Patron tequila, Agavero, Cointreau, Malibu rum, Frangelico, and mescal w/ the worm

Any drink ideas?

It was snowing up in the mountains this weekend. First drink I ordered when I got to the bar was a hot chocolate with two shots of the cheapest brandy they had.

Too damn sweet but it was nice and warm and cozy and I enjoyed it.

Then I switched to bourbon.

/alcoholic story, bro

Eggnog + Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. Or both.

That is all.

BlousyBrown: borg: List fails without "flaming rum punch"

Or a "screaming viking".


That's it! out you two pixies go... through the door, or out the window!

Grumpy Jacks can put the chill and warmth in to the holidays.

1 part Rumplemintz
1 part Jack Daniels

*Be careful with this one.


Or Dirty Girl Scout or Paddy O'brien

Green colored Creme De Mint + Irish Creme+ Kahula, mix it.

Practical_Draconian: Looks in liquor stand ...

I have:
Imperia Vodka

Grey Goose Vodka

42 Below Vodka (Xmas gift)

Russian Ice Vodka (another gift last Xmas)

Van Gogh chocolate vodka

Three Olives cherry vodka

Stoli vanilla vodka

Galliano

Kahlua (2 bottles, 1 an office party extra)

Hendricks gin

Sabra (Israeli chocolate/orange liquer, toast some cinnamon bagels, shred em on vanilla ice cream, drop this stuff, delish nosh)

a VSOP armagnac

Cuarenta y Tres (Spanish vanilla liquor)

Frangelico

cherry brandy

creme de cacao

and shot bottles of Patron tequila, Agavero, Cointreau, Malibu rum, Frangelico, and mescal w/ the worm

Any drink ideas?

Equal parts stoli vanilla and creme de cacao, splash of cream/milk/half and half. Delicious and boozy. Drink the Frangelico on its own with ice. Mostly you just have the sort of booze you mix with soda.

Mulled wine

Egg nog with spiced rum

Shots of the brown liquor of your choice

End of list

cyberspacedout: Eggnog + Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. Or both.

That is all.

my uncle would pour a glass of whatever you liked - scotch, rye or whisky, wave the container of eggnog over it in a symbolic gesture, and hand you your glass full of booze with a hearty "enjoy the nog!"

She seems to have forgotten the recipies for the drinks, but I have them all right here:

1. Sniff an open bottle of booze

2. Spoon sugar in your mouth until you get diabetes

3. Garnish with a shot of insulin.

NobleHam: Mostly you just have the sort of booze you mix with soda.

Well, I did make ghetto variations of the Singapore Sling with club soda ... used to have the proper ingredients.

My parents have a lot of fruits growing in their yards -- oranges, lemons, plums, nectarines, loquats. Makes for interesting times when they're in season; pick up a bag and make fresh juice to go with the booze. Course, I've yet to try making loquat juice -- they are bitter little things.

Sir_Spanksalot: Serbian plumb wine. Brought some back home when tour was finished. I had no idea I was in my boxers in the garage during winter after drinking a jug.

Slibovitz. o_0

Oh No, you have to stay away from that stuff.

not so cool story time:
I had a serbian roommate and the only time she was ever nice to me was when she was wasted.
We ran into each other in the kitchen after bar one night, and she offered me a shot of her dad's homemade Slibovitz that
she had brought back from Serbia.

In a plain unmarked plastic bottle.

We did multiple shots of it, and the next day I was ready to die.

In fact, I wondered if that was her plan all along; to kill me.

I don't think I've ever been that wasted/hungover, and I'm from Wisconsin, so I have had a lot of practice.....

/I threw up in the parking lot before work.
//At 4pm the following afternoon.
///she moved out shortly afterwards..... hmmmmm

UsikFark: Also, there is very little alcohol in #5.

If you get wasted on a shot of milk or a fluff of bourbon whipped cream, come and sit on my lap before you hurt yourself.

you know how i know you enjoy taking advantage of people?

1) find person with lowest booze tolerance in the room
2) convince them to sit on your lap
3)???
4) awkward morning after with likely charges to follow

/you sick fark ;P
//drunken santa gives thumbs up

borg: List fails without "flaming rum punch"

Sounds heavenly ;)

Anyway, list fails without Tom and Jerrys, Hot Buttered Rum, Real Eggnog and, since I am in Germany, Gluwein.

I was expecting six variations of Glögg. Instead we got six sickly sweet recipes for crap.

Beer.

das: Beer.

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Only drink necessary for X-mas!!!

I make this eggnog every year, it never disappoints.

Carton of eggnog + booze = fail.

My favorite Christmas cocktail:

2 parts gin

Ah the joys of homebrewing. I have a 10% double IPA, 8% pumpkin ale, 8% foreign stout, and 10% spiced old ale for drinking over the holidays. I'm feeling festive already.

Do people actually have/go to parties where drinks like these are served? Is this really a thing?

... did someone just non-ironically link to a faked-up SEO blog?

Second the motion on mulled red wine and real egg nog, only adding Great Lakes Christmas Ale to the list.

/terrible list is terrible
//"put candy and skim milk in blender; frappe for 30 seconds; enjoy near your liquor cabinet for holiday drear"

Here are my 6 drinks to give everyone a nose redder than Rudolph.

6. Whiskey
5. Whiskey
4. Whiskey
3. Whiskey
2. Whiskey
1. Whiskey


All of it Jameson of course, as Irish Whiskey is far superior to any other whiskey!

gator69: I make this eggnog every year, it never disappoints.

Carton of eggnog + booze = fail.

I made this egg nog as after-dinner drinks for a Christmas dinner party once... We put on a movie and everyone passed out within an hour.

hogans: I was expecting six variations of Glögg. Instead we got six sickly sweet recipes for crap.

THIS. It's not the winter holidays without glögg.

Time to fire up the first batch of the season....